Songs/Tunes/Jingles that DRIVE you MAD

[offline]

(From an idea based on a question by ShadowMistress.)

What catchy tune, jingle or song has ever gone around and
around in ya bonce (brain) until you nearly went mad?

Here's two: (ARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!)

- Bony M. "Brown Girl in the Ring"
- The whistling tune to the Bridge on River Kwai

[Faustus]

I get stuff in my head all the time. But I found a catch all to get rid of it.

Listen to the Safety Dance, the bad part is afterwards whatever it was is replaced with the safety dance.

[ViRaL1]

This is a regional thing but...

5-8-8-..2-300

Conquest should know this one.

And for the people out west (CA)

'Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot' (which by the way was never a dog, it was always a horse or some other animal)

If you need a brand new car, go see Cal
If you need a brand new car, go see Cal
Buy a new car for your wife
She will love you all your life
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal

[ViRaL1]

I get stuff in my head all the time. But I found a catch all to get rid of it.

Listen to the Safety Dance, the bad part is afterwards whatever it was is replaced with the safety dance.

Damn you!

Now I have the song stuck in my head and I've got to watch Minnie the Midget and Her Maypole Adventure. The sad part is, I haven't gotten it back from Cap.

[offline]

If you need a brand new car, go see Cal
If you need a brand new car, go see Cal
Buy a new car for your wife
She will love you all your life
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal

Oh No!!! I've seen that. It was playing on a TV in the background in some movie - that car
salesman in a bad suit. Now I'm stuck

..trying the safety dance antidote... pleeease work

[Rookie64]

Most annoying, is that commercial with the WHOO HOO...HOO HOO HOO song.
More than enough to drive ya insane.


Also these -

Buffalo Gals and/or Double Dutch by Malcolm McLaren



Wot by Captain Sensible


He said captain, I said wot...he said captain, I said wot...he said capatin, I said wot you want

[Heywould3]

all i want is bang bang bang.. damn song kills me

[the bomb]

The Fresh Prince of Bel-air Song. It drives me nuts!!

[Shadowmistress]

Safety Dance used to do it to me, untill I heard the remake by "20 dead flower children". That version allows you to scrub your mind clean afterwards.

[Conquest10]

5-8-8-..2-300

EMPIRE!

One you don't hear anymore:
"BY MENNEN!"

[offline]

How about I'm too Sexy for My Shirt

or the classic:

I'm so Horny, I'm so Horny I love you long time

[VCDHunter]

How about I'm too Sexy for My Shirt

or the classic:

I'm so Horny, I'm so Horny I love you long time

Stop it all of you. If I'm stuck with any of these in my head they'll be hell to pay :P

[thecoalman]

"Love Hurts" by Nazareth....there's alocal radio station here that plays it all the time.

[ViRaL1]

Not that I hate it, but Song 2 by BLUR.

[bazooka]

Please don't go by KWS.

They must have not thought of any more words because they say please don't go like a hundred times in that stupid song.

[Capmaster]

I had a Blind Guardian song that was stuck in my head the other day. Not all of it ...just lyrics at the very beginning of the song

Many songs I've written
About the things I saw
My inner soul's a wasteland
I can't run away from here
Try to find them
All the lost thoughts in my mind
I woke up on a hill
So many times before
Yesterday seems like a dream no more
Frozen memories laughing
They don't let me find the truth
Am I born to be a king
Or a jester of the fools

Seems strangely appropriate for the OTPW Prez

I'm much better now

[bazooka]

What is love by Haddaway. It was in the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack. That song got on my nerves.

[ViRaL1]

What is love by Haddaway. It was in the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack. That song got on my nerves.

Doesn't make you nod your head?

[bazooka]

What is love by Haddaway. It was in the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack. That song got on my nerves.

Doesn't make you nod your head?

Yes,

That is why it got on my nerves.

[thecoalman]

Please don't go by KWS.

They must have not thought of any more words because they say please don't go like a hundred times in that stupid song.

Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go

Babe, I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay

If you leave
At least in my lifetime
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Babe, I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'm gonna to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
Down on my knees
Beggin' you please, please, please
Don't go
Don't you hear me baby
Don't you leave me now
Oh no, no don't go
Please don't go
I want you to know
That I, I, I, I love you so
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go

And while trying to find lyrics for Motley Crue "Mery Go Round" I came across this :

[northcat_8]

I don't get songs in my head that drive me nuts
<some may argue it's too late anyway >

I go nuts with commercials -

The Zoom Zoom kid
Jared from Subway - STFU MFer, exercise you lazy ****.
Can you hear me now guy - yea I can hear you now mother ******, I switched to Cingular and now I can get a ******* signal..**** you.
The ******* Enzyte commercial - where dorkweed "Bob" gains confidence, just because he can now **** his wife **** you BOB

[Capmaster]

[bazooka]

Can you say spyware?

[pyrate83]

Well here we get the 1-800 Safe Auto commercials all the time...I hate that jingle but the one that pisses me off even more is the one they are using for the new Vonage commercials and one or two of Chevrolet's commercials. I don't even even want to state how it goes for fear it might get stuck in my head just as Rookie64's posted lyrics did.

[pyrate83]

Come to think of it now, I think Rookie64 and I are talking about the same song with the woo hoo, hoo, hoo etc. Dammit, it's in my head...mp3 time. :P

[Guest]

Meow Mix Jingle

[ViRaL1]

Come to think of it now, I think Rookie64 and I are talking about the same song with the woo hoo, hoo, hoo etc. Dammit, it's in my head...mp3 time. :P

It's by the 5-6-7-8s.

[reboot]

The purple dinosaur (Barney) song.
"I love you, you love me, together we're a famileeee..."
Now I gotta sing the theme from Beverly Hillbillies to get THAT one out of my head!

[bazooka]

The purple dinosaur (Barney) song.
"I love you, you love me, together we're a famileeee..."
Now I gotta sing the theme from Beverly Hillbillies to get THAT one out of my head!

Let's hang Barney from a tree. With a great big punch and a kick from me to you. Won't you say you hate me too?

[Doramius]

Been playing in my mind all day. Safety Dance worked for a few minutes though.

It's Thomas the Tank Engine

Hip hip hip hip hooray

Chugga chugga chug chug, Chuff chuff chuff

He rides along the way

And when you hear that whistle

It can only be one train

Our favorite little engine

Thomas is his name



Chorus:

Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along

All of his friends will be coming along

Thomas, we love you



He's a really useful engine

With a heart that's big and strong

He chugga chugga chuff chuffs, working hard

Helping everyone

Thomas he has lots of friends, and you can be one too

Just clap clap clap and sing along

Thomas we love you



(Chorus)



There's Gordon and Henry

Edward, James and Toby

Annie and Clarabel, and don't forget Percy

Terence and Bertie

Diesel, Duck and Daisy

Lots more friends for you



He's always up to mischief, that cheeky little train

He chugga chugga chuff chuffs everywhere

He's always playing games

The Fat Controller scolds him, but loves him just the same

Our favorite little engine

Thomas is his name



(Chorus repeats twice)



Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you