I'm sorry, I just found this funny today...

[northcat_8]

What to do if someone tried to break in your house?


I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME




Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.

(we don't tee off until 1:25 so I have some time to kill, That looks like my S&W 45 ACP in the pic)

[indolikaa]

A little beer drinking before you hit the golf course, I see.

[tekkieman]

Whos's hitting the golf course? Now I'm jealous!

[northcat_8]

Well actually it has been a lot of beer drinking before golf today. I drank quite a few last night. I don't know how everyone else avoids a hangover but I find if you drink another beer in the morning the hangover is gone...however I did follow that first morning beer up with a few more.

Today is such a waste, we come in be here at 8:00, breakfast at 8, meeting telling everyone to have a nice summer takes 5 minutes tops. Then we are free to leave but we have to be here. So from 8:45 or so...I've had a few refresshments.

[Capmaster]

What to do if someone tried to break in your house?


I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME




Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.

(we don't tee off until 1:25 so I have some time to kill, That looks like my S&W 45 ACP in the pic)

Your Smith doesn't have the cutout just behind the sight going along the barrel on the top. That's either a Taurus or a Beretta (Taurus bought an entire Beretta assembly line and set it up in Brazil). I'd say it's a 9mm judging by the grip thickness.

[northcat_8]

Whos's hitting the golf course? Now I'm jealous!

Teacher work day

[tekkieman]

Who's hitting the golf course? Now I'm jealous!

Teacher work day

Never thought I'd hear myself say it, but I almost golfed myself out in the last week. Played in a charity tournament on Monday, so I put in practice rounds on Friday and Sunday.

Paid off though, came in 4th at -9! Fun day, and tons of cash raised for an organization that provides services to the blind and vision impaired.

[offline]

Yeah yeah.. where's the silenced Sokol modified Sig Sauer 225 with
the infra sight? 8 rounds of MagSafe 9mm and kitty is a cheese grater!

-edit-

I got banned from the local club. I was 17. My first time so I
was told to go onto the beginners putting green. I broke a
large window. They told me to leave. How was I to know
I was facing in the wrong direction. Idiots.

Since then I play Squash instead.. when I can get it together.

[northcat_8]

Who's hitting the golf course? Now I'm jealous!

Teacher work day

Never thought I'd hear myself say it, but I almost golfed myself out in the last week. Played in a charity tournament on Monday, so I put in practice rounds on Friday and Sunday.

Paid off though, came in 4th at -9! Fun day, and tons of cash raised for an organization that provides services to the blind and vision impaired.

Oh I suck at golf. Don't get me wrong...if I am going to play for money, I can actually play (5 handicapper)...but to play that well, I have to play smart...like if I can hit the screws out of a 9 and get it there, I need to hit an 8 and take a nice smooth swing and let the club do the work...to me that sucks. I am more of a power sport guy and if I think I can get a hard 9 there, then I will grip it and rip it and hit the shit out of it as hard as I can swing it. My friends comment that I should just use a baseball bat. But that's more fun to me. So consiquently, I usually win the beer trophy. They didn't have it this year...bastards ...I've won it both years at this job...this year I drank 18 beers by the turn...I was way ahead

[tekkieman]

Oh I suck at golf. Don't get me wrong...if I am going to play for money, I can actually play (5 handicapper)...but to play that well, I have to play smart...like if I can hit the screws out of a 9 and get it there, I need to hit an 8 and take a nice smooth swing and let the club do the work...to me that sucks. I am more of a power sport guy and if I think I can get a hard 9 there, then I will grip it and rip it and hit the shit out of it as hard as I can swing it. My friends comment that I should just use a baseball bat. But that's more fun to me. So consiquently, I usually win the beer trophy. They didn't have it this year...bastards ...I've won it both years at this job...this year I drank 18 beers by the turn...I was way ahead

No, I suck at golf (24 handicapper), but that doesn't make it any less fun! I too am the grip it and rip it type with every club, but that's why I still have that high a handicap. If I'm 150 out, I know I can stiff an 8 in tight, but I try to split the cover, and lay the sod over it because I'll drop the shoulder. Yet, I can take the same 8, swing to 75%, still stiff it, and have a better trajectory on it. I know that's what I need to do, and yet I still get over it and swing at 110% almost every time!

