courtesy flush

[tgpo]

[offline]

Masterful tgpo, just plain masterful.

BTW.. just stole it

[Capmaster]

Turncoat

[Guest]

..and I add tomato sauce like most normal people.
I also refrain from hitting my meals - they have been killed
at least once so why continue the torture.

-edit-

Oh.. I get it.

27% of men piss in the shower. Where do they get these stats from???

"Urine's sterile,You can drink it" Tyler Durden-Fight Club

[offline]

Sorry.. please accept this token for your forgiveness

[Doramius]

It's all yours Capmaster. I bet she gives good milk.

[Capmaster]

Sorry.. please accept this token for your forgiveness

Hmmm ....not bad.......OK. We're cool. Do you have a hi-res version so I can send it to Cobra for his door? Wait, better not. The dorm maids will never clean his room again

[Doramius]

Maybe if there's an 'Udder' one available?
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That was a little lame. Or should I say Lamb?
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Okay, I'll stop.

[offline]

Doramius said: she

Better have a closer look

[Capmaster]

Maybe if there's an 'Udder' one available?
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That was a little lame. Or should I say Lamb?
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Okay, I'll stop.

That earns you the projectile-vomit-and-lap-it-back-up smiley

[Doramius]

I dunno?! I was wondering at first if that was the ballsack, but I think it's an udder. But maybe I should check how many holes it has.
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Capmaster, will you check for me?

[Capmaster]

I dunno?! I was wondering at first if that was the ballsack, but I think it's an udder. But maybe I should check how many holes it has.
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Capmaster, will you check for me?

It better not be the nutsack unless either that goat has elephantiasis of the nuts or someone racked him with a sledge hammer Looks female to me.

[Doramius]

That's what I thought. I swore those were Teets hangin' by it knees.

[offline]

It better not be the nutsack unless either that goat has elephantiasis of the nuts

I swore those were Teets hangin' by it knees

but I think it's an udder

Boy Oh boy!!

Gentlemen.. meet Kinoble




STUD : AXIS
NAME : KINOBLE
SEX : male
TAG : 1139
REGO :
TATTOO : 36-1139
D.O.B :15.10.2001
MULTIPLE : twin
BRED BY : JIVET

Grand Champion Ram Adelaide Royal 2002
Short, soft wool type - good shedding capacity
Nicely balanced ram with good bone that carries a lot of muscle.
Semen available: $20 / dose

[Doramius]

Can the Semen be used medicinally, for Capmaster Of course?

[Capmaster]

Can the Semen be used medicinally, for Capmaster Of course?

It makes good hair conditioner

Man, that goat has some set huh? (note of envy in voice)

[Doramius]

Look at the smug grin on the ram's face. You know they milked his snake just before the pic was taken.

[Capmaster]

Look at the smug grin on the ram's face. You know they milked his snake just before the pic was taken.

Do they use those electric milkers on goats? That would open up a whole new world of abuse possibilities

[Doramius]

I always wondered about that. Is there some electrical device used to masturbate an animal for the semen or does someone have to get down and massage the member themselves. Next, I wonder how they would stud an animal in the old days? Probably did have to Man-Handle.

[northcat_8]

I believe it is extracted with a needle.

I don't know about sheep, but I worked on a Dairy farm as a kid and while we didn't actually get the semen from the bull we did have to put it into the female
You haven't lived until you've put on a long plastic glove that goes clear up to your shoulder, and your stuck your hand 2 feet up a cow's ass

That was not fun...but very educational.

[Capmaster]

I think smaller operations actually whack-off the animal. At least dogs.

When I was in college I worked for my cousin part-time for spending money. He owned a heating/AC business and we'd go on calls to fix stuff.

One place we went to was a dog breeding shop. We walked in the back door and there was a nice-looking woman jerking-off a doberman into a bowl

[Doramius]

I had to do that years ago when I was a Boy Scout. We had to give dairy cows a physical exam. I wasn't with scouts much longer after that, come to think of it. Who'da thunk shoving your hand inside a cows A** would be uninviting?

