Michael Jackson was seen shopping at Kids-R-Us...

[MOVIEGEEK]

He heard boys pants were half-off.

Sorry I couldn't resist.

[Tommyknocker]

I wish you had resisted.

[tgpo]

lol. Classic!

[Devanshu]

[housepig]

how do you know it's naptime at Michael's Neverland Ranch?

the big hand is on the little hand.

[adam]

(Knock Knock)

[tgpo]

who's there?

[adam]

who's there?

Little Boy Blue

[tgpo]

Little Boy Blue Who?

[adam]

Little Boy (Blew) Who?

Michael Jackson

[tgpo]

It's so wrong....yet so funny

[pacmania_2001]

Who wants to start a bet about whether or not he flees the country?

[MOVIEGEEK]

Who wants to start a bet about whether or not he flees the country?

I heard he's moving in with Roman Polanski. :P

Michael Jackson is doing a remake of a Elton John song.....

"Don't let your son go down on me"

[Craig Tucker]

The FBI have raided neverland.

They found Class A drugs in the living room, class B drugs in the kitchen and class 5C in the bedroom.

[tompika]

There comes a time when we heed a certain call
.....
We cant go on pretending day by day
.....
And the truth, you know, love is all we need
.....
We are the world, we are the children...

[Will Hay]

Flee the country?
I reckon suicide is more likely.
Will

[Devanshu]

I heard he's moving in with Roman Polanski. :P

[Stewie interrogating a bully who stole his tricycle]

Lois: Stewie guess what I found?[holding the tricycle]

Stewie: MY TRIKY!

Lois: Whats going on here?

Stewie: Um...we're playing house.

Lois: Then why is that boy all tied up.

Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Sorry, I just had to.

[Devanshu]

More Michael Jackson jokes:

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any moreallegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll
have no choice but to makehim a priest.

[housepig]

alright, this one goes back a ways..

did you hear that Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding are going to open a horse-racing track together?

Tonya's going to handicap the horses, and Micheal is going to ride the three-year-olds.

[rhegedus]

I reckon suicide is more likely.

I'm with you on this.

Q: What's brown and often found in babies nappies/diapers?

A: Michael Jackson's hand!

[rallynavvie]

Here's one that gets most people by surprise, that is if they're even bright enough to figure out how the joke is supposed to go:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One walks on the moon and the other f***s little boys.

**spoiler**
See the punchline was supposed to be "One walks on the moon and the other one moonwalks" but that's no fun

[mysticgohan17]

What do Michael Jackson and 711 have in common?
They both stick weiners in 10 year old buns.

[defense]

On a serious note...which one of Michael Jackson's songs is his personal favorite? I'd bet anything...for any boy under 13,
it's "BEAT IT".....BWAHHHHH....ohh damn...that's not funny...yea it is....

[Tommyknocker]

On a serious note...which one of Michael Jackson's songs is his personal favorite? I'd bet anything...for any boy under 13,
it's "BEAT IT".....BWAHHHHH....ohh damn...that's not funny...yea it is....

My money's on Just Leave Me Alone. I know it's not funny, but neither is pedophilia.

[defense]

lol..i'm thinkin' "JACKO" should make a "BEAT IT: PART II" ....call it something like.... "BEAT IT, & I DON'T MEAN LEAVE MY ROOM LIL' BOY" ...........I bet Jacko put it on Mcully Caulkin' back in the day....poor kid.

[tenders]

anyone who dangles thier own child off of a balcony,deserves to hang by the balls

the "buzz" words for jaco in prison: bend over

[Tommyknocker]

Hey Tenders, want to join us in the real world? Don't you know if the police had knowledge of anyone dangling a child off a balcony, they would haul him anyway, especially if they had footage and it was a celebrity? And what father in his right mind would do such a thing? Jackson canceleed an appearance to rush home when his kid fell ill. Now I am not a fan, I doubt I ever will be, but a lot of us really need to relax.

[tenders]

Hey Tenders, want to join us in the real world? Don't you know if the police had knowledge of anyone dangling a child off a balcony, they would haul him anyway, especially if they had footage and it was a celebrity? And what father in his right mind would do such a thing? Jackson canceleed an appearance to rush home when his kid fell ill. Now I am not a fan, I doubt I ever will be, but a lot of us really need to relax.

he is a PEDOFILE, wake up and smell the coffee why on earth, would you want a young boy to get in to bed with you (if it was your own child,and he was afraid of the dark/boogey man,then i could see it).

Tommyknocker: i always thought you had a "good" head on your shoulders,but now i am not so sure

please correct me if i am wrong

[adam]

Hey Tenders, want to join us in the real world? Don't you know if the police had knowledge of anyone dangling a child off a balcony, they would haul him anyway, especially if they had footage and it was a celebrity?

Please tell me you are kidding. Do you not watch the news or read the papers? There were dozens of eye-witnesses, the photo's were shown all over the national media, and he admitted it. Here is one of the photo's.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12173859,00.html

[Rookie64]

This one made the news also -
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1804


Thought all of this was old news though.