I really just go to flirt with the cart girl......

[northcat_8]

I really just go to flirt with the cart girl......

We play a golf outing every year...and they have girls on each green attending the pin, driving the beer car....these girls are from the best stip club and they are in their full work uniform...well at least for a while they are Funny how no one in the club house is talking about "that shot they hit to with in 3 feet on 12"

It costs something like $60, all you can eat, all you can drink and hot naked women scattered everywhere...

[tekkieman]

We play a golf outing every year...and they have girls on each green attending the pin, driving the beer car....these girls are from the best stip club and they are in their full work uniform...well at least for a while they are Funny how no one in the club house is talking about "that shot they hit to with in 3 feet on 12"

It costs something like $60, all you can eat, all you can drink and hot naked women scattered everywhere...

If you ever need a sub for your 4baller - that just doesn't sound right in this thread- let me know!

Two of my favorites are the Crawfish Open in Texas, and the Hooters Tournament. Played in both of those.

[gitreel]

At least he didn't look like this

[indolikaa]

At least he didn't look like this

YEAH !!!

Indolikaa like Commando Kitty.

[gitreel]

or this

[offline]

..more like Vampire Puss. Those eyes are (C) Pet Sematry

back from the dead... sex after death
how else am I gonna getrid of this virginity?

-edit-

bloddy well hijacked Gitreel

[indolikaa]

..more like Vampire Puss. Those eyes are (C) Pet Sematry

Dumbass. Those eyes are for seeing in the dark. Haven't you ever seen Super Pussy IR Lenses before?

[Tommyknocker]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

[offline]

..more like Vampire Puss. Those eyes are (C) Pet Sematry

Dumbass. Those eyes are for seeing in the dark. Haven't you ever seen Super Pussy IR Lenses before?

Which begs the question what were those eyes for 1st. Dumb&Dumberass

If that were true I'd want mine now!

[gitreel]

That kitten is on his 10th life.

[indolikaa]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

I remember that one. It was jeex pointing a gun at a white cat, wasn't it.

Dumb&Dumberass

Hey, I like that one.

I must also admit this was a bloody good hijacking job.

[offline]

Hey, I like that one.

I must also admit this was a bloody good hijacking job.

Hey.. you like it, it's yours.

It was a good hijack.. the 2nd pic was overkill, but all in all
no one can be Gaddafi overnight. At least we stopped that
Golf rubbish. Call golf a sport? They want it in the Olympics
you know that!? OMG

Offline's sponsors would like the opportunity to state that
-edit-
he has had too much Polish Pure Spirit

[tekkieman]

At least we stopped that
Golf rubbish. Call golf a sport? They want it in the Olympics
you know that!? OMG

Special Olympics?

Offline - proudly supported by his penis.

Shouldn't that be....

Offline - proudly supported by his penis.

[jeex]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

I remember that one. It was jeex pointing a gun at a white cat, wasn't it.

Dumb&Dumberass

Hey, I like that one.

I must also admit this was a bloody good hijacking job.

[Tommyknocker]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

I remember that one. It was jeex pointing a gun at a white cat, wasn't it.

Dumb&Dumberass

Hey, I like that one.

I must also admit this was a bloody good hijacking job.

I agree. You know what they say: Someone points points a gun at you, you do as you're told.

[flaninacupboard]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

First of all i'm amazed you -still- haven't grown a sense of humour.

Secondly, northcats' image looks photochopped to me....

[Tommyknocker]

Well, it's the second time I've seen a gun pointed at a kitten on this forum. The first time really ticked off a moderator and he yanked it. Guess they mellow or become more morbid with age.

First of all i'm amazed you -still- haven't grown a sense of humour.

Secondly, northcats' image looks photochopped to me....

Well, I am amazed you haven't learned to understand my sense of humor. It was a joke then and a joke now. If you could bring up that old thread, you'll find several posts from me right in the thick of it. I even posted the white cat's bigger brother was unbeknownst to Jeex standing right behind with a twelve gauge about to give Jeex a "double barreled enema".