Jim's joke corner

[northcat_8]

For you Aussies....

A Koala bear was visiting New York City for the first time and he decided to get a hooker.

The Koala bear pics the woman up, they go to the hotel room and after the activity the prostitute demands her money.

The Koala bear was confused and claimed he didn't know it cost money.

The hooker hands the bear a dictionary and tells him look up the term "Prostitute" in the dictionary. "a person, usually a female who has sex with men in exchange for money", The bear says, well I am a Koala Bear, why don't you look that up.

So the prostitute looks "Koala Bear" in the dictionary and it reads: "Koala Bear - eats bush and leaves"

[northcat_8]

Little boy walks by a whore house everyday on his way to school. And everyday he walks by this one prostitute waves at him using only her little finger and says "Hi little boy". The boy is quite confused by her wave and decides to ask her about it.

So the next day the little boy is on his way home from school and the prostitute waves her little finger and says "Hi little boy". The boy walks right up to her and says "Lady, why do you wave at me with just your little finger?"

The prostitute replies "well, you are a little boy, and I wave my little finger because I think that's how big it is."

The little boy says "Oh ok, thanks.
<Puts his fingers in each side of his mouth stretching it from side to side as far as he could>
and says "Bye lady".

[northcat_8]

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