Denied the beaver!?

[BobV]

Just outta curiosty for all you guys out there with a lady, how do you take it when the misses denies you the beaver, either out of retaliation or just because she ain't into it!?

I think the key here is not to let her think that it has upset you. It's sorta hard for her to use sex as a weapon if you don't alow it. I think one of the biggest reasons marriages/relations fail is that you can fall into some tit-for-tat thing. I personally don't want sex with her if she is not into it.

[zzyzzx]

I say that if your denied, whipt it out and beat off right in front of her.

[flaninacupboard]

I say that if your denied, whipt it out and beat off right in front of her.

Worth a shot, you get your satisfaction at least!

[Keefkey]

When my ex-girlfriend denied me sex, I used to jerk off noisily and vigorously while breathing heavily and moaning in her ear. It usually worked but if not I made sure I came on her side of the bed.

But now I'm single again, the vacuum cleaner never says no and I have spare fuses

[Will Hay]

When my ex-girlfriend denied me sex, I used to jerk off noisily and vigorously while breathing heavily and moaning in her ear. It usually worked but if not I made sure I came on her side of the bed.

Please, if anyone asks you come from Humberside, not East Yorkshire

Will Hay, Yorkshire

[Keefkey]

Please, if anyone asks you come from Humberside, not East Yorkshire

Will Hay, Yorkshire

I actually do prefer East Yorkshire to Humberside. It's what I put on all address forms, sorry

[northcat_8]

When my ex-girlfriend denied me sex, I used to jerk off noisily and vigorously while breathing heavily and moaning in her ear. It usually worked but if not I made sure I came on her side of the bed.

But now I'm single again, the vacuum cleaner never says no and I have spare fuses

You are one sick dude Keefkey (you are at the right place)

Now you're single again wonder why

[flaninacupboard]

When my ex-girlfriend denied me sex, I used to jerk off noisily and vigorously while breathing heavily and moaning in her ear. It usually worked but if not I made sure I came on her side of the bed.

But now I'm single again, the vacuum cleaner never says no and I have spare fuses

You are one sick dude Keefkey (you are at the right place)

Now you're single again wonder why

Suction power envy?

[Will Hay]

Please, if anyone asks you come from Humberside, not East Yorkshire

Will Hay, Yorkshire

I actually do prefer East Yorkshire to Humberside. It's what I put on all address forms, sorry

In that case I'll be using West Sussex from now on
Will

[Keefkey]

You are one sick dude Keefkey (you are at the right place)

Now you're single again wonder why

Yeah, and it's a good job the vacuum cleaner has washable filters 'cos semen really clogs them up

[OneCardShort]

Wait till she goes to sleep then beat off and blast her in her hair. In the morning she'll be stuck to the pillow.