courtesy flush

[Guest]

I know there are enough physicists and engineers out there to explain why this works.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=courtesy+flush&f=1

[pacmania_2001]

If you do it at a party though it just gives false hopes to those lining up outside that you are nearly finished.

[Capmaster]

I know there are enough physicists and engineers out there to explain why this works.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=courtesy+flush&f=1

I personally don't do this, but since the turd is exposed to the air while it's floating there, you can improve the chances of the atmosphere inside the room of supporting life for the next user if you flush it down as soon as you launch a missile.

[zzyzzx]

OK, so if it doesn't float, then I don't need to do a courtesy flush, correct?

[Capmaster]

OK, so if it doesn't float, then I don't need to do a courtesy flush, correct?

Right. The water shields it from the room air.

Is it just me, or is this a new low for the off-topics?

[Guest]

I know there are enough physicists and engineers out there to explain why this works.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=courtesy+flush&f=1

I personally don't do this, but since the turd is exposed to the air while it's floating there, you can improve the chances of the atmosphere inside the room of supporting life for the next user if you flush it down as soon as you launch a missile.

Yes,but this seems to work even if you "expose 5 times as much" after the CF than before it,it still works.

[flaninacupboard]

Is it just me, or is this a new low for the off-topics?

No, i think flushing technique is just above second hand man cheese.

[Capmaster]

Is it just me, or is this a new low for the off-topics?

No, i think flushing technique is just above second hand man cheese.

Good point. Thanks to northcat we haven't hit bottom with this thread. His topic (hijacked) is so low it would take light 5 days to reach this thread from his ...

[AND1]

You guys have problems

Take a shit and leave or are you worried about others selling it? Thats a womans job

[Doramius]

I usually only do a courtesy flush if it's so bad I can't stand it, or if it's one I think will stop the toilet before adding the TP. We got fans to blow the stank away and some spray to cover it. So we got the Strawberry-Manure Breeze from Glade smell going. We also got the YBMG (Yellow & Blue Make Green) water sanitizer, or that funky blue tablet.

[Capmaster]

The beef we get out here is terrible - they add enzymes to it to artificially tenderize it,a nd it plays hell with my digestive tract.

Sometimes my wife will make a roast and about 90 minutes later I have to run upstairs, sit down and almost literally explode. No courtesy flush is making that room habitable for an hour or so

I know it's the beef here because when I go to Kansas City I can eat all the beef I want and I'm just fine with it. We get Texas grass-fed beef here, and KC has Iowa corn-fed beef. The difference is like night and day

[Doramius]

I have the same problem out here in Vegas, after a Big Mac at Mc-D's or ribs at Applebee's, It's like a spray out your A** and it reaks. Never had that problem living in UpState NY.
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Now we're on to detailing POOP textures. Boy these Off Topic forums really veer.

[Doramius]

"The coordinates are correct, except no pants." - Star Wars Ep.4

[Capmaster]

"The coordinates are correct, except no pants." - Star Wars Ep.4

Wrong thread

I have the same problem out here in Vegas, after a Big Mac at Mc-D's or ribs at Applebee's, It's like a spray out your A** and it reaks. Never had that problem living in UpState NY.

It must be the same beef. Some days I am tempted to save myself the trouble and just walk the dinner to the throne and chuck it in. It's just gonna come flying out of my ass anyways

Now we're on to detailing POOP textures. Boy these Off Topic forums really veer.

Good thing Baldrick is tolerant and doesn't get bent out of shape. I've been on boards where I've described a capture device as a "damn good board" and it's been censored automatically to "&#^% good board"

[Cobra]

OK, first thing is that this thread is worrying.

Secondly, !

OK, so if it doesn't float, then I don't need to do a courtesy flush, correct?

If it doesn't float, you need more fibre in your diet. Learned that in biology. You can also recognise some diabetic men if they're wearing black shoes - look for white spots where spats of urine have landed and the glucose has crystallised as it dried. Ahhh, the joys of reading biology!

In our toilet, we have some air freshener (both a gel one and a spray) and a blue toilet block. It helps a bit the morning after a night of hard drinking followed up by a round of donner kebabs.

Courtesy flushes? No way! What would others think when they hear two flushes from the crapper? Talk about a banging crap! Instead, we have a sign that reads "I wouldn't go in there for (x) minutes!" - it's adjustable... and necessary.

Cobra

[Capmaster]

If it doesn't float, you need more fibre in your diet. Learned that in biology.

Or .....you should stop snacking on roofing nails

donner kebabs

Donner kabobs? As in the Donner party who got trapped in the Sierra Mountains here and had to resort to cannibalism?

