Denied the beaver!?

[beavereater]

Just outta curiosty for all you guys out there with a lady, how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver, either out of retaliation or just because she ain't into it!?

Personally, I get very silent, and stop talking altogether at one point. I go from normal speech to grunts in a matter of days. AND I hate pity sex...and refuse it!! You know I mean!?

[gitreel]

I don't have that problem with my wife.

[northcat_8]

I don't have that problem with my wife.

Me either.

Isn't she your "girlfriend" If that is the case...there are 3 billion other women on the planet, she's not irreplacable.

[tekkieman]

I believe this was recently covered in another thread, but I agree with the poster who said that when the time came that SHE was ready to get back to it....deny HER!

[Capmaster]

how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver, either out of retaliation or just because she ain't into it!?

Happened a long time ago, and my response was:

when the time came that SHE was ready to get back to it....deny HER!

Worked like a charm. Hasn't happened since because she knows she's lucky to have the Capmaster's attentions

[northcat_8]

I believe this was recently covered in another thread, but I agree with the poster who said that when the time came that SHE was ready to get back to it....deny HER!

Yea...that was me. If you let her use it as leverage now she'll always use it. Pavlov's Dog Theory.

If that stuff is that important to her then fine let her keep that shit. It's not like there are rays of sunshine glowing out of it, or a red cape with a big yellow "S" hanging off of it...she's not THAT special, and no she's not.

Now you have to use some common sense...I don't get irritated with my wife if she turns me down and it's my 3rd request of the day.

[thayne]

Thats what you get for getting married! I have banged two different chicks in the last 3 days 8) and have a 3rd lined up for later this evening

[stiltman]

Thats what you get for getting married! I have banged two different chicks in the last 3 days 8) and have a 3rd lined up for later this evening

That was fun in the 70s and 80s
But now a days, that just insane....STDs and AIDs.....and your hosing chicks without a commitment!!!

Take about Russian Roulet

[northcat_8]

Stiltman -

At Snowflake University in Dr. Kahn's Newbies 105 you should have learned:

"Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!"

Try to pay attention in class next time :P

[The village idiot]

Stiltman -

At Snowflake University in Dr. Kahn's Newbies 105 you should have learned:

"Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!"

Try to pay attention in class next time :P

Newbies 226: Why sheep are better than women.

Also Newbies 201: The Stranger




I am a proud graduate of Nunzio's School of the Bizarre.

[beavereater]

I don't have that problem with my wife.

Me either.

Isn't she your "girlfriend" If that is the case...there are 3 billion other women on the planet, she's not irreplacable.

Yeah...we've lived together for 2 years now, her mother lives with us. Its a marriage, just not on paper.

I'm not complaining about not gettin any, just wondering what others do when this happens. Had a similar conversation over the weekend. One of my friends lives basically under a brothel...so he always points his figure UP when she's not in the mood. UP meaning "Hey, if you ain't ready, I know someone that is"...

[northcat_8]

One of my friends lives basically under a brothel...so he always points his figure UP when she's not in the mood. UP meaning "Hey, if you ain't ready, I know someone that is"...

Sheeee-it....if I lived even close to a brothel it would just be matter of time before I was divorced....just a matter of time

[Cobra]

Play the little vixen at her own game...

[flaninacupboard]

point out that her mother lives there too.....

Or make like you're fifteen again and just spend all day every day wanking.

[DVD_Ripper]

I believe this was recently covered in another thread, but I agree with the poster who said that when the time came that SHE was ready to get back to it....deny HER!

Sorry... can't do that... not in my gene pool When opportunity permits I will take advantage of it.

My wife & I have 3 kids under 5..... its tough right now to have the energy or time. Once or week or if I'm lucky ... twice.

Just outta curiosty for all you guys out there with a lady, how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver, either out of retaliation or just because she ain't into it!?

Personally, I get very silent, and stop talking altogether at one point. I go from normal speech to grunts in a matter of days. AND I hate pity sex...and refuse it!! You know I mean!?

Yea... I'm the same way... get a little silent... roll over and go to sleep. Then during the day I'll throw out... 'hey, remember what sex is'

The normal speech to grunts is the "neanderthal reaction" -- I remeber reading about this in psych class.

[thayne]

Thats what you get for getting married! I have banged two different chicks in the last 3 days 8) and have a 3rd lined up for later this evening

That was fun in the 70s and 80s
But now a days, that just insane....STDs and AIDs.....and your hosing chicks without a commitment!!!

Take about Russian Roulet

You can't believe all the propaganda you see in the media. It's safer now than it has ever been! Just don't go sticking your twig into crack ho's, wear a rain coat and you have no worries...

[indolikaa]

Never had a problem in this arena.

[northcat_8]

Yea but she gives it to you out of sympathy :P

My wife gives it to me out of irritation or frustration

[DVD_Ripper]

OK.... I was denied last nite.... "I'm too tired" blah, blah, blah....

Does anyone have any sure fire responses that tends to "turn the tide" so to speak.

[stiltman]

OK.... I was denied last nite.... "I'm too tired" blah, blah, blah....

Does anyone have any sure fire responses that tends to "turn the tide" so to speak.

