Best Pick Up Line

[Capmaster]

Yes, but you have to pay shipping.

I know they have a delivery service recent divorcees use, called Fed-Ex.

[BJ_M]

thats certainly possible -- fed-ex ships the whales around at sea worlds (i was at one when they delivered one)

[Capmaster]

Guess I should have added:

[northcat_8]

Yes, but you have to pay shipping.

I know they have a delivery service recent divorcees use, called Fed-Ex.

Groan

I wonder if they have overnight delivery

Received 2-2-05 9:30 pm
Returned 2-3-05 1:38 am

[Ripper2860]

Does that thing have a hemi ?

Get it !!??? "Best Pick up line" -- "Pick-up", as in Pick-up truck. Hemi as in the Dodge RAM trucks. "Does that thing have a hemi?" as in the TV commercial with the rednecks asking the Dodge truck driver while stopped at a red light...

Geez !! Another Ripper gem goes un-noticed and unappreciated!!

[BJ_M]

oh yes -- that is good ... ha ha


now i get it ... (really)


:P

[doppletwo]

Does that thing have a hemi ?

Get it !!??? "Best Pick up line" -- "Pick-up", as in Pick-up truck. Hemi as in the Dodge RAM trucks ...


Geez !! Another Ripper gem goes un-noticed and unappreciated!!

I didn't notice the double ontondre (anybody know how to spell this word)

I thought it was a funny line though.

Now it is quite the classic.

:bowing:

EDIT: is there a bowing emoticon?

[Doramius]

FedEx won't ship Bees and other certain insects. They die at high altitudes in the FedEx planes. But they'll ship Helicopters and Jet Planes for the military. I was curious as to why they would ship an "airplane", but apparently it's more expensive in fuel costs for certain military planes to fly themselves, than it is to hire a freight plane to carry it. I also found out that FedEx has trains too, but only via FedEx ground shipping are they used.

Another Pick-up line:
"Don't deny it. You're beautiful, stunning, and probably very smart & confident around groups of people, and even better 1 on 1. But at least I noticed."

[BJ_M]

FED-EX has a special 747 just for whales .. they ship just about anything - but if you go into the local fedex office with a heavy crate they give you the evil eye and tell you they dont touch that crap -- so i pull out my fedex whale story and that usually gets them going...

fedex will ship pretty well anything , any size, anywhere

so does ROCKET , the company from england specialized in concert tours ...

[BJ_M]

and Doramius - GREAT opening line i think ..

[ViRaL1]

I also found out that FedEx has trains too, but only via FedEx ground shipping are they used.

A opposed to Air?

[BJ_M]

space shuttles

[Doramius]

FedEx ground uses ground trucks like UPS does, but they also have trains for many cross nation shipping. I only found that out recently. I only thought they used trucks & airplanes. I'm somewhat of a railfan and I heard about how they were initially trying to strike a deal with AMTRAK, but that fell through. They also contacted several other rail companies. The biggest problem was transferring from 1 train to another, because they weren't using their own box or freight cars. So they got their own freight cars and the cars are just uncoupled and coupled from one train to the next. They are even planning on purchasing their own engines to cross continentally, but the problem is they have to pay for track transference, due to the fact that sections of track are owned by several different companies. I could go on with rail information, but it even gets boring to me sometimes. SO I'll leave it with FedEx also uses rail to send their ground shipments.

[the bomb]

WTF are you guys talking about?

[BJ_M]

shipping , what are you talking about ?

[Ripper2860]

It's amazing the twist and turns a thread can take. Never ceases to cause me to wonder ...


... how the hell a thread about the best pick up lines can eventually end up with everyone talking about FedEx and what/how they ship !!!

I have to keep scrolling up to make sure I'm in the right friggin thread!!

[BJ_M]

pickup -- as in pickup and delivery

[BJ_M]

:P

[Ripper2860]

As you were.

[the bomb]

Well, ok then. I think the UPPS guys are the hottest looking.

[Conquest10]

UPS guys?

[the bomb]

I got so excited I forgot the other P

[Conquest10]

UPPS guys?

[BJ_M]

united parcel service or

united parcel post service ?

[Doramius]

Yeah, you gotta be careful, because USPS is United Staes Post Service. I call UPS 'BROWN'. I remember when Federal Express changed their name and logos to the shortened FedEx with the tagline, "because that's what you call us anyway". I remember looking at that and saying to myself, "All the companies I worked with called them 'Federal Express', but hey, it is easier."

Another Pick-up line:
"Don't make a sound until I've had a chance to admire you completely. [when she makes a comment or sound] Dammit. Now I'm biased and think you're the center of my universe."

[MOVIEGEEK]

UOTPW

United Off Topic Post Whores-when you absolutely,positively have nothing better to do.

[Doramius]

UOTPW

United Off Topic Post Whores-when you absolutely,positively have nothing better to do.

And not worried about how long it will take to get done or be delivered. :P