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Q: When a man comes out he comes out of the closet. Where does a woman come out from ?
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Q: How do you play safe chess ?
A: Put a condom on the bishop.If in doubt, Google it. -
Don't quit your day job. :P
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Man in chinese restaurant: "This meat is rubbery!"
Chinese waiter: "Frank you velly much!"If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
Why was "6" afraid of "7"?
Because "7-8-9" -
Q: What's brown and sticky ?
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Q: What did one door say to the other door ?
A: Pull your pants up - I can see your knob !If in doubt, Google it. -
Q: Why did the anorexic chick kill her dog ?
A: It kept trying to bury her in the backyard.If in doubt, Google it. -
Q: why did the dog drown ?
A: Because it was encased in cement.If in doubt, Google it. -
The string says I'm a frayed knot.
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Why did the little girl fall off her bike ?
because someone threw a fridge at her.If in doubt, Google it. -
What's the best thing about being a siamese twin ?
You've got someone to kiss while you're wanking.If in doubt, Google it. -
how do you make an orange juice itself ?
play with its citrus.If in doubt, Google it. -
never said they were funny.Originally Posted by gitreelDon't quit your day job. :P :P If in doubt, Google it.
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yep, that qualifiesOriginally Posted by Capmaster
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any more ?
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Is there an echo around here???Originally Posted by jimmalenko"Terminated!" :firing:
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Have you heard a mile or more bird?
You can hear them a mile or more away.
Bdm bm bsshhh.
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echoOriginally Posted by thayneIf in doubt, Google it.
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can't say I have.Originally Posted by gitreelIf in doubt, Google it.
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Funniest kid stories...Originally Posted by jimmalenko"Terminated!" :firing:
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OkOriginally Posted by gitreel
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That's what I'm after. a little more detail though !Originally Posted by thayneIf in doubt, Google it.
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Q. Why do Ethiopians like venetian blinds so much?
A. Yay, bunk beds.
sorry if this offended anyone.
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Q. Whats the difference between a monster, a man, and cement.
A. A monster is fake but a man is not.
Then they ask......"what about the cement".
You say......"oh I just threw that in there to make it hard"
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keep em coming ...
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A nun is naked, washing herself in a bath. There is a knock at the
door. Quickly she covers herself with a towel. "Who is it ?" she asks.
"It's the Blind man" comes the reply. "Oh" she says and drops the
towel. "You can come in then"
The door opens and a man comes in.
"Nice tits, where do want the Blind ?" -
Heard for the 28th time and still makes me spray my keyboard with my cuppa."........nice tits, where do want the blind?"
W.tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
Originally Posted by Will Hay
too true.If in doubt, Google it.
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