The Girl Next Door

[northcat_8]

Stiffler - American Pie -> American Wedding???

If you haven't seen American Wedding you wouldn't get it.

But grannies depend on how old they are. Farah Fawcett is a granny. The secretary where I work is a 54 year old granny and she's freakin smokin hot and a boob job!

Hell we all started out as simply fuckers, then we became mother fuckers...and eventually we will all become granny fuckers.

[menes777]

Stiffler - American Pie -> American Wedding???

If you haven't seen American Wedding you wouldn't get it.

But grannies depend on how old they are. Farah Fawcett is a granny. The secretary where I work is a 54 year old granny and she's freakin smokin hot and a boob job!

Hell we all started out as simply fuckers, then we became mother fuckers...and eventually we will all become granny fuckers.

I remember that part now, I didn't like the third one as much as the other two, but I did like the two strippers in it

54 is not bad, it's 70 that's pushing the limits

[gitreel]

I wonder what she's really like though, she could be really nice looking but have the voice of Karen (will & grace again) and be a total bich.

What the **** are you...a conversationalist? :P

Like the Sherminator in American Pie ?

Getting a litte personal!

I like to think of a myself as finch mostly because I use to (and probably still) have a thing for much older women :P

and no granny jokes! My age limit is 45!

Any female could be a granny at 45.

[BJ_M]

could be even at 30 -- it has happened

[northcat_8]

odd that you would mention that today BJ_M, I just found out a girl in my class is 16 and has 2 kids....you ready for this? Ages 3 and 15 months

[BJ_M]

pretty f** up life ussually .. more power to her if she can cope ..

[BJ_M]

kids here are getting into sex at age 12-13 now ..


kinda scary ....

[menes777]

Sort of sad, but I fell into the same trap (but not at 13). So potentially I could be a grandfather at 38, but I am hoping closer to 40 or so.

[menes777]

I am going to keep pumping this thread up like a blow up doll.

But in keeping with fashion with the theme of this thread, I have to say that at my job I have moved from having a semi-hot woman sitting next to me to being surrounded by beer bellied computer geeks! Oh well at least I get more pay now.

Who else lives in cube land and has some great scenery that makes the job worth it?

[Capmaster]

Sort of sad, but I fell into the same trap (but not at 13). So potentially I could be a grandfather at 38, but I am hoping closer to 40 or so.

I'm still waiting to be a grandpa. We had two boys - an "heir and a spare". My family line ended with me, and now with my two sons, and I told them we had two boys in case one of them turned out gay. We'd still have a shot at the family name not dying out They got an awed look, and nodded their heads like it was the cleverest thing they had ever heard

[sacajaweeda]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

The only thing wrong with a babysitter like her is that the wife is probably going to be with you when you get back home to her.

[BJ_M]

wife ?

[menes777]

girlfriend perhaps?

[flaninacupboard]

he probably borrowed a baby, or hell, adopted a chinese one!

[Capmaster]

he probably borrowed a baby, or hell, adopted a chinese one!

Any way to adopt a babysitter like BJ_M's neighbor?

[BJ_M]

stop slobbering and rubbing yourself when they get off the school bus would help ... :P


(specially standing on their front lawn)

[jimmalenko]

but this is my next door baby sitter if you must know

So .....

pegged her, yet ?