The Girl Next Door

[jimmalenko]

I watched this movie last night and while I have no complaints about the "aesthetics" shall we say, of the movie, I must say that it sucked pretty badly overall IMO. The storyline was pathetic, with no substance or reflection of reality to it. It was funny about 5% of the time, showed raw porn about 2% of the time, sent you to sleep about 10% of the time with unimportant dialog, and spent the rest of the time "building up to a surprise ending that no-one will pick". The only highlight IMO was Elisha Cuthbert from behind, wearing a red thong and showing all but the nipple of her right breast.

[makntraks]

I watched this movie last night and while I have no complaints about the "aesthetics" shall we say, of the movie, I must say that it sucked pretty badly overall IMO. The storyline was pathetic, with no substance or reflection of reality to it. It was funny about 5% of the time, showed raw porn about 2% of the time, sent you to sleep about 10% of the time with unimportant dialog, and spent the rest of the time "building up to a surprise ending that no-one will pick". The only highlight IMO was Elisha Cuthbert from behind, wearing a red thong and showing all but the nipple of her right breast.

Akkkk... within the first 20 mins I knew the soundtrack was the only thing worth spending the time watching this crap...
Ferris Bueller+Risky Business=barely watchable movie because it none of the mojo of FB or RB.......

makntraks

[tgpo]

If only John Hughes still worked on worth while movies

[jimmalenko]

I felt compelled to post a couple of clips:

[menes777]

As usual I am terrible about interpretting what a post will be.

I thought that you were going to talk about the girl actually next door to you =), sorry my mind must be in the gutter

[northcat_8]

As usual I am terrible about interpretting what a post will be.

I thought that you were going to talk about the girl actually next door to you =), sorry my mind must be in the gutter

mine too...and jimmalenko may I just say for making me think you were going to post some pictures of a girl next door to you...

[beavereater]

You know...I knew everyone would hate this movie (Friends, family)...and as many movies I have seen, sometimes you come across ones that no one else will like but you...this is one. I thought it was great...seen it 3 times (At work mind you, with nothing else to do.)

[jimmalenko]

As usual I am terrible about interpretting what a post will be.

I thought that you were going to talk about the girl actually next door to you =), sorry my mind must be in the gutter

mine too...and jimmalenko may I just say for making me think you were going to post some pictures of a girl next door to you...

sorry, cat.

sorry to have let you down with pics of this hottie instead of the 250kg whale that really lives next door

[CoasterCreator]

that reminds me of Something about Mary " a duece a duece fifty not bad", ,,,, "she is a Sparkplug........no I did not say a Sparkplug I said a Buttplug"

[yoda313]

Hello,

250kg whale

Speak ENGLISH man!!

Kevin

--Oh wait I found out its 168 pounds, ok I get it now .



http://www.flw.com/convert1.htm[/img]

[jimmalenko]

Hello,

250kg whale

Speak ENGLISH man!!

Kevin

--Oh wait I found out its 168 pounds, ok I get it now .



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ummm, yoda, 250kg is like, 550 pounds

[yoda313]

Hello,

250kg whale

Speak ENGLISH man!!

Kevin

--Oh wait I found out its 168 pounds, ok I get it now .



http://www.flw.com/convert1.htm[/img]

ummm, yoda, 250kg is like, 600 pounds

Hello,

Oops, sorry. Gotta stop trusting the internet!!!!

Kevin

[northcat_8]

Looks like Yoda is heading back to his HS to get his refund shortly as well

250 kg = 551.16 lbs

1 kg = 2.2 lbs

You know....for a bunch of computer geeks you guys sure suck at math

Am I the only one in a math club who gets together on friday nights with their graphing calculators and graph polynomial functions for fun? I certainly hope not

[jimmalenko]

Am I the only one in a math club who gets together on friday nights with their graphing calculators and graph polynomial functions for fun? I certainly hope not

what about your protractor ?

Is that only used for self-defence ?

