The Girl Next Door

[jimmalenko]

Speaking of funny pool stories ...

I've been kicked out of a pub for doing what I call a top-spin jump. You hit the top of the ball into the table and the top-spin on the ball makes it loop over the top of anything in front just like a traditional jump-shot. It is a bit harder to control and needs to be hit at a fair pace to work.

Anyway, I needed to get over a ball that was inbetween the white and the black, with the Black being on the far end cushion from where I was. I pulled out a top-spin jump, bearing in mind that the local rules prohibited traditional jumping. I cleared the opposition's ball no worries, but when the white hit the black, it catapulted the white off the table, directly behind the black at a great speed.

Unfortunately it smacked into the forehead of a chick sitting behind the table

Even more unfortunately, this chick's dad was the local Police chief

[Capmaster]

Speaking of funny pool stories ...

I've been kicked out of a pub for doing what I call a top-spin jump. You hit the top of the ball into the table and the top-spin on the ball makes it loop over the top of anything in front just like a traditional jump-shot. It is a bit harder to control and needs to be hit at a fair pace to work.

Anyway, I needed to get over a ball that was inbetween the white and the black, with the Black being on the far end cushion from where I was. I pulled out a top-spin jump, bearing in mind that the local rules prohibited traditional jumping. I cleared the opposition's ball no worries, but when the white hit the black, it catapulted the white off the table, directly behind the black at a great speed.

Unfortunately it smacked into the forehead of a chick sitting behind the table

Even more unfortunately, this chick's dad was the local Police chief

It sounds like the reverse of the "Masse" method. You hit the cue very low, putting a bunch of backspin on it, and at the same time jumping over a blocking ball. The backspin makes it come back and hit the ball from the other side.

It's very hard to control, and only used regularly by the "big kids". Pool room shooters rarely master this technique. I've never mastered it, and in fact, I've never gotten it to work right. I was always afraid of tearing up the pool table felt ....the owners hate that I'm so out of practice now that I suck royally.

[yoda313]

Hello,

In my defense - METRIC SUCKS!!!!

Kevin

[menes777]

Sorry for the late replies, but the girl next door to me, is a hottie!

Ok not really, but she is pretty decent looking and.............single!

It's a good thing I am married or I might be spending some time over there.

[jimmalenko]

Sorry for the late replies, but the girl next door to me, is a hottie!

Ok not really, but she is pretty decent looking and.............single!

It's a good thing I am married or I might be spending some time over there.

You're just taking a quart of milk over there, aren't you ?

[Capmaster]

Sorry for the late replies, but the girl next door to me, is a hottie!

Ok not really, but she is pretty decent looking and.............single!

It's a good thing I am married or I might be spending some time over there.

No problem. "Neighbors" don't count as cheating. There's a 100-yard rule, I think

[jimmalenko]

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

[Capmaster]

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

You're right. That's the rule.

Rut-ro-raggy ......

[jimmalenko]

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

You're right. That's the rule.

Oh oh ......

been shaggin' the neighbor's inflatable goat, cap ?

What would Dolly think about your shenanigans ?

[gitreel]

What dolly don't know won't hurt her.

[northcat_8]

Sorry for the late replies, but the girl next door to me, is a hottie!

Ok not really, but she is pretty decent looking and.............single!

It's a good thing I am married or I might be spending some time over there.

Actually if you're married long enough you might be spending some time over there anyway.

[Capmaster]

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

You're right. That's the rule.

Oh oh ......

been shaggin' the neighbor's inflatable goat, cap ?

What would Dolly think about your shenanigans ?

If you saw the goat, you'd understand

[jimmalenko]

If you saw the goat, you'd understand

Save your justification speech for Dolly, Cap

[menes777]

You're just taking a quart of milk over there, aren't you ?

Yes and all she has to do to drink it is kneel down and....... wait you get the point already.

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

You're right. That's the rule.

Rut-ro-raggy ......

No! I was hoping for the 100 yard rule and neighbors being exempt :P

The other day we were out working in the yard, in our never ending quest to remove all the ivy between our fences. I guess she felt obligated to help us because as soon we started she was out there in a flash. Needless to say she had to wear some tight jean shorts and a t shirt. Bending over and ripping up Ivy is a tough job

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly, but I just can't help but comment on the scenery.

[jimmalenko]

It don't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home

[Capmaster]

You're just taking a quart of milk over there, aren't you ?

Yes and all she has to do to drink it is kneel down and....... wait you get the point already.

I thought it was the "different zipcode" rule ?

You're right. That's the rule.

Rut-ro-raggy ......

No! I was hoping for the 100 yard rule and neighbors being exempt :P

The other day we were out working in the yard, in our never ending quest to remove all the ivy between our fences. I guess she felt obligated to help us because as soon we started she was out there in a flash. Needless to say she had to wear some tight jean shorts and a t shirt. Bending over and ripping up Ivy is a tough job

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly, but I just can't help but comment on the scenery.

It just means that all the hormones are in their proper place.

When I stop noticing scenery, it'll mean I'm gay (look out tgpo ), or so old there's no lead in the pencil anymore. Either way, that'll suck

[BJ_M]

this thread has gone so far off topic , might as well bring up the price of peas in Iowa

[BJ_M]

and some moderator(s) are the worst offenders

[yoda313]

Hello,

To take it further off topic:

Anyone know the farmers almanac forecast for Michigan????

Kevin

[BJ_M]

Hello,

To take it further off topic:

Anyone know the farmers almanac forecast for Michigan????

Kevin

http://www.farmersalmanac.com/weather/uszone2.html

[yoda313]

Hello,

Thanks! I of course, was just joking but now I know.

Kevin

[northcat_8]

When I stop noticing scenery, it'll mean I'm gay (look out tgpo ), or so old there's no lead in the pencil anymore. Either way, that'll suck

When I get to that point it will mean I'm blind or dead...and I would hope the latter.

[DVD_Ripper]

I felt compelled to post a couple of clips:

Yup... looks just like the girl that lived next door to me when I was 15.

[BJ_M]

i only wish

[menes777]

and some moderator(s) are the worst offenders

That mod would be innocent, I just keep dragging him down into the lower depths without his consent.

[Doramius]

this thread has gone so far off topic , might as well bring up the price of peas in Iowa

Can I get a baked potato and coleslaw with that?

[yoda313]

this thread has gone so far off topic , might as well bring up the price of peas in Iowa

Can I get a baked potato and coleslaw with that?

Hello,

Thanks a lot! Now you got me feeling hungry again! Oh well at least I go home soon

Kevin

[menes777]

Does anyone have a REAL (sheeps and goats don't count) hot woman or girl living next to them (age limit is 18 to 45, no 80 year olds cap).

[BJ_M]

the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

[BJ_M]

i just hang out in my cellar and dont look much outside anyway ...