Capmaster, traveling to the middle east, becareful

[northcat_8]

Citizens of most Middle Eastern countries are forbidden to eat lamb under certain circumstances covered by Islamic law. The law reads, "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." In Oman, if a man has sex with a camel, a cow, or a ewe, the law says that the animal's milk becomes impure and is no longer suitable for human consumption. Oman law requires that the animal must immediately be killed and then burned! The person who sodomized the beast is required to pay its owner the dead animal's full market value.

In Lebanon, only men are legally allowed to have sex with animals. But the gender of the animal is important--it must always be female. A man having sexual relations with a male animal is considered a mortal sin and brings a death penalty for those who get caught.

Iran actually suggests that sex play by their male population "with wild animals is not recommended, especially with a lioness." What is recommended instead is coitus with domesticated animals such as dogs, cats, donkeys, lambs and, yes, of all things--pigeons!

I saw your response to the sheep offering a few threads back...better becareful out there.

What's sad, is in order for there to be a law against it....there must have been a problem with it

[indolikaa]

Cats?!

What kind of sick bastard tries to **** a cat?

[glockjs]

one with a really really small penis indo


wow, thats amazing...they actually have laws that say its kinda ok to be a sheep ******. now we all know where cap is really located.

[DiablosuX102]

omg, thats the sickest thing in the world !!! how could anyone allow this? also isn't there like a million deseases from stuff like this?

josh

[flaninacupboard]

yes, population control! if you were a woman, would you shag a man who you knew shagged animals?

[teegee420]

I find it hilarious that homosexual beastiality is an offense punishable by death. It's ok to **** a sheep but it damned well better be a female. It's nice to know they at least have a sense of morality. Yeah, right.

[offline]

Don't forget as relgious states, their particular islamic law is
enshrined in common law no matter how ancient. If the ancient
form of the christain religion was likewise enshrined in our countries we would have our own "interesting" laws - believe me.

[northcat_8]

Cats?!

What kind of sick bastard tries to **** a cat?

You know Indo...

If a cat is in heat and MEOWing around like they do, vets say that simulating sex for them with a Q-Tip will cure it

I could never get the tape holding the Q-Tip to my stomach to hold up though, so I don't know if it actually works

[Capmaster]

Never mind the cat, how do you **** a pigeon

I mean, you'd have to be seriously pencil-dicked to satisfy a cat, but a pigeon???

Maybe in the middle east they grow peckers smaller than what we westerners are accustomed to Shit, get out the tweezers to jerk me off dear. Maybe that's why they're so mad at us .....compared to them we're hung like there's no tomorrow.

The middle east has some strange combinations of Sharia (Islamic law) and the Napoleonic code. Don't even think of bringing cocaine into the country ...it's the death penalty. On the other hand, it's OK to dust your wife if you feel she's dishonored the family.