Whats been happening around here?

[pacmania_2001]

In case you have noticed I've been absent from the Off Topic for the last week or two due to moving places and also a telco named Optus that is as useful as a piece of shit when it comes to providing DSL.

Anyway, I logged in today and was confronted with 5 pages of OT posts so I thought someone could give me a summary of whats been happening.

[bazooka]

Shadowmistress had a crush, and there is another female now named Calypso.

Off topic is now only available to registered members.

[Capmaster]

Shadowmistress didn't really have a crush. It was a prank, and it was all my doing. I enlisted the help of her to deliver the believability.

There was a couple other threads speculating about if Shadowmistress is really my wife. They were locked, but aren't too far back. They make very interesting reading.

[jimmalenko]

SM's crush was the brainchild of cappy.

MrMoody got banned.

Yoda313 and a third and Yoda314 graced us with their presence over the weekend.

[Capmaster]

Also, we have a new female member of OT. Her name is Calypso and she seems to fit right in here, like Shadowmistress did. She hasn't run away screaming ...yet

[jimmalenko]

Her name is Calypso and she seems to fit right in here, like Shadowmistress did.

Can you confirm that they're not the same person ?

[thecoalman]

And cap's going into the film industry.


https://www.videohelp.com/forum/images/guides/p1171214/cap6.jpg

[Capmaster]

They're not the same person. I checked when she showed up earlier.

[Shadowmistress]

Wassa mattah Jimmy? Gettin' deja vu?

[Capmaster]

Wassa mattah Jimmy? Gettin' deja vu?

Judging by the posts, he may have better luck this time

[jimmalenko]

Wassa mattah Jimmy? Gettin' deja vu?

Judging by the posts, he may have better luck this time

Wassa mattah Jimmy? Gettin' deja vu?

Yep, I'm gonna have to grin and bear that

Once bitten ...

[zzyzzx]

Beavereater tried to help friend get a threesome.

[Craig Tucker]

Cap lost a bollock

[jimmalenko]

They're not the same person. I checked when she showed up earlier.

Thanks Cappy

[thecoalman]

They're not the same person. I checked when she showed up earlier.

Thanks Cappy

Sucker....... :P

[Capmaster]

Cap lost a bollock

It was Craig's fault. I'm going out tomorrow when it's light out and see if I can find it on the lawn

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1172418#1172418

jimm - No problem

[ZAPPER]

Dude, You picked the worst time to go offline! So much stuff has happened that I don't know where to start. There was, and Oh yeah, and what about, and this other thing too. Man that was funny, and so was the second thing. Ah screw it, you just had to be there.

You got some reading to do if you really want to get back up to speed

Meanwhile back on the ranch: Have you figured out which gal from work is interested in you or did I miss something at the "strange day" thread?

Anyhow welcome back, we need some new life thrown into the mix

[shelbyGT]

I had a mole removed, it wasn't cancerous thanks for asking.

aside from that, just sitting here at home and at work picking my nose and wiping it on the keyboard.

[Capmaster]

[pacmania_2001]

Meanwhile back on the ranch: Have you figured out which gal from work is interested in you or did I miss something at the "strange day" thread?

Still haven't figured out which one likes me. One of them is on holidays at the moment so I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.

I'm chasing after a girl who looks like a younger version of the chick from the OC.

[Capmaster]

pac - Niiiice

[ZAPPER]

Damb! I hope you catch her! But what then? Details please. No wait, I don't think my old heart could take the excitement.

Good luck

[pacmania_2001]

My plan is to invite her down to my new place for a night of drunken tennis and swimming and whatever else may come up.

[Ripper2860]

Well! Where to start ...

Yoda is into self deprication as exhibitied by his always leaving himself open to abuse in posts.

ShadowMistress is his Dominatrix and can swiftly put him in his place

FuzzyNuts is dating a non-flagellant stripper.

There is a new lady (Calypso) among us who thinks all men are from france and conspired to kill John Denver in order to rid the world of his music.

Dolly has joined Hells Angels and Cap is now her bitch, as opposed to how it was.

The jury is still out on TGPO and whether he should be the new State Flower of South Carolina.

Bazooka is still unemployed and was on the virge of divorce all thanks to Bill Gates in ability to support a >32GB FAT32 partition.

JimmaLenko was released from the institution and is now in a half-way house for gerbil loving devil worshippers. He has broken the conditions of his parole by gaining access to the internet despite a court order.

My 8mm "home movies" were released as a DVD collectors set and was immediately available via P2P forcing me to declare bankruptcy.

Northcat was prosecuted as one of the largest spammers in the US and is now posting from an Ohio state prison. While he reamins married, he now has a "mistress".

Conquest10 revealed that he lied when registering for the forums and stated that he was older than 13.

Offline instituted a "Be Nice to Yoda Week" post, but it was cancelled due to a lack of interest.


Whew !!! That's just a brief recap.

[ViRaL1]

Oh yeah, and somebody farted.

[tgpo]

The jury is still out on TGPO

What were the charges?

[Ripper2860]

The jury is still out on TGPO

What were the charges?

No charges -- I've updated for clarification.

[tgpo]

They voted and I lost to Dr. Doss Daisies by three votes

[Conquest10]

Conquest10 revealed that he lied when registering for the forums and stated that he was older than 13.

Shhhh.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Offline instituted a "Be Nice to Yoda Week" post, but it was cancelled due to a lack of interest

IT'S STILL ACTIVE!!!!!

Kevin