[northcat_8]

Am I the only one in a math club who gets together on friday nights with their graphing calculators and graph polynomial functions for fun? I certainly hope not

what about your protractor ?

Is that only used for self-defence ?

Protractor

That's it Jimmalenko...you are officially kicked out of nerdville buster.

Protractor for Einstein's sake Jimmy....we use trig functions to figure angle measures...algebra is much more accurate than a ******* protractor....if I want a 30 degree angle I will construct a right triangle where the short leg is half the length of the hypotenuse and the longer leg of the triangle is the length of the shorter leg times radical 3.

Jimmy, your mathematical ignorance alone has just set mathematics back 50 years...but the good news is that mathematics hasn't changed in over 50 years so really there isn't any change :P ...but you are still out of nerdville

[jimmalenko]

theory theory theory ... blah blah blah.

I did enough math to last me a lifetime throughout secondary school and university while doing mechanical engineering.

[Capmaster]

I suspect that northcat could whup both our asses at pool, knowing that much about geometry

[jimmalenko]

I suspect that northcat could whup both our asses at pool, knowing that much about geometry

The cushion doesn't adhere to the theory of refraction though.

[Capmaster]

I suspect that northcat could whup both our asses at pool, knowing that much about geometry

The cushion doesn't adhere to the theory of refraction though.

Not when it's been puked on, and your 250 pound opponent keeps giving the table a nudge with his ample ass

[gitreel]

I prefer not to think about math.

It gives me a headache.

[jimmalenko]

Two taps of the table is OK, isn't it ?

And what about moving the ball a cue width out off the cush ?

Pub rules anyone ?

[Capmaster]

Two taps of the table is OK, isn't it ?

And what about moving the ball a cue width out off the cush ?

Pub rules anyone ?

If it wasn't for pub rules I would have spent many more hours just handing the cue ball to the other guy so he can spot it

[jimmalenko]

Are pub rules actually defined anywhere, or can you just bluff most rules through by saying "Pub rules, man" ?

[Capmaster]

Are pub rules actually defined anywhere, or can you just bluff most rules through by saying "Pub rules, man" ?

I've always faked it. "Ummm, no .......pub rules. I get another try on that scratch"

[jimmalenko]

Are pub rules actually defined anywhere, or can you just bluff most rules through by saying "Pub rules, man" ?

I've always faked it. "Ummm, no .......pub rules. I get another try on that scratch"

That's what I thought.

You try it, and see if they fall for it

[Capmaster]

Are pub rules actually defined anywhere, or can you just bluff most rules through by saying "Pub rules, man" ?

I've always faked it. "Ummm, no .......pub rules. I get another try on that scratch"

That's what I thought.

You try it, and see if they fall for it

That's right. If they fall for it, they don't deserve to keep all that cash

If they don't it's easy to say "Ohhhh, I forgot. I'm not playing at the Emasculated Elk Lodge tonight"

[jimmalenko]

To get back on topic ...



That makes me cringe and pulse with pure desire ...

[rallynavvie]

Hello,

250kg whale

Speak ENGLISH man!!

Kevin

--Oh wait I found out its 168 pounds, ok I get it now .



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Nice, that girl puts out a lot of torque

[jimmalenko]

Nice, that girl puts out a lot of torque

That makes me pulsate and quiver even more ....

[northcat_8]

I can shoot pool pretty well. I'm not Minnesota Fats by any stretch, but we usually shoot for beers. Problem is it takes a few beers for me to hit my stride, then I shoot really well, then I get too many beers in me and I start sucking.

Nudging the table
Depends on what you are shooting for.
Shooting for funzies, no big deal.
Shooting for money and it will get a pool cue busted over your head.
And don't **** with the cue ball, I've been bounced out of a bar for beating a guy in the head with the cue ball because he was trying to cheat...and that was just over beers. No matter how nice the bar is, I garuntee I've been kicked out of nicer places than it is.

Sorry Jimmy, I had to go back off topic...that chick is pretty hot and my poor wife needed the night off...she's been putting in over time the past 2-3 weeks