Do you think farts are funny?

[zzyzzx]

I think they are hilarious! Agree?

[nightwing7]

uh u have too much time on ur hands

[mikewg]

Yeah they make me laugh.

[Feslmogh]

As long as it done properly...I've uploaded a few good ones...

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fartorama



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[susie]

Farts are funny as long as I am the one sitting on the other person face farting. LOL

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On 2001-10-11 11:55:53, zzyzzx wrote:
I think they are hilarious! Agree?



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[zzyzzx]

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On 2001-10-11 12:47:32, Feslmogh wrote:
As long as it done properly...I've uploaded a few good ones...

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fartorama
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Do you have to join the group in order to download the farts?
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[zeppage2]

Look, listen, and most of all, smell here:

http://www.backwash.com/personality.php?id=5

topic #7: "The French really know how to fart"

[treed68]

Farts are a right of passage for men. How many times have you guys said "hey listen at this one" They also smell so deaf people can "enjoy" them too!!!!!!!!

[Feslmogh]

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On 2001-10-11 12:47:32, Feslmogh wrote:
As long as it done properly...I've uploaded a few good ones...

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fartorama
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Do you have to join the group in order to download the farts?
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Yes, but it's F R E E !

[Feslmogh]

One Time I took some "Breath Assure" for the first time and after a few hours in the bathroom I farted a minty fresh fart! I could never do that again...

[helmut76]

Make sure there are at least 2 friends with you when you fart. That way you can blame it on one of them and no one really knows who did it. Make sure it's a silencer though. Good luck.

[zzyzzx]

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On 2001-10-11 22:46:49, helmut76 wrote:
Make sure there are at least 2 friends with you when you fart. That way you can blame it on one of them and no one really knows who did it. Make sure it's a silencer though. Good luck.
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Or blame the dog.

[jeex]

my favorite one is going up to someone in broad daylight and saying

"hey, the moon is out" & then farting on them. hehe

luckily i'm a quick runner, should i encounter problems

[Feslmogh]

One who smelt it, delt it!
One who deny it, applied it!

[zzyzzx]

[d4n13l]

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One who smelt it, delt it!
One who deny it, applied it!
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Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime.

[Generator]

The only time farts are not funny ..is when you follow through....AARgh ! Not again...Where are my undies ???

[zzyzzx]

[d4n13l]

damn you zzyzzx, that was the image I sent you! God damned lazy freeloading image poacher, claiming my glory, feh....

Get your own images sucka.

[Feslmogh]

[zzyzzx]

FACTS ON FARTS

Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.

What makes farts stink?
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

If you want to see the whole thing look here:
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html