Capmaster's Stealing Office Supplies Again!

[Doramius]

He's sold paper clips, toilet paper, used pens & sharpened pencils, used calculators with dead batteries, cubical walls, office chairs, wooden desks that have "VINYL RULZ" carved in them, used carpet remanents, and he's gone bigger earlier this year. I almost missed it.



I could trade in My Mario cartridge and get 3 of these. Will FedEx Ground deliver this to the door?

[Cobra]

Is there a link? I want to place a bid.

[CoasterCreator]

cappy hurry destroy your HD ..I will look for a link on how to immediately destroy all evidence on the computer...since the alarms are still going off on that pron link ...you have to hurry there "wisey" on the internet "dealey"

episode 3 destroy laptops

[Heywould3]

ended in march... damn timn difference is a killer

[Doramius]

I said he sold it earlier this year. So who bought it, Cap? Did it stay in the US or did you get a fair price on the black-market?

[yoda313]

I said he sold it earlier this year. So who bought it, Cap? Did it stay in the US or did you get a fair price on the black-market?

Hello,

I'm sure he got a mint for it.....

He's probably really posting from his own island (atol de sheep!) with a direct satellite hook up for high speed internet!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

That was a little souvenir of my trip to Area 51 a few years ago. Thought the kids would get a kick out of it.

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning , I have no further use for it, so Eeeeeeeeeeeee-bay it is

[yoda313]

That was a little souvenir of my trip to Area 51 a few years ago. Thought the kids would get a kick out of it.

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning , I have no further use for it, so Eeeeeeeeeeeee-bay it is

Hello,

Area 51 huh??? Boy that explains so much about you!!!!

Kevin

(you have said you glow in the dark these days right???? )

[Capmaster]

That was a little souvenir of my trip to Area 51 a few years ago. Thought the kids would get a kick out of it.

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning , I have no further use for it, so Eeeeeeeeeeeee-bay it is

Hello,

Area 51 huh??? Boy that explains so much about you!!!!

Kevin

(you have said you glow in the dark these days right???? )

Just ....ummm ....ceertain parts of me

[northcat_8]

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning

Litte unfair declaring war on Canada with your jet wasn't it Cap? You know damn good and well they can't carry anti-aircraft weapons on their horses.

[Capmaster]

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning

Litte unfair declaring war on Canada with your jet wasn't it Cap? You know damn good and well they can't carry anti-aircraft weapons on their horses.

That's why I didn't fire a shot. Just buzzed 'em a few times at 50 feet or so, and they all quickly found religion

[northcat_8]

That's why I didn't fire a shot. Just buzzed 'em a few times at 50 feet or so, and they all quickly found religion

You know I heard that the Canucks up there have started a new religion recently called the "Wankatarian Society".

[Capmaster]

That's why I didn't fire a shot. Just buzzed 'em a few times at 50 feet or so, and they all quickly found religion

You know I heard that the Canucks up there have started a new religion recently called the "Wankatarian Society".

Isn't that the one based on that Japanese "Wank yourself to fitness" or something? Where to lose weight you only need to thump your stump 38 times a day? We'll have to ask jeex if it works

[Doramius]

Where's BJ_M for this one? He probably thought, "Damn, the geese are migrating earlier every year, eh?" :P

[northcat_8]

You know Cap I think you're right. "Wank yourself to fitness" sounds like something those canucks need. I mean, hell, it's not like they can spend sunday's watching hockey anymore.

[Capmaster]

You know Cap I think you're right. "Wank yourself to fitness" sounds like something those canucks need. I mean, hell, it's not like they can spend sunday's watching hockey anymore.

After they get used to it, hockey won't seem quite as important either

[northcat_8]

Yea.... I don't miss it already

[Capmaster]

Yea.... I don't miss it already

[CoasterCreator]

Canada ...Ha ..here they are in an experimantal program to let a moose shop at the local supermarket.... I guess it did not do so good..


moose

[yoda313]

Hello,

You know Cap I think you're right. "Wank yourself to fitness" sounds like something those canucks need. I mean, hell, it's not like they can spend sunday's watching hockey anymore.

Hmm... I think you got that wrong. The biggie is HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA and that's on Saturday nights (when there's hockey).

Now of course, since your in OHIO you wouldn't know that Northcat. Hear in southeast Michigan we get CBC and can watch it every week.

There is hockey on Sundays obviously but that's not the big day like football - its SATURDAY

END hockey RANT

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

Since when did we have MiGs? I think there's something Capmaster isn't telling us.

[yoda313]

Since when did we have MiGs? I think there's something Capmaster isn't telling us.

Hello,

We never had migs. But, according to all those cold war spy novels we always stole them or had the commy who defected

Kevin

[offline]

Since when did we have MiGs? I think there's something Capmaster isn't telling us.

Is there a problem Comrade ViRaL1 ?

[Capmaster]

Since when did we have MiGs? I think there's something Capmaster isn't telling us.

[yoda313]

Since when did we have MiGs? I think there's something Capmaster isn't telling us.

Hello,



I love it

Anyone speak russian here???? Call the Pentagon!

Where's Tommyknocker when you need him???!!?!?!?

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Translation: "Get with the program, comrade"

[ViRaL1]

Anybody else here miss the Cold War?

[hech54]

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning , I have no further use for it, so Eeeeeeeeeeeee-bay it is

France surrendered after they just looked at the picture...

[Capmaster]

But after declaring war on Canada with it, and winning , I have no further use for it, so Eeeeeeeeeeeee-bay it is

France surrendered after they just looked at the picture...

[Doramius]

France surrendered after I ate 3 beef & bean burritos with cheese & sour cream. So did Canada. Mexico doesn't want to admit it's involvement in inventing the food after they heard about my digestive weapon. They feel they are indirectly responsible.