The Girl Next Door

[CoasterCreator]

( hand up in the air ) over here ..I got one ..she comes out whlie I am watering the grass in the mornings, jumping around in those tight little jeans while she gets ready to go to work..

[BJ_M]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

[CoasterCreator]

oh yeah BJ_M

[northcat_8]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it...I think "bullshit, no way" but I really don't care, it's my vicarious fantasy and I say she lives beside me...um I mean BJ_M......

That mod would be innocent, I just keep dragging him down into the lower depths without his consent.

You just kept dragging him down I don't think you know our capmaster very well...he's at a level that few of us will ever be able to stoop to one day....his level is so low, he has to look up to see down

[menes777]

BJ_M was that baby sitter for you or for your kids?

[DVD_Ripper]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

Wow, she let you hose her down in the shower eh?

What a babysitter

[gitreel]

It was for him, don't be silly.

[northcat_8]

BJ_M was that baby sitter for you or for your kids?

I live vicariously through BJ_M...his life is much better than mine

[BJ_M]

she is just a tease (and that is her shower)

[DVD_Ripper]

BJ_M was that baby sitter for you or for your kids?

I live vicariously through BJ_M...his life is much better than mine

That is of course if you believe him.... babysitter thing... no doubt he tells the truth....

[BJ_M]

i always lie and i lie all the time

[DVD_Ripper]

Ah Man... you gonna crush Northcat with that one

[menes777]

i always lie and i lie all the time

Of course you could lying about saying that this was a lie~!

BTW She can babysit me anytime, is she up for hire?

[DVD_Ripper]

i always lie and i lie all the time

Of course you could lying about saying that this was a lie~!

BTW She can babysit me anytime, is she up for hire?

She'd hurt us both. ..... but what a way to go

[menes777]

i always lie and i lie all the time

Of course you could lying about saying that this was a lie~!

BTW She can babysit me anytime, is she up for hire?

She'd hurt us both. ..... but what a way to go

I'll take that risk

[Capmaster]

she is just a tease (and that is her shower)

I want to know how many times you actually got dressed in a little sailor outfit, with a pacifier, and tried to get her to "sit" you.

[menes777]

she is just a tease (and that is her shower)

I want to know how many times you actually got dressed in a little sailor outfit, with a pacifier, and tried to get her to "sit" you.

She could sit on my face.

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

[gitreel]

she is just a tease (and that is her shower)

I want to know how many times you actually got dressed in a little sailor outfit, with a pacifier, and tried to get her to "sit" you.

She could sit on my face.

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

It could be worse. She could sound like Fran Drescher.

[menes777]

Quite True Gitreel, I will just imagine with the a soft sweet voice and a raging porn fetish

[BJ_M]

low voice -- she lives in vancouver now ...

she going to be pissed if she sees her pic on here .. :

well maybe not ...

[flaninacupboard]

she is just a tease (and that is her shower)

I want to know how many times you actually got dressed in a little sailor outfit, with a pacifier, and tried to get her to "sit" you.

She could sit on my face.

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

Nothing a gag and a pair of handcuffs wouldn't solve.

[jimmalenko]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it...I think "bullshit, no way"

Never ruin a good story with the facts

[northcat_8]

She could sit on my face.

Mine too, sheee-it, she could use my tounge as a tampon.

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

What the **** are you...a conversationalist? :P

Some how I just don't look at her and think...man, I would like to "talk" to her....She can sound like a Porky Pig, Fran Dresher, Sidney Burnstein inbread love child...what do I care, I can turn the stereo up and it's not like I am planning a long conversation afterwards....I'm sure I can come up with a "OH Shit, I'm Late I have to be at __________ 20 minutes ago...I'll call you later."

[jimmalenko]

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

What the **** are you...a conversationalist? :P

Like the Sherminator in American Pie ?

[northcat_8]

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

What the **** are you...a conversationalist? :P

Like the Sherminator in American Pie ?

I'm more of the Stiffler type

[jimmalenko]

@menes777:
<northcat_8 voice>
I'll look for you in the no-******* section

[northcat_8]

[menes777]

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

What the **** are you...a conversationalist? :P

Like the Sherminator in American Pie ?

Getting a litte personal!

I like to think of a myself as finch mostly because I use to (and probably still) have a thing for much older women :P

and no granny jokes! My age limit is 45!

[northcat_8]

and no granny jokes! My age limit is 45!

Good deal, that leaves more for me

[menes777]

and no granny jokes! My age limit is 45!

Good deal, that leaves more for me

Grannies?