She might have trouble getting dates in the future...

[zzyzzx]

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

[smearbrick1]

How many guys would actually refuse to have sex?

I could never understand this. I have a friend (female) she is about 19. She is dating a guy that's about 30. She says she parades around in little skimpy outfits and sometimes completely naked just so he will notice her so she can "have it her way." (her words, not mine. sounds like burger king). Yet, he ignores most of her advances.

Point is: I can't get my wife to wear anything but old lady pajamas or ratty sweatpants!!!

[zzyzzx]

Maybe she was a fat pig, or something.

[smearbrick1]

Good point. Of course, he must of been interested before otherwise there would have been no relationship to end.

[northcat_8]

Maybe she was a fat pig, or something.

It was as drunken brawl...I'm sure "fat pig" didn't enter into the decision making. If you don't believe me just hang out at the bar until it closes and see how many women go home alone

[VCDHunter]

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Explains alot

[mcbit]

Where did this incident take placejavascript:emoticon('')?

I presume he was naked, it would be tricky ripping off a testicle through his trousers!!javascript:emoticon('')

How long did she have it in her mouth, and where did the friend come fromjavascript:emoticon('')

[mcbit]

A crime almost as nasty as filming with a camcorder in the cinema

[zzyzzx]

What I don't understand is why the light penalty.

[northcat_8]

story link: http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/8782



I just had to find a pic to go with the story...and I did...searching for a better pic.

Making an off the cuff remark, she was quoted as saying "hey, sometimes you feel like a nut" not really but is funny....maybe she was trying to audition for Hershey and their new Almond Joy commercial Oh man, now I'm just cracking myself up...

[northcat_8]

[northcat_8]

I think we maybe we are being to hard on Amanda...

Maybe one in the hand is really worth 2 in the bush.



Ok ok...I'll stop..

[Webster]

I think we maybe we are being to hard on Amanda...

Maybe one in the hand is really worth 2 in the bush.



Ok ok...I'll stop..

one more for you Northcat:

Boy, she'd have some "Ball"!!!!...

or how about:

She'd sure have a mouthfull!!!

[northcat_8]

I wonder if she's in jail or in the nuthouse?

[mcbit]

Or as the man at the Ice Cream Van said

"Crushed nuts Sir?"

"No, just had one ripped off!!"

[northcat_8]

I wonder if he will have to pay full price for a vasectomy or if he'll get half off?

[Webster]

I wonder if he will have to pay full price for a vasectomy or if he'll get half off?

Along those line:

Honey, if you have sex with me, there is only 50 percent chance of getting pregnant........

[northcat_8]

well at least he's not running around half cocked

[the bomb]

well at least he's not running around half cocked

Bad punning

[Webster]

I wonder if he can hit the high "C" now...

[ZAPPER]

He said "I'll give my left" and did!

[Capmaster]

She was a little teste that day.

[ZAPPER]

we can joke all we want. But how many of us squirmed even a little when we read this

[Capmaster]

we can joke all we want. But how many of us squirmed even a little when we read this

I did :P

[ZAPPER]

Early in my construction career I was on a job that had a big (6'-4"+) black man that we called "Buck". He was a big strong SOB and tuff as hell. One day, right at quitting time, every body is carrying the tools and stuff towards the toolshed and Buck just falls out of the outhouse. This giant dude that barely fits into the out house just falls out sideways into the dust without even trying to break his fall and lands on his side curled into a ball.

The man closest to him drops his tools and runs over to see what in the hell happened to Buck. The guy neals down next to Buck for a second and then stands up holding his own crotch and turns away from Buck and moves away. The next man goes to Bucks' aid and the same reaction. he grabs himself and doubles over and turns away. The same general reaction with a few more men. Finally a redneck gal that worked with us goes over to see what in the hell is going on. From my vantage point she puts her hands down, does something, and Buck streches out flat on his back and she walks away.

Turns out that Buck had got some skin stuck in his zipper. And it took a woman to help the man. She says that men are babies and that her little boy does that all of the time. I got to tell you, I am 40 and have never been stuck in a zipper. It is a good thing that we had a woman on the job. Because even if the men where not about to faint, none of us would have gave a hand (so to speak)

Just thinking about the orginal story made me react and I was thinking about how so many men double over when they see another man in that kind of pain!

[Grimey]

I get it stuck in my zipper all the time......damn thing doesn't fit in my pants 8)