You could say, "You don't have to do anything, I'll do all the work"

[northcat_8]

OK.... I was denied last nite.... "I'm too tired" blah, blah, blah....

Does anyone have any sure fire responses that tends to "turn the tide" so to speak.

You could say, "FINE. I wonder if your sister is still up."

I don't think there are any sure fire "turn the tide" responses. I usually just keep pestering my wife until she gives it up. I think she likes for me to work it out of her sometimes and I don't give up...even after I get the "Jesus Christ mother ****** why don't you get a couple of girlfriends so I can get some sleep." comment. I always tell her "I'm looking, but I need some to hold me over until I find one."

[DVD_Ripper]

I don't think there are any sure fire "turn the tide" responses. I usually just keep pestering my wife until she gives it up. I think she likes for me to work it out of her sometimes and I don't give up...even after I get the "Jesus Christ mother ****** why don't you get a couple of girlfriends so I can get some sleep." comment. I always tell her "I'm looking, but I need some to hold me over until I find one."

Damn... I hate laughing outloud at work.

[Doramius]

I don't usually have that problem. In fact, I wake up to her riding Morning Glory every so often. She gets a little turned on to me sometimes when she's pissed and our fights usually end quickly with a fun wrestling match. Sometimes we bout it out a couple of times to make sure who was right in the arguement. If she has a moaning match while on top, she wins. If I'm on top, She'll do it again to make sure. I like winning the first 2 rounds and let her be the winner on the third try. We're both very happy after any argument. We did have an argument why we didn't argue so often, just so we could have our little hip wrestle again.

[northcat_8]

Doramius -

You don't get a vote. You're the one who gets pissed if your wife wakes you up while she is riding the morning wood. :P :P

[Doramius]

Doramius -

You don't get a vote. You're the one who gets pissed if your wife wakes you up while she is riding the morning wood. :P :P

Yeah, I guess I'm the one who holds the "Beaver Power" in our bedroom. 8)

By the Power of BeaverCove....I have the Power

dun dun dun dun da DaDun dun dun dun ta. [HE-MAN music]

Na na na na na na na na na na, SEX MAN! [BATMAN music]
Quick, Willy, we have no time to lose. To the Beaver Cove, and no time for a raincoat this time.
Holy Labia Lips Sex Man, do you think we can handle this one without a special suit?
Only one way to find out Willy. The tricky thing is to act like we don't want to get near it. Once it's gotten ahold of us and takes us in, we'll release our secret weapon.
But what if we don't make it.
Right now Willy, the main thing is to make sure our little surprise gets sprung. If it ends up like Northcat's Rodeo, we might be in a little trouble but we'll just have to shoot from the hip.

[DVD_Ripper]

Na na na na na na na na na na, SEX MAN! [BATMAN music]
Quick, Willy, we have no time to lose. To the Beaver Cove, and no time for a raincoat this time.
Holy Labia Lips Sex Man, do you think we can handle this one without a special suit?
Only one way to find out Willy. The tricky thing is to act like we don't want to get near it. Once it's gotten ahold of us and takes us in, we'll release our secret weapon.
But what if we don't make it.
Right now Willy, the main thing is to make sure our little surprise gets sprung. If it ends up like Northcat's Rodeo, we might be in a little trouble but we'll just have to shoot from the hip.

Damn.... I gotta quit laughing out loud at work... this was a double snorter

[northcat_8]

If it ends up like Northcat's Rodeo, we might be in a little trouble but we'll just have to shoot from the hip.

Shooting from the hip???? You have me confused with Indolikaa....he's the quick draw McGraw on this board. He f**ked some....thing...twice at a red light

:P

[jimmalenko]

Na na na na na na na na na na, SEX MAN! [BATMAN music]
Quick, Willy, we have no time to lose. To the Beaver Cove, and no time for a raincoat this time.
Holy Labia Lips Sex Man, do you think we can handle this one without a special suit?
Only one way to find out Willy. The tricky thing is to act like we don't want to get near it. Once it's gotten ahold of us and takes us in, we'll release our secret weapon.
But what if we don't make it.
Right now Willy, the main thing is to make sure our little surprise gets sprung. If it ends up like Northcat's Rodeo, we might be in a little trouble but we'll just have to shoot from the hip.

OMG, what a classic.

I think "Holy labia lips, sex man" did it for me.

You can try to deny when your wife wants to ride, as payback for the slap
when you requested some crack. The reality is, that if you want to jizz, you must cleaver the beaver or leave her.

[Will Hay]

Just outta curiosty for all you guys out there with a lady, how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver, either out of retaliation or just because she ain't into it!?

Personally, I get very silent, and stop talking altogether at one point. I go from normal speech to grunts in a matter of days. AND I hate pity sex...and refuse it!! You know I mean!?

As for the reason beavereater...I live in Japan, and I am a teacher. I come from Canada, where the beaver is a noble and highly recognized animal. Natives of Canada eat beaver in some ceromonial rituals. This is a story my students have read, and they nicknamed me the beavereater, without knowing that it could be view as sexually. It stuck...

Bollocks.
Will Hay

[sacajaweeda]

how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver

Get her really drunk and/or wait till she passes out/sleeps and then tie her to the bed.

[/sarcasm]