RANT: Wetting the bed.

[Doramius]

Here's another story for you all.

I'm at a sportsgame and have to go to the bathroom badly. I leave my seat and am running down the halls looking desperately for a bathroom. At times the pressure is so bad that tiny squirts come out here and there. I finally make it to a bathroom and start going. Suddenly I realize my waist is warm and wet while I wake up in my girlfriend's bed. I pissed in my girlfriend's bed! Luckily she had gone to school already and I had time to rip off her sheets and throw them in the laundry. However, the mattress pad still had a faint stain on it. After washing it a second time, the stain was barely noticeable. I then made her bed and didn't see her again till later that day. She told me that she didn't want to wake me when she left because she had thought I was sick because either I had sweat real bad in the bed or I got a little happy with myself. I just told her all the blankets just made me a little too comfortable and warm.

[stiltman]

I would go see a doctor.....

There's no reason anyone should wet the bed after being potty trained

[northcat_8]

damn man.....i'm not sure I would share that story...

[stiltman]

I wake up in my girlfriend's bed.

How long ago was this?
You have a girlfriend in one thread and a wife and kid in another

[northcat_8]

last saturday?

[stiltman]

last saturday?

Guess I never thought about him being some cheating bastard

[flaninacupboard]

that's pretty embarassing, maybe you and will should form a support group

I remember pissing myself in a car on the way to my cousins house, in the car on the way to ireland, in a public library, in a german hotel on a school trip, and in a caravan bunk bed. it carried on till i was about twelve, i was always worried it would happen when i had a girl with me but it never did. still get horrible night sweats though - even when i'm just under a single sheet with no nightwear and the window open.

[Doramius]

THis was years ago when I was 19 or 20. I haven't seen that old girlfriend in years. I think she's got 4 or 5 year old twins now. Maybe they're older than that now. It's been a long time.

[flaninacupboard]

so was it alcohol induced, or was it your first time with her in bed, or are you just a 20 year old bedwetter?

[stiltman]

so was it alcohol induced, or was it your first time with her in bed, or are you just a 20 year old bedwetter?

20 year old bedwetter

[Doramius]

There may have been alcohol involved. I don't remember that part, which usually means there may have been alcohol involved. I just remember having the dream and then waking up wet. This happened a long time ago. Wetting the bed of a girlfriend kindda sticks in your mind for quite a while.

[northcat_8]

You need some help my friend....those are not the kind of "wet dreams" the rest of us are talking about :P

[stiltman]

You need some help my friend....those are not the kind of "wet dreams" the rest of us are talking about :P

The laughter brough 3 people to my office

[note to self] close office door when on this site[/note to self]

[Doramius]

My good dreams are when I'm having sex and waking up with my wife riding me. There is nothing like having sex in a dream and waking up to have an orgasim with a woman on top of you.

[flaninacupboard]

hasha, she doesn't bother waking you up?!

sex in the morning is great. my favourite by far.

[Doramius]

I get pissed in the morning when she wakes me up. She likes the morning wood, so I told her she could have a go anytime as long as she didn't wake me up to where I'm grumpy.

[thayne]

I would go see a doctor.....

There's no reason anyone should wet the bed after being potty trained

I wouldn't think so if it's a one time thing, now if it were a common occurrence, yes.

[Doramius]

I would go see a doctor.....

There's no reason anyone should wet the bed after being potty trained

I wouldn't think so if it's a one time thing, now if it were a common occurrence, yes.

Definitely not a common occurance, my wife would be pissed. I have a friend who's had dreams like that once in a while and almost pissed in his own bed before he realized it was a dream and woke up. I usually want to laugh at him when he tells me things like that, but I made the mistake of telling him that story years ago and he'll laugh back at me for it. I'm not ashamed for anything. Embarassed a bit, but once the damage is done, what are you going to do. I'd rather laugh and maybe learn from it. I check the door to make sure it's locked in the morning after last weeks cleaning lady incident.

[stiltman]

I would go see a doctor.....

There's no reason anyone should wet the bed after being potty trained

I wouldn't think so if it's a one time thing, now if it were a common occurrence, yes.

Definitely not a common occurance, my wife would be pissed.

You mean pissed on

[Conquest10]

I have those types of dreams. I never actually piss the bed. Just in the dream. But I wake up having to go real, real bad.

I get pissed in the morning when she wakes me up. She likes the morning wood, so I told her she could have a go anytime as long as she didn't wake me up to where I'm grumpy.

Grumpy?

[Doramius]

She used to wake me up first and ask if she can do it. I told her not to wake me up and just do it. There's nothing like waking up to an orgasim with your wife moaning on you. Your day runs smooth from there on.

[thayne]

Definitely not as bad as shitting yourself when you can't find a toilet quick enough

[Doramius]

You haven't been in some of my other topics, have you?

[northcat_8]

I get pissed in the morning when she wakes me up. She likes the morning wood, so I told her she could have a go anytime as long as she didn't wake me up to where I'm grumpy.

Grumpy??? WTF you have got to be kidding me

I must have missed something in there somewhere...

[Doramius]

I don't like to be woken up. I'm not the happy camper if I'm forced awake. She used to wake me up and start yammering about whatever nonsense before she'd ask to get on me. I told her she can do what she wants as long as she doesn't wake me up to where I am grumpy. I'm not usually grumpy when I wake up to an orgasim. I'm usually quite good for the rest of the day.

[Capmaster]

You haven't been in some of my other topics, have you?

Don't volunteer any information Look what happened to Will Hay after he revealed he once shit the bed. We hardly ever see him around here anymore.

[flaninacupboard]

i'm sure that's just co-incidence

[Capmaster]

i'm sure that's just co-incidence

I know, but it was an opportunity to take a poke at Will

Seriously, I think it's because he's ass-deep in diapers lately. I've PM'ed him wondering where he's been and he says he's gotta try to log in more often.

[Doramius]

If I wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't post it. I get more harassment from people I see in person for stuff that happens to me, than I do here.

[Capmaster]

If I wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't post it. I get more harassment from people I see in person for stuff that happens to me, than I do here.

I've gotta hand it to you, you've got a set. Some of the stuff that you've shared, I don't think I would have put out there. But I guess that's because if some of that had happened to me, I would take it to the grave with me But it all depends on your own comfort level. It's only embarassing if you let it be. If it doesn't bother you, there's no vulnerability in sharing it.

I know I like the stories. I've laughed many times over your exploits and I'm glad that lightning thing hasn't happened yet