[Doramius]

I wish I still had it, but Years back I saw an article about a woman that was arrested for beating her dog. Apparently, she had come home early from work and caught her husband having sex with their 4 year old German Shepherd. Out of jealousy she beat the dog. Both were sited for animal cruelty and various other accounts.
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I wish I still had the article as it named both of the people. I am unsure, but I thought one of the names was 'Capmaster' and it may have mentioned something about tubs of vasaline being found.

[Capmaster]

I wish I still had it, but Years back I saw an article about a woman that was arrested for beating her dog. Apparently, she had come home early from work and caught her husband having sex with their 4 year old German Shepherd. Out of jealousy she beat the dog. Both were sited for animal cruelty and various other accounts.
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I wish I still had the article as it named both of the people. I am unsure, but I thought one of the names was 'Capmaster' and it may have mentioned something about tubs of vasaline being found.

They never proved that

[northcat_8]

One place we went to was a dog breeding shop. We walked in the back door and there was a nice-looking woman jerking-off a doberman into a bowl

Now how the **** do you list your occupation on your tax form or census? When people ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them? Damn....talk about a fucked up job description

I've worked some bad jobs before, but a dog masterbater....

I had to do that years ago when I was a Boy Scout. We had to give dairy cows a physical exam. I wasn't with scouts much longer after that, come to think of it. Who'da thunk shoving your hand inside a cows A** would be uninviting?

I freakin hated it. I always seemed to get the shitters.

[Capmaster]

One place we went to was a dog breeding shop. We walked in the back door and there was a nice-looking woman jerking-off a doberman into a bowl

Now how the **** do you list your occupation on your tax form or census? When people ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them? Damn....talk about a fucked up job description

I've worked some bad jobs before, but a dog masterbater....

I had to do that years ago when I was a Boy Scout. We had to give dairy cows a physical exam. I wasn't with scouts much longer after that, come to think of it. Who'da thunk shoving your hand inside a cows A** would be uninviting?

I freakin hated it. I always seemed to get the shitters.

For a moment I wanted to trade places with the dog

[Doramius]

I work as a loan officer for a brokerage firm, on the side. Living in Vegas I've had professional gamblers listing themselves as Financial Investing or Private Money Broker, and Escorts list themselves as Customer Relations or Public Service. I think the Bitch-Breeder would fall under the category of Animal Species Protection?

[Guest]

One place we went to was a dog breeding shop. We walked in the back door and there was a nice-looking woman jerking-off a doberman into a bowl

Now how the **** do you list your occupation on your tax form or census? When people ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them? Damn....talk about a fucked up job description

I've worked some bad jobs before, but a dog masterbater....

I had to do that years ago when I was a Boy Scout. We had to give dairy cows a physical exam. I wasn't with scouts much longer after that, come to think of it. Who'da thunk shoving your hand inside a cows A** would be uninviting?

I freakin hated it. I always seemed to get the shitters.

nah, it would be something like genetic fluid mobilizer

[redwudz]

I don't know why I am crazy enough to become involved with this thread, but.... Bulls are 'milked' by getting them aroused with a few females in heat, then they are stimulated by massaging anally to stimulate the sex organs from the inside. Also used sometimes is an electric probe inserted anally with current applied in pulses. Another method used is a false vagina with a collection bag. (I made the mistake of looking this up on the web. Way more information than I wanted to know.) Hey, somebody got to do this kind of stuff, or where would little bulls come from. As far as the job title, I doubt that anyone would want to admit to it. Just promise me that this thread will not become a sticky. Sorry.
BTW: If you are trying to do artifical insemination by shoving your arm up a cows ass, you are missing the point, among other things.
EDIT: Thanks, northcat_8, now I understand. (Wish I didn't)

[northcat_8]

BTW: If you are trying to do artifical insemination by shoving your arm up a cows ass, you are missing the point, among other things.

The arm goes up, you massage the uterine wall and inject the semen with a sringe...I've been there, done it.