[Doramius]

The way these threads move in off topic, some one could state something about their hand and it'll end up being talked about in another thread used along side the mention of a diseased, queer retard. I don't know where to put these anymore.
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It probably is the same beef though. I think they do the same thing to poultry here too. People must not get enough fiber to stay regular that they've had to add hormones to the meat. And I never thought Pork would ever be considered a stool softener.

[Ripper2860]

I usually only do a courtesy flush if it's so bad I can't stand it, or if it's one I think will stop the toilet before adding the TP. We got fans to blow the stank away and some spray to cover it. So we got the Strawberry-Manure Breeze from Glade smell going. We also got the YBMG (Yellow & Blue Make Green) water sanitizer, or that funky blue tablet.

If you do it only when you can't stand it -- then it is not a "courtesy" flush. At that point it becomes a "self-preservation" flush -- as you are thinking only of yourself and really do not give fat rat's ass about how it would affect anyone else !! You are truly a sefish bastard !!

OK now a some questions...

1. if you are laying some serious cable -- do you pinch it off and then immediately flush in order minimize the exposure to air and therefore the stench, or do you continue in hopes of setting a new personal record and hope that the bowl can adequately accomodate your potential prize winning turd?
2. If you pinch and flush is that not a a higher level of courtesy and worthy of a different status and nomenclature?

SHIT -- I've just re-read this post and am actually embarrassed for having posted it !!

[Guest]

I usually only do a courtesy flush if it's so bad I can't stand it, or if it's one I think will stop the toilet before adding the TP. We got fans to blow the stank away and some spray to cover it. So we got the Strawberry-Manure Breeze from Glade smell going. We also got the YBMG (Yellow & Blue Make Green) water sanitizer, or that funky blue tablet.

If you do it only when you can't stand it -- then it is not a "courtesy" flush. At that point it becomes a "self-preservation" flush -- as you are thinking only of yourself and really do not give fat rat's ass about how it would affect anyone else !! You are truly a sefish bastard !!

OK now a some questions...

1. if you are laying some serious cable -- do you pinch it off and then immediately flush in order minimize the exposure to air and therefore the stench, or do you continue in hopes of setting a new personal record and hope that the bowl can adequately accomodate your potential prize winning turd?
2. If you pinch and flush is that not a a higher level of courtesy and worthy of a different status and nomenclature?

SHIT -- I've just re-read this post and am actually embarrassed for having posted it !!

Look, it is not related to air exposure x lengthx time.

Say youre initial endevor is length "X" with air exposure for 2 sec. Then the CF right away. The remainder of your course of action could be 20X with air time of 40 sec. Then final flush. It works as long as the cf is right at the begining. You dont have to flush for every "X"/2 sec. That is where I question the phenemenon. I'm not questioning whether it is a polite thing to do. c'mon biophysicists! Help us out.

[teegee420]

I am SO staying out of this thread! Oh wait...

[Capmaster]

1. if you are laying some serious cable -- do you pinch it off and then immediately flush in order minimize the exposure to air and therefore the stench, or do you continue in hopes of setting a new personal record and hope that the bowl can adequately accomodate your potential prize winning turd?
2. If you pinch and flush is that not a a higher level of courtesy and worthy of a different status and nomenclature?

It is indeed a higher level of courtesy to pinch and CF mid-cable. But, alas, you then run the risk of pinching a loaf mid-loaf and not being able to get it started again.

Then one must endure the rest of the day with a pained look and a slight discomfort. Unless you eat some of our southwest beef or chicken with the added artificial enhancements, in which case one sits down and merely detonates, spewing filth and foul odor in a dense cloud, possibly soiling the neighbors in the process should the window happen to be open

[Ripper2860]

Dr Gee...

While I have no scientific proof, I am of the belief that the sooner you fully submerge a turd, the less the FUNK is likely to jump up and bitch-slap you, and subsequent bathroom go'ers.

Unless one eats one hell of a Mexican dinner or Indian Cuisine (Curryman), and the mere contact between turd and water causes a boiling cauldron due to a fecal / chlorine chemical reaction -- the stink should easily trapped and held-in by the meniscus layer of the water.

However -- if a prtion of the turnd is left to dangle or hover exposed to air due to a non-pinch -- then the stench molecules easily become airborne and through the rising and falling of air due to convective forces and varying density and weight -- these stink molecules are now distributed throughout the domicile. Of course as it spreads throughout, the stink particle density is reduced and the effect is untimately dissipated. This is why the further you are from "ground zero" the less the stench.

Just some thoughts. Certainly there are those wiser than me on these types of matters. There are many forlks more adept at slinging the shit around than I am !!

[Capmaster]

I usually only do a courtesy flush if it's so bad I can't stand it, or if it's one I think will stop the toilet before adding the TP. We got fans to blow the stank away and some spray to cover it. So we got the Strawberry-Manure Breeze from Glade smell going. We also got the YBMG (Yellow & Blue Make Green) water sanitizer, or that funky blue tablet.

