Beavereater or ChrisX --- Best Avatar

[DVD_Ripper]

Its been a long time coming ... and we've all become accustomed to seeing and enjoying these lovely avatars.... which is your favorite and why?

[Will Hay]

the chris avatar has a face you would want to slap. I can't help remembering that when I see it, despite how nice it might appear.
Will

[DVD_Ripper]

the chris avatar has a face you would want to slap. I can't help remembering that when I see it, despite how nice it might appear.
Will

Hmmm... hard to believe... a "butterface" so to speak?

[Doramius]

both of them actually. Who's paying attention to the faces. THey have no abnormal growths and they seem to have all the right parts in place. As long as neither one is a She-male, they're both good to me.

If I have to pick one, it's chris' because the woman is bringing drinks. Gotta love the woman that keeps a man satisfied.

[tekkieman]

If I have to pick one, it's chris' because the woman is bringing drinks. Gotta love the woman that keeps a man satisfied.

Yes, but Beavereaters is already assuming the position. Gotta love that even more.

My vote goes to Beavereater - of course if she were mine, my name would have to be Beavereaten

[freestyler]

ive seen this one in a few forums, quite nice

[Guest]

leave it to beaver's

what about the one from the guy from Fiji? I forget his handle.Chick in front of a pc cam with a blue top.

[fmctm1sw]

I think poopyhead had a nice one too... A poll?

[beavereater]

Nice to be liked!! Well, my avatar anyway

[fmctm1sw]

Sir Cooks

[fmctm1sw]

leave it to beaver's

what about the one from the guy from Fiji? I forget his handle.Chick in front of a pc cam with a blue top.

I know what you're talking about. I'll try to track it down.. Good lunchtime fodder...

[ChrisX]

Like my avator, why. It is a pleasure.

[Capmaster]

ive seen this one in a few forums, quite nice

Freakish. Gross. I would probably break out laughing in her face because judging by the walk, she thinks she's the hottest thing around Too big and susceptible to gravity :P Plus, if she were ever walking into a stiff breeze, her nipples would meet behind her

I would have a hard time resisting the urge to use them as speedbags

The ones the girl has in beavereater's avatar are as big as anyone would need them to be Any more than that and it's too much like putting monster truck tires on a 4-cylinder Toyota pickup truck

[DVD_Ripper]

Too big and susceptible to gravity :P Plus, if she were ever walking into a stiff breeze, her nipples would meet behind her

No doubt some serious augmentation has been performed... as such may never be susceptible to gravity.

[tekkieman]

Too big and susceptible to gravity :P Plus, if she were ever walking into a stiff breeze, her nipples would meet behind her

No doubt some serious augmentation has been performed... as such may never be susceptible to gravity.

All things, in time, are susceptable to gravity...

[Will Hay]

Freakish. Gross. I would probably break out laughing in her face because judging by the walk, she thinks she's the hottest thing around

I very much doubt the poor girl walks like that without a video unit pointing at her chest.
Will

[flaninacupboard]

Freakish. Gross. I would probably break out laughing in her face because judging by the walk, she thinks she's the hottest thing around Too big and susceptible to gravity :P Plus, if she were ever walking into a stiff breeze, her nipples would meet behind her

I would have a hard time resisting the urge to use them as speedbags

The ones the girl has in beavereater's avatar are as big as anyone would need them to be Any more than that and it's too much like putting monster truck tires on a 4-cylinder Toyota pickup truck

I don't know, look good for some beef tunneling

[Capmaster]

Freakish. Gross. I would probably break out laughing in her face because judging by the walk, she thinks she's the hottest thing around Too big and susceptible to gravity :P Plus, if she were ever walking into a stiff breeze, her nipples would meet behind her

I would have a hard time resisting the urge to use them as speedbags

The ones the girl has in beavereater's avatar are as big as anyone would need them to be Any more than that and it's too much like putting monster truck tires on a 4-cylinder Toyota pickup truck

I don't know, look good for some beef tunneling

Ahhh yes, the old titty-hump. Safest sex there is

[flaninacupboard]

i don't know, what if you slipped off sideways while mounted up there?

