Rant: The Office Chair

[Doramius]

I haven't done a rant in a while and I think this constitutes to make one.

Today I am sitting down in a brand new crushed leather chair in my office and relaxing with a drink. The reason I have a new chair today is that the cleaning crew kept complaining about the old one. It was a little stained (from hot chocolate ), the armrests were cracking, and the chair is a bit beat up since it's been here for 5 years. But it's been like that for the longest time. The main reason is the cleaning crew said it smelled old and decaying. When they would move it, they noticed the room smelled fresher and wasn't so bad cleaning without it. My office is well ventilated, so the scent doesn't go too far from where the chair is. You wouldn't notice it unless you're a few feet away from it.

Anyway, I have my new chair that I am relaxing in it dinking chocolate milk.

Did I mention I'm lactose intollerant? You didn't think the chair stunk that bad before I started working here?

[Capmaster]

It was a little stained (from hot chocolate

Yeah ....right

The main reason is the cleaning crew said it smelled old and decaying. When they would move it, they noticed the room smelled fresher and wasn't so bad cleaning without it. My office is well ventilated, so the sent doesn't go too far from where the chair is.

Had a few "lumpy" ones slip past the goalie?

[CoasterCreator]

I know where you are comming from I also have those "G and L Farts " you know Gamble and Loose Farts ..and I have secreatly switched my chair about 5 times...a good way is to get a Dr. note to get a more ergomonic one... ( for your butt)

[Capmaster]

I know where you are comming from I also have those "G and L Farts " you know Gamble and Loose Farts ..and I have secreatly switched my chair about 5 times...a good way is to get a Dr. note to get a more ergomonic one... ( for your butt)

[Doramius]

I've stained a few pairs of boxers, but I haven't squirted through at work yet. Friends sofa (some of you remember that rant), a car, park bench, while working under my car, and when I winded myself from running into a railing (long story). But never at work.........YET.

[Capmaster]

I've stained a few pairs of boxers, but I haven't squirted through at work yet. Friends sofa (some of you remember that rant), a car, park bench, while working under my car, and when I winded myself from running into a railing (long story). But never at work.........YET.

I remember that rant I haven't laughed that hard since ...except when offline banned himself, and Ripper2860's comment about the electrical tape, and Northcat's chops, ....all of them, some of coalman's chops, and tgpo's animation the other day, and this morning when tgpo typed the perfect smartass comeback .... I guess I have laughed that hard since ...many times. Dayyymmmmmmm...I laugh a lot here

That couch one was a classic. Of all the rude, antisocial, gross, disrespectful ....I completely approve

[Doramius]

I'm glad I make so many people here smile and laugh. It gives purpose to my life's little mishaps. So what if I have to get a new pack of underwear. I made somebody's day. :P

[makntraks]

I've stained a few pairs of boxers, but I haven't squirted through at work yet. Friends sofa (some of you remember that rant), a car, park bench, while working under my car, and when I winded myself from running into a railing (long story). But never at work.........YET.

Dude,


makntraks

[ViRaL1]

I guess I always took my bowel control for granted.