courtesy flush

[northcat_8]

Now here I felt it was like a Badge of Honor to bring tears to the eyes of the folks after me

By the way, welcome to the Leigon Indolikaa, I knew it wouldn't be long until you tried it...Now Mrs. Indo looks forward to that time

[indolikaa]

Now here I felt it was like a Badge of Honor to bring tears to the eyes of the folks after me

By the way, welcome to the Leigon Indolikaa, I knew it wouldn't be long until you tried it...Now Mrs. Indo looks forward to that time

This is so wrong. On so many different levels.

[Capmaster]

Attaboy Indo! Our ranks are swelling like a runaway inflatable sheep

[indolikaa]

Attaboy Indo! Our ranks are swelling like a runaway inflatable sheep

I need a wine cooler... :P

[Guest]

Build it. they will come.

[Ripper2860]

Damn -- I know they make a great pair of work shoes -- but aren't you guys going a little overboard !!??

[indolikaa]

Damn -- I know they make a great pair of work shoes -- but aren't you guys going a little overboard !!??

Ya gotta go with the flow, Ripper...

(Bad pun. VERY bad pun. )

[Ripper2860]

Geez!! I saw that one coming and there wasn't a damn thing I could do to stop it !!

So -- does it taste like Chicken ....



... Marsalis ???

Maybe I'll join the club. I keep telling my wife it's just 95% water !!!

[Capmaster]

Damn -- I know they make a great pair of work shoes -- but aren't you guys going a little overboard !!??

Ya gotta go with the flow, Ripper...

(Bad pun. VERY bad pun. )

Ohhhhh ...

[offline]

At campus they had a sign up once about not flushing to save water.
It read.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown let it drown.

[pacmania_2001]

The scourge spreads.

[offline]

The scourge spreads.

Not if you put some paper down first.

[pacmania_2001]

I was referring to the red wing club.

[offline]

I know

[pacmania_2001]

I thought you were one of those slow Aussies that you see on here. Like that other moderator, whats his name, starts with a P.

[offline]

Pac, only sick minds see the three references applicable
to my post about using paper. You're up late !!?

[pacmania_2001]

It's not that late. (1:54 AM)

I'm a bit of a night owl. Just got home from work so I'll be up for another couple of hours before I'll head to bed.

[Doramius]

Let's say we've all eating a healthy portion of SouthWest Meat. It's time to go blow the mountain. When it sprays you spay back up and mess the underside of the seat. Do you:
----
A. Lift the seat to check and clean it?
-
B. Forget about it, pretend it never happened, and let the stench linger?
-
C. Spray it with Glade because you don't want to touch or come near it?
----
Honestly, what would be the courteous part here, and it may lead to an additional flush at the end if you clean it unless you feel like smelling your own fecal matter while cleaning it up.

[Capmaster]

Let's say we've all eating a healthy portion of SouthWest Meat. It's time to go blow the mountain. When it sprays you spay back up and mess the underside of the seat. Do you:
----
A. Lift the seat to check and clean it?
-
B. Forget about it, pretend it never happened, and let the stench linger?
-
C. Spray it with Glade because you don't want to touch or come near it?
----
Honestly, what would be the courteous part here, and it may lead to an additional flush at the end if you clean it unless you feel like smelling your own fecal matter while cleaning it up.

Well, we all like our own brand. At least that's the rule with farts.

The polite thing is to wad up a bunch of toilet paper and give the underside a once-over. Wad it so you don't have to actually come in contact with it - even with paper as a buffer. Let it extend several inches.

Of course too much and you risk the dreaded "foldover". Especially bad when you don't know you did it and you end up sniffing the back of your hand the rest of the evening wondering WTF?

[Doramius]

What about seeping through if it's too runny.

[Capmaster]

What about seeping through if it's too runny.

That's why speed is important. You don't want your mind to wander while you're doing a quick under-seat swabbing. It's basically hit-n-git. Or ...shit-n-git

[Doramius]

Here I Sit
broken hearted.
had to Sh**,
instead I farted.
But last time out
I took a chance,
Let it spout,
and sh** my pants.
----
Old verse, but still poetic. Don't you think?

[Capmaster]

Here i sit
All in bliss
Listening to my
Streaming piss

Now and then
a fart is heard
Mingled with a
falling turd.

____________________

Some come here to shit and stink
Others come to sit and think

I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing
on the walls.

[Doramius]

On the wall in Cobra's bathroom:
"Capmaster was here. - For good time call 555-GOAT or 555-Vinyl"

[Capmaster]

On the wall in Cobra's bathroom:
"Capmaster was here. - For good time call 555-GOAT or 555-Vinyl"

On the wall of Doramius' bathroom:
**** Capmaster - I do myself!

[Doramius]

I haven't myself in a long while. I still can't decide between Lefty or Righty. Sometimes my wife has to get in between the arguement and do the job herself. I like it when Lefty and Righty fight.

[Capmaster]

I haven't myself in a long while. I still can't decide between Lefty or Righty. Sometimes my wife has to get in between the arguement and do the job herself. I like it when Lefty and Righty fight.

I found a member of that elusive 3%

(97% of healthy men spank the frank, and 97% of those deny it)

[Doramius]

And we're back to the Jimmy Dean Sausage Fest. Again, we move onto jiggling the chain discussion. It's like being able to reference everything to Simpson's. "Save me Jebus!" - Homer

[offline]

..and I add tomato sauce like most normal people.
I also refrain from hitting my meals - they have been killed
at least once so why continue the torture.

-edit-

Oh.. I get it.

27% of men piss in the shower. Where do they get these stats from???

[Capmaster]

And we're back to the Jimmy Dean Sausage Fest. Again, we move onto jiggling the chain discussion. It's like being able to reference everything to Simpson's. "Save me Jebus!" - Homer

The only reason I mention it is because it makes me and my fellow members of that 3% even more special

BTW, how do they know it's 97% if 97% of those deny it?

You're right. We should get back to the noble thread topic