If you do it only when you can't stand it -- then it is not a "courtesy" flush. At that point it becomes a "self-preservation" flush -- as you are thinking only of yourself and really do not give fat rat's ass about how it would affect anyone else !! You are truly a sefish bastard !!

OK now a some questions...

1. if you are laying some serious cable -- do you pinch it off and then immediately flush in order minimize the exposure to air and therefore the stench, or do you continue in hopes of setting a new personal record and hope that the bowl can adequately accomodate your potential prize winning turd?
2. If you pinch and flush is that not a a higher level of courtesy and worthy of a different status and nomenclature?

SHIT -- I've just re-read this post and am actually embarrassed for having posted it !!

Look, it is not related to air exposure x lengthx time.

Say youre initial endevor is length "X" with air exposure for 2 sec. Then the CF right away. The remainder of your course of action could be 20X with air time of 40 sec. Then final flush. It works as long as the cf is right at the begining. You dont have to flush for every "X"/2 sec. That is where I question the phenemenon. I'm not questioning whether it is a polite thing to do. c'mon biophysicists! Help us out.

I'm no biophysicist, but my theory is that the first one out is the one that's been waiting longest. A veritable colony of Escherichia coli that has been fermenting. The follow-up turds are merely wanna-bes, but they lack the character that first nasty turd enjoys.

[indolikaa]

This thread is fucked up.

[Guest]

I usually only do a courtesy flush if it's so bad I can't stand it, or if it's one I think will stop the toilet before adding the TP. We got fans to blow the stank away and some spray to cover it. So we got the Strawberry-Manure Breeze from Glade smell going. We also got the YBMG (Yellow & Blue Make Green) water sanitizer, or that funky blue tablet.

If you do it only when you can't stand it -- then it is not a "courtesy" flush. At that point it becomes a "self-preservation" flush -- as you are thinking only of yourself and really do not give fat rat's ass about how it would affect anyone else !! You are truly a sefish bastard !!

OK now a some questions...

1. if you are laying some serious cable -- do you pinch it off and then immediately flush in order minimize the exposure to air and therefore the stench, or do you continue in hopes of setting a new personal record and hope that the bowl can adequately accomodate your potential prize winning turd?
2. If you pinch and flush is that not a a higher level of courtesy and worthy of a different status and nomenclature?

SHIT -- I've just re-read this post and am actually embarrassed for having posted it !!

Look, it is not related to air exposure x lengthx time.

Say youre initial endevor is length "X" with air exposure for 2 sec. Then the CF right away. The remainder of your course of action could be 20X with air time of 40 sec. Then final flush. It works as long as the cf is right at the begining. You dont have to flush for every "X"/2 sec. That is where I question the phenemenon. I'm not questioning whether it is a polite thing to do. c'mon biophysicists! Help us out.

I'm no biophysicist, but my theory is that the first one out is the one that's been waiting longest. A veritable colony of Escherichia coli that has been fermenting. The follow-up turds are merely wanna-bes, but they lack the character that first nasty turd enjoys.

Good.The first sound hypothesis.Keep em coming.

[Capmaster]

This thread is fucked up.

We're grossing out Indo, hahaha

[Ripper2860]

This thread is fucked up.

Yeah -- ain't it GREAT !!!!


By the way -- is there an official SCALE by which the stench is measured? Kind of like the Richter scale for eathquakes or and the Scoville scale used measuring the "heat" associated with peppers.

[indolikaa]

This thread is fucked up.

Yeah -- ain't it GREAT !!!!

It is, isn't it?

I've been making that post a lot lately, too.

[Capmaster]

This thread is fucked up.

Yeah -- ain't it GREAT !!!!

It is, isn't it?

I've been making that post a lot lately, too.


Somebody want to tell me how to put a image in my signature line?

Maybe you've been getting a recent sudden attack of good taste .......NAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

To put a pic in your sig, it has to be an offsite pic. Put in the normal BBB code for an image but instead of the file name use the URL of the pic. If you don't have a server that allows offsite links, I can put it on my site and you can link to it that way

[indolikaa]

This thread is fucked up.

Yeah -- ain't it GREAT !!!!

It is, isn't it?

I've been making that post a lot lately, too.


Somebody want to tell me how to put a image in my signature line?

Maybe you've been getting a recent sudden attack of good taste .......NAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

To put a pic in your sig, it has to be an offsite pic. Put in the normal BBB code for an image but instead of the file name use the URL of the pic. If you don't have a server that allows offsite links, I can put it on my site and you can link to it that way

The thought never entered my mind I could link to my FTP Server...

(I need some Indolikaa-Approved emoticons. A smiley banging his head against a brick wall, for starters...)

My solution was, shall we say, creative?