Post Whore(s) from hell...

[daamon]

I was following a thread and clicked on yoda313's profile by mistake. This is what I saw:

1. Nearly 7,500 posts in 7 months!
2. 4,800 of which are in the OT forum!
3. Averaging around (a staggering) 34 posts per day!

You are truly the "King of Post Whores"...

I mean, I know Will Hay had a bad rep, and there are other good contenders. But this has got to be top of the list: 34 posts per day!

[bazooka]

I was following a thread and clicked on yoda313's profile by mistake. This is what I saw:

1. Nearly 7,500 posts in 7 months!
2. 4,800 of which are in the OT forum!
3. Averaging around (a staggering) 34 posts per day!

You are truly the "King of Post Whores"...

I mean, I know Will Hay had a bad rep, and there are other good contenders. But this has got to be top of the list: 34 posts per day!

Nope

I average about 56 posts a day.

7480
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[daamon]

Nope

I average about 56 posts a day.

Where do you find the time - But I notice that only 2,200-odd of yours are in OT.

So maybe yoda313 is just an "OT Post Whore"...?

[bazooka]

Nope

I average about 56 posts a day.

Where do you find the time -

I am on the computer nearly all day long every day.

[daamon]

I am on the computer nearly all day long every day.

Is your real name "Neo"? Can you tell me the colour of the bright round circle in the sky? Did you know that there are other foods besides delivered pizza?

[bazooka]

I am on the computer nearly all day long every day.

Is your real name "Neo"? Can you tell me the colour of the bright round circle in the sky? Did you know that there are other foods besides delivered pizza?

No

Yellow - Day White - Night

Yes

[jackal70058]

Yes, this is an interesting question.

Lot of you are here when I not.

How do you have the time to do, anything else?

[yoda313]

Hello,

You are truly the "King of Post Whores"...

I mean, I know Will Hay had a bad rep

BAD REP???????

I help out in the main forum too you know....

Kevin

[bazooka]

Yes, this is an interesting question.

Lot of you are here when I not.

How do you have the time to do, anything else?

multitasking

[daamon]

I help out in the main forum too you know....

Yeah - 36.25% of the time you're here...

[yoda313]

I help out in the main forum too you know....

Yeah - 36.25% of the time you're here...

Hello,

SO??????

Kevin

[daamon]

Nope

I average about 56 posts a day.

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But your percentages don't add up to anything near 100% - how's that happened?

Is there a secret link (called the "donate" button - ) where you can "buy" post count increases...?

[yoda313]

Nope

I average about 56 posts a day.

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But your percentages don't add up to anything near 100% - how's that happened?

Is there a secret link (called the "donate" button - ) where you can "buy" post count increases...?

Hello,

NOPE! It's called MOD MAGIC They delete threads and put them away some where which throws off the full count....

Kevin

[daamon]

NOPE! It's called MOD MAGIC They delete threads and put them away some where which throws off the full count....

I know, I'm just amazed at where you find the time - I spend too long in front of a monitor at work, let alone doing it at home...

Still, "Post Whores" aside (in OT or otherwise) - If only one person has been helped by your posts then that's the main thing.

In deference to bazooka I've changed the thread title to a plural...

[yoda313]

NOPE! It's called MOD MAGIC They delete threads and put them away some where which throws off the full count....

I know, I'm just amazed at where you find the time - I spend too long in front of a monitor at work, let alone doing it at home...

Still, "Post Whores" (in OT or otherwise... If only one person has been helped by your posts then that's the main thing.

Hello,



I hope I've helped MORE than ONE person!

Kevin

(besides - when I get home I can do WHAT I WANT on the computer and not what somebody else wants me too )

[northcat_8]

There is some speculation that Yoda is actually one of Will Hay's alternate personalities...

...although since Yoda313 is so far away from the "Will Hay sounds like an ******* who needs fist shoved down his throat" that we all know an love...we think that if Yoda is an alternate personality then Yoda would have to be Will Hay's inner child or "more feminine side"

[daamon]

Is Will Hay real himself? Maybe he's one of a number of alternate personalities in someone totally unknown to these forums...

A bit like the poor soul who has a true-life book based on him: "The Minds of Billy Milligan". Well worth a read...

[jimmalenko]

But your percentages don't add up to anything near 100% - how's that happened?

bazooka is the poster formerly known as gitreel.

Baldrick added gitreel's total post count to bazooka, but didn't update the individual forum counts, so if you add up bazooka's posts by forum, I bet you're about 3452 short

That also contributes heavily to averaging 56 per day

[Craig Tucker]

Ah a skewed statistic there then, so bazookas postcount is not really 56 per day, the real value would be to divide his posts by the number of days since the gitreel acount was activated.

[jimmalenko]

Ah a skewed statistic there then, so bazookas postcount is not really 56 per day, the real value would be to divide his posts by the number of days since the gitreel acount was activated.

Spot on, Craig.

[bazooka]

Ah a skewed statistic there then, so bazookas postcount is not really 56 per day, the real value would be to divide his posts by the number of days since the gitreel acount was activated.

Now you went and spoiled my secret.

[Craig Tucker]

Ah a skewed statistic there then, so bazookas postcount is not really 56 per day, the real value would be to divide his posts by the number of days since the gitreel acount was activated.

Now you went and spoiled my secret.

I have a question though, why did you not just ask Baldrick to change your user name rather than registering another account.

[bazooka]

Ok, the new statistic is averaging 20 posts a day, but my post count is higher than Yoda.

[Will Hay]

The day I'm genuinely accused of being yoda is the day I stop coming to this ******* place.
I've only ever been Will Hay, apart from one week I ditched the name to seriously try another username but it was easily recognised so I gave it up.
I can see into your soul Damon, is that huge ******* chip on your shoulder hurting you yet?
Will Hay

[VCDHunter]

The day I'm genuinely accused of being yoda is the day I stop coming to this ******* place.
I've only ever been Will Hay, apart from one week I ditched the name to seriously try another username but it was easily recognised so I gave it up.
I can see into your soul Damon, is that huge ******* chip on your shoulder hurting you yet?
Will Hay

Good to have you ******* back will.

[Hardcoreruss]

The day I'm genuinely accused of being yoda is the day I stop coming to this ******* place.

I thought you had, where have you been you monkey?, dustbins alright?, you need to get involved on the old Skype its a good crack.

[Will Hay]

You can't open your ******* mouth nowadays without some baldrick-suckup issuing a ******* card because they're so ******* weak they see you as a threat.
And please, don't ask me to expand, I'll only get ******* carded for it.
I'm 34 today.
W.

[daamon]

The day I'm genuinely accused of being yoda is the day I stop coming to this ******* place.
I've only ever been Will Hay, apart from one week I ditched the name to seriously try another username but it was easily recognised so I gave it up.
I can see into your soul Damon, is that huge ******* chip on your shoulder hurting you yet?
Will Hay

You can't open your ******* mouth nowadays without some baldrick-suckup issuing a ******* card because they're so ******* weak they see you as a threat.
And please, don't ask me to expand, I'll only get ******* carded for it.
I'm 34 today.
W.

Welcome back!!! You've been missed...

Wasn't it you who got engrossed in the arrival of a "little person"?

P.S. Happy 34th!!! If it's any consolation, I'm 35 in May...

[Hardcoreruss]

Happy birthday, I am 25 next month.

I see where you are coming from, it is good to see you back though, get on Skype its a laugh.

[bazooka]

I agree with you Will.

I have already got two yellows.