Best Pick Up Line

[the bomb]

Whe I was single and dating I would hear some of the worse pick up lines in the history of dating. Since this is mostly men, I thought it would be fun for all of you to come up with your best pick up lines. Give it your best shot!

[MackemX]

do I really need to try to pick you up? . Ok then my chat up line is 'No thanks, I'm not interested' and walk away :P

[ViRaL1]

'You look like a woman who's used to disappointment.'

[the bomb]

Mystery men. That might work

[MackemX]

you see I got you to reply, now your interested

[ViRaL1]

'I'll give you the Domino's rate; if you don't come in 30 minutes it's free.'

'You're hot when I'm drunk.'

Depending on the circles you run in 'How much' is a sure bet. :P

[doppletwo]

I can't use pick up lines I am not smooth enough.

But here are some I know.

"Girl you must be tired cuase youy been running through my mind all day".

(look for some sort of label or tag on her xlothing and say) just like I "thought made in heaven."

"Girl you look like you are kidnapping midgets let Gary coleman and Webster out."

I can't use anything like thses though.

I just walk up and say I am (insert my real name here) how are you doing tonight?

has workd good for me and I don't get slapped..

Unless I want to be!!!11!!!one!!111!!!!

[MackemX]

Is your daddy a fireman? you make me turn red all over and go "Woo woo!"

FiremanX

[ViRaL1]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

[ZAPPER]

One hundred pounds ago and when I had a full head of hair. "Wanna get high?" was quite effective, but nowadays it's "Please, come on, I'll pay ya double!"

[ViRaL1]

Is your daddy a fireman? you make me turn red all over and go "Woo woo!"

FiremanX

Like the episode of SNL with Christian Slater and the wings?

[Guest]

Do you like boys?

[MackemX]

just in case anyone hasn't here hasn't spoken to a real woman before here is a link to help you out

Chatup lines to say to Girls

[doppletwo]

"That outfit would look real good balled on my bedroom floor"

"How do you like your eggs prepared?"

"Girl do you have any Greek in you? Do you want some?"

[Conquest10]

I just walk up and say I am (insert my real name here) how are you doing tonight?

has workd good for me and I don't get slapped..

Unless I want to be!!!11!!!one!!111!!!!

Hey, that's my line.

[the bomb]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

Not in a million years!

[the bomb]

[quote="doppletwo"]




(look for some sort of label or tag on her xlothing and say) just like I "thought made in heaven.



This one is pretty good!

[Ripper2860]

Do you believe in love at 1st site? If not -- I'll walk by again.

[ViRaL1]

I'm Rick James, bitch!

(One I learned from GI Joe)
'Who wants a body massage?'

[Capmaster]

Women hate pickup lines. I grew up with two coaches in the ways of women - my identical twin sisters who are 5 years older than me. I had an unfair advantage over the other guys

I rarely if ever used them when I was single, and I sure as hell don't use them now

[doppletwo]

"Body Massage Machine!(singing) GO!

And knowing is half the Battle"

Just acting like a jerk. Slutty girls love jerks and A-holes. If you act act as loud and obnoxious and boorish as possible. Call them Ho or B.I. and break something if possible to do with out going to jail.

This a sure fire way to take home a loose woman at the end of the night. Probably a girl named after a type of liquor.

[thecoalman]

"Hey Baby, I got a beer" By Butthead of Beavis and Butthead fame.

[ViRaL1]

I grew up with two coaches in the ways of women - my identical twin sisters who are 5 years older than me.

Had to read that twice.

[ViRaL1]

'Those ain't socks.'

[Capmaster]

I grew up with two coaches in the ways of women - my identical twin sisters who are 5 years older than me.

Had to read that twice.

Get your mind out of the gutter They offered advice.

[ViRaL1]

I grew up with two coaches in the ways of women - my identical twin sisters who are 5 years older than me.

Had to read that twice.

Get your mind out of the gutter They offered advice.

No, first I saw identical twin sister (huh?) then 5 years older (huh huh?). Then I took the cottonballs out of my eyes.

As sad as it is, I didn't have my mind in the gutter on that one, and I'm still struggling to find that angle.

[ViRaL1]

Seen in OT (but I can't find the link).

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

[Capmaster]

You don't see the advantage of having two older, female coaches ...advising you on what girls/women like and what they don't like?

[ZAPPER]

Pick up lines only work once you have made eye contact and read the body language correctly. Two things will help a man get the woman of his desire. Looking like Brad Pitt or the Hollywood star of the moment and having their kind of money! I have been lucky(If you want to call it that) I have never actually had to ask a gal out from a cold start. They have always shown somekind of intrest in me before I even started to talk to them. (Don't worry guys that was 25 years ago I am long out of the competition. Nowadays I just look, sigh and remember the good old days)

[ViRaL1]

You don't see the advantage of having two older, female coaches ...advising you on what girls/women like and what they don't like?

I do. I was misreading somethings.