Best Pick Up Line

[Capmaster]

I do. I was misreading somethings.

8) Happens to me occasionally Wait ....what?

[sacajaweeda]

"Let's go somewhere where we can ****."

(only used it once and it actually worked)

[Roundabout]

Guy: "You know what would look good on me?"

Girl: "No?"

Guy: "You!"

(Larry Dallas on "Three's Company" - the king of pickup artists)

[pyrate83]

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you wanna kiss me?"

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

I saw this one online and liked it:

"You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them."



:P

[Ripper2860]

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"You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them."

:P

Sounds like something a cross-dresser would say.

[zzyzzx]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

Anyone besides gay men ever ask?

[ViRaL1]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

Anyone besides gay men ever ask?

Actually, not even them.
(Not that I want them to).

[Capmaster]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

Anyone besides gay men ever ask?

Actually, not even them.
(Not that I want them to).

Not .....that there's anything wrong with that ....

[Epicurus8a]

Would you like to ride my baloney pony?

[doppletwo]

Did anyone notice that Frodo and Sam are gay for each other in the LTR movies, but not in the books.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but seems like weird twist.

[Ripper2860]

There are some that suspect the Spongebob and Patrick are gay lovers.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[ViRaL1]

There are some that suspect the Spongebob and Patrick are gay lovers.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

WHOA there Ripper. Now you're talking about interracial relationships. Mind your mouth. This goes beyond gay sex.

[doppletwo]

Not only interacial, but they belong to different Phylums.

SpongeBob belongs to the phylum Porifora- meanig porous body this is the Phylum for sponges..

And Patrick is of the phylum Enchinoderm- meaning hard skin. this is the phylum for starfish (sea stars to some), sea cucumbers and sea urchins. Some say that this phylum is the closest to vertabrates of all the invertabrate phylums.

I am not sure of the genus species of either Patrick or Mr. Square pants.

[ViRaL1]

That's just wrong, and I won't stand for it.

(Luckily I'm already sitting)

[Conquest10]

Ah, wonderful example of a good threadjack.

[doppletwo]

Let us get it back on track.

"Girl you look like you shoved two big christmas hams down the back of your pants"

An the worst ever...

"If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

[MackemX]

who started talking about being ghey?



let's get back on track and this is how not to chat up a woman
"So, uh, you like...stuff?"

[doppletwo]

I hat a t-shirt that says 'Ask me about my penis.' Does that count?

Anyone besides gay men ever ask?

This was where the thread went gay.

Back to the subject on hand.

"You remind me of my jeep... I wanna ride"
--R Kelly

[pyrate83]

"
"You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them."

:P

Sounds like something a cross-dresser would say.

Yeah it kinda does. I saw it online...it wasn't mine.

Really it wasn't mine, I'm not a fuckin' cross dresser ripper.

[pacmania_2001]

"Hi, I know you're totally out of my league but I just had to come over here and say that you're hot."

[Capmaster]

"Hi, I know you're totally out of my league but I just had to come over here and say that you're hot."

Hmmmm ...starting it off from a position of inferiority and humility ...it just might work 8)

[ZAPPER]

OK, Last chance, I'll double your usual price, and let you have my Pinto.

[ZAPPER]

I'm with the band.

[ViRaL1]

My Ferrari's parked just down the street (at the dealership).

[shelbyGT]

I'm sorry, but you are all wrong. The one line with the highest success rate is:

"Hi, my name is [name here]. Would you like [a drink, to dance, to talk]?"

Seriously, I guarantee it will work over 50%, and you won't come off as a jerk to her girlfriends.

[ViRaL1]

I'd say the success rate of 'how much' is still higher.

[ZAPPER]

When sailing in shark infested waters, "put out or get out" is somewhat effective

[ViRaL1]

When sailing in shark infested waters, "put out or get out" is somewhat effective

I bet that's pretty effective in aerospace as well.

[ZAPPER]

Mile high or mile deep!

[Ripper2860]

My Anaconda is hungry -- and you're looking quite tasty !!