Are You Single?

[Shadowmistress]

I was just wondering how many of our members are in committed relationships. Answers are based solely on each individual's perception of what that means.






I'm single.

[bazooka]

My wife say's I am happily married.

[tekkieman]

I think an option you missed is just "married". You can be married, but not necessarily "happily", but also not be looking. Erm...or so I've heard...

Married for 13 1/2 years. Happily.

[northcat_8]

My wife say's I am happily married.

mine too.

That's why my new year's resolution was to increase my vices...everybody has to die of something...and marriage is taking way too long...16 years and counting

[Cobra]

Which vice to increase, though? Drinking? Smoking? Teaching?

[Capmaster]

I'm happily married ...ecstatically happily married to a goddess.

[tekkieman]

I'm happily married ...ecstatically happily married to a goddess.

Looking over your shoulder is she?

[Capmaster]

I'm happily married ...ecstatically happily married to a goddess.

Looking over your shoulder is she?

Oh, you have no idea how close she is ....

About as close as she could be ......

[Shadowmistress]

Now cappie, just explain to her that it's an innocent question. I'm sure she'll understand.

[Capmaster]

Now cappie, just explain to her that it's an innocent question. I'm sure she'll understand.

I think she already does

Nice avatar

[northcat_8]

Drinking, high calorie, high cholesterol foods, less sleep and generally increasing unhealthy lifestyle.

I don't smoke, I use smokeless tobacco products. On the drinking, I have stopped drinking so much beer and have moved to drinking more Jack Daniels.

Oddly enough...when I use to drink whiskey it never took much to get me shit faced, however, New Year's Eve, I drank 1/5 of Jack, a few glasses of Crown Royal and about 8 beers...and I wasn't feeling anything sober as a judge, woke up yesterday and had no morning after feelings, not even close to a hangover...NOTHING

That's really starting to piss me off. A few weeks ago I went to a...weekend "function"....I know I drank over a case of beer on that friday and I felt no effects from it. Maybe Dr.Gee can give me some kind of medical reason for this...a "buzz" is getting pretty expensive to come by...and reality sucks to much to deal with on a constant basis

[Capmaster]

Nprthcat ...a threadjacking machine

[Goober57]

Unlike the rest of you guys, I'm able to
answer this by myself!!!

I was happily single a long time ago!!! :P

Ouch.........

Yes dear...yes dear...yes dear...

Hey guys, I gotta go. I forgot that I have
things to do.

Honeydew........ya know what I mean.

(Just a joke!!!! Single and happy....I think.)

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[northcat_8]

It's just what I do Cap

Besides everyone knows that a successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife can spend. And a successful woman is a woman who can find that man.

[Goober57]

I'm single.

You're at the wrong website!

Try these...........

Lavalife
Matchmaker
MatchUSA
AmericanSingles

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[Shadowmistress]

It's not exactly like I'm looking, my heart already belongs to someone.

[SLICK RICK]

My wife say's I am happily married.

Same here.

Cap, this is a long shot, but would Shadowmistress be your wife

[Capmaster]

My wife say's I am happily married.

Same here.

Cap, this is a long shot, but would Shadowmistress be your wife

But Mistress' location says Canada. That would be a long-range relationship. It would leave me with only Dolly to ease the pain .... Wait .....umm .... 8)

[SLICK RICK]

My wife say's I am happily married.

Same here.

Cap, this is a long shot, but would Shadowmistress be your wife

But Mistress' location says Canada. That would be a long-range relationship. It would leave me with only Dolly to ease the pain .... Wait .....umm .... 8)

Come'on Cap, if I wanted to, I could chage my location to Canada. So that is not proof. :P

[Capmaster]

My wife say's I am happily married.

Same here.

Cap, this is a long shot, but would Shadowmistress be your wife

But Mistress' location says Canada. That would be a long-range relationship. It would leave me with only Dolly to ease the pain .... Wait .....umm .... 8)

Come'on Cap, if I wanted to, I could chage my location to Canada. So that is not proof. :P

What gave you the idea that Mistress is Mrs. Capmaster? Is it because we get along so well? Or because we flirt with each other?

Hell, I do that with tgpo

[Goober57]

because we flirt with each other?

Hell, I do that with tgpo

My lunch just came up

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[SLICK RICK]

What gave you the idea that Mistress is Mrs. Capmaster? Is it because we get along so well? Or because we flirt with each other?

Hell, I do that with tgpo

I just get that feeling but like I said, it was a long shot.

[Shadowmistress]

Although Cap's a sexy wildcat, I'm sad to say it isn't so.

[Capmaster]

Although Cap's a sexy wildcat, I'm sad to say it isn't so.

Flattery will get you everywhere ...but ....you've known that for some time now ...

[MrMoody]

You're at the wrong website!

Try these...........

Lavalife
Matchmaker
MatchUSA
AmericanSingles

Actually, she's pretty smart. Those sites all have way too much competition. At a geek site like VideoHelp there are almost no women and she can have her pick.

Recently single again, BTW, by my own choice. Available in the sense of not having any commitments, but not in the sense that I'd take the first useless bimbo that came along.

[Conquest10]

WTF is up with this board? While I'm on here I'm lucky if I see one new post every half hour. I go to sleep only to find tons of new threads with 20+ replies?

I'm single. Not really looking at the moment.

[Shadowmistress]

Recently single again, BTW, by my own choice. Available in the sense of not having any commitments, but not in the sense that I'd take the first useless bimbo that came along.

First you'd have to find the bimbo that would have you before you can reject her.

[stiltman]

slam!

[SLICK RICK]

Recently single again, BTW, by my own choice. Available in the sense of not having any commitments, but not in the sense that I'd take the first useless bimbo that came along.

First you'd have to find the bimbo that would have you before you can reject her.

[MrMoody]

First you'd have to find the bimbo that would
have you before you can reject her.

Cute. Been there, done that, learned my lesson. Fool me once ...