[Capmaster]

i don't know, what if you slipped off sideways while mounted up there?

And landed on your diamond-cutter A real concern with vinyl, but then again, why would you titty-hump vinyl? Hell, why would you hump vinyl? Why wouldn't you?

[tekkieman]

Ahhh yes, the old titty-hump. Safest sex there is

No, the safest sex there is requires no help, and only one moving part....

[Capmaster]

Ahhh yes, the old titty-hump. Safest sex there is

No, the safest sex there is requires no help, and only one moving part....

That's true - with a boob job, you could burst the implant and drown. With a vinyl sheep you could get a nasty friction burn. "Shaking hands with the unemployed" the only danger is if you were to go at it with a handful of thumbtacks, and that happens so rarely ...

[flaninacupboard]

i don't know, what if you slipped off sideways while mounted up there?

And landed on your diamond-cutter

Reminds me of a TV program i saw last night "101 things removed from the human body" It was a pretty gruesome catalogue.

[Capmaster]

i don't know, what if you slipped off sideways while mounted up there?

And landed on your diamond-cutter

Reminds me of a TV program i saw last night "101 things removed from the human body" It was a pretty gruesome catalogue.

Did you see the Seinfeld episode when George sat on a "Fujilli Jerry" (likeness statue made from macaroni) that Kramer had made for him? He had to go to the ER to get it removed George was having a baaad day

[flaninacupboard]

heh, sounds funny. seinfeld was on (i think) channel4 late night on fridays, never really seen it.

this was horrible stuff, like a swordfish in the eye, 7 inches of dagger in the brain, javelin through the neck, seven staples from a staple gun in the brain, a railing through the bottom of a jaw, a garden fork through the face, an ice pick through the thigh and out the calf, and a 26 year old twin fetus inside a mans abdomen.

[northcat_8]

Beaver's or Chris'

decisions decisions.............can't I have both?

I would have to go with Beavereater's if I HAD to choose. But keep it straight...Northcat would not be turning either one of these ladies down but then again the "would not do" list is pretty short in northcat's jungle.

And as far as the chick in the blue top STFU..every man here would f**k her, and would be damn happy about it. The way she walks has nothing to do with anything, so what maybe she does think she's super hot. I personally love those chicks who have an ego problem...all you have to do is make her live up to her ego and it will be sex worth noting.

Damn boys, am I going to have to write a Indo special on proper whoredom? Beaver Poaching 101? Words cannot express my disappointment in some of you right now

[DVD_Ripper]

Damn boys, am I going to have to write a Indo special on proper whoredom? Beaver Poaching 101? Words cannot express my disappointment in some of you right now

Oh man... that would be an awesome thread. .. could it be a two or three hundred level class with maybe some internships at some local chicken ranches. :P

[Doramius]

For the steady dating type or the marrying type, I wouldn't go for the BOOB chick in the moving avatar. I wouldn't risk the tendonitis. Now for a casual salami slam on rare occasions when we'd meet up, I'd risk a little wrist strain here and there. It's better than the alternative wrist straining method. One thing I like with large tits is doing the "RASPBERRY"!!! :P

[flaninacupboard]

For the steady dating type or the marrying type, I wouldn't go for the BOOB chick in the moving avatar. I wouldn't risk the tendonitis. Now for a casual salami slam on rare occasions when we'd meet up, I'd risk a little wrist strain here and there. It's better than the alternative wrist straining method. One thing I like with large tits is doing the "RASPBERRY"!!! :P

You like farting on her tits?

[tekkieman]

For the steady dating type or the marrying type, I wouldn't go for the BOOB chick in the moving avatar. I wouldn't risk the tendonitis. Now for a casual salami slam on rare occasions when we'd meet up, I'd risk a little wrist strain here and there. It's better than the alternative wrist straining method. One thing I like with large tits is doing the "RASPBERRY"!!! :P

You like farting on her tits?

I'd like doing anything on her tits!