Capmaster's not my first user name here

[northcat_8]

Let's just have everyone meet here in vegas. They have plenty of places to hold any type of convention. And afterwards we can head over to LEGAL brothels and dip our sticks for a little fun. After that we can go to some of the topless or nude bars and have a few drinks. After that, we take a trip down to Mexico and dip our stick in a few roadside ho's. Then find a bordello south of the border and dip our sticks again with $2 ho's. Then we all come back drunk on mexican liquor. What fine weekend to have.

No need to take a trip to Mexico...I will be coming by way of Mexico. I'll bring the Tequilla...do you think Customs will say anything about me bringing back 8 cases?

And hey, if you guys pick up the roadside ho's before I get there...make sure you look for the 5 o'clock shadow...tekkie looks pretty convincing in his maid outfit and my trick the drunken eye

[northcat_8]

Alright you inflatable sheep fuckin, goat tit suckin, midget clown porn collectin, class presidentin MFer. I get it......nutcases....hateful bastards....if you're talking about me then just come out and say it

Alright northcat, you cockknocker. I'm getting tired of those unsigned anonymous photos you mailed me showing a close-up you red-winging, with the little note "Your wife tastes fantastic. Next up is Dolly"

If you would look a little closer at the pictures there Mr. Magoo...you would see that I have clearly signed "Northcat" on her inner thigh using my tounge and some left over crimson delight

.... ... .... ..... ok, I'm alright now

I did notice that writing ... And since when does that gross you out?

Oh not grossed out over that....guzzled the last beer a little too fast and thought my body was about to reject it but we got it settled down now...turns out I just needed to stack another beer in there on top of it

[tekkieman]

Let's just have everyone meet here in vegas. They have plenty of places to hold any type of convention. And afterwards we can head over to LEGAL brothels and dip our sticks for a little fun. After that we can go to some of the topless or nude bars and have a few drinks. After that, we take a trip down to Mexico and dip our stick in a few roadside ho's. Then find a bordello south of the border and dip our sticks again with $2 ho's. Then we all come back drunk on mexican liquor. What fine weekend to have.

No need to take a trip to Mexico...I will be coming by way of Mexico. I'll bring the Tequilla...do you think Customs will say anything about me bringing back 8 cases?

And hey, if you guys pick up the roadside ho's before I get there...make sure you look for the 5 o'clock shadow...tekkie looks pretty convincing in his maid outfit and my trick the drunken eye

Not to worry, I shaved this morning!

[Guest]

I hope if I ever meet up with someone from the OT,its to drink some beers at the titty bar

Got plenty of those here in Vegas. We have better places for drinking, too.

Well shit D,Imaa be out there the weekend of 9/12. Let me know if u want to throw some back. Dont like the clubs out there though. Many of my friends have gotten jacked. Get a $20 lap dance,give the girl a $100 and she never brings back the change. When confronted, she tells the management he only gave her a 20. And the will you buy me a drink ploy.
$60-$100 coke. Let me know. Were staying at THE HOTEl.

I'll have to check on it. My wife's got friends coming in and we're going to see "Tournament of Kings" for like the umpteenth time. Good show though. They also upped the ticket price $10 to like $50 a ticket, but still well worth it.

Yeah, well check with the wife. We'll be there from Thur thru Mon. I hope you can sneek off to hoist a few

[Doramius]

Well shit D,Imaa be out there the weekend of 9/12. Let me know if u want to throw some back. Dont like the clubs out there though. Many of my friends have gotten jacked. Get a $20 lap dance,give the girl a $100 and she never brings back the change. When confronted, she tells the management he only gave her a 20. And the will you buy me a drink ploy.
$60-$100 coke. Let me know. Were staying at THE HOTEl.

I'll have to check on it. My wife's got friends coming in and we're going to see "Tournament of Kings" for like the umpteenth time. Good show though. They also upped the ticket price $10 to like $50 a ticket, but still well worth it.[/quote]

Yeah, well check with the wife. We'll be there from Thur thru Mon. I hope you can sneek off to hoist a few

I'd probably just be chugging Sprite/Cranberry Juice. When company comes in to town, I'm on a strictly 'no alcohol' diet unless I'm sick and need Nyquil. But that doesn't keep me from watching naked women and possibly a lap dance on the side.

[Guest]

They must be coming in from Utah.Thas ok, I'll hook u up to some IVs

[Doramius]

They must be coming in from Utah.Thas ok, I'll hook u up to some IVs

They're coming out of CA. I don't hold liquor very well and I'd probably get tanked on 2 shots of Nyquil at that. The fact that I'm 6'5" and only 175lbs might account for part of it. I get into quite a bit of trouble drunk. I'm not a big drinker either. Before I was married, I would order a beer at a dance club. After about 3 or 4 hours, I'd still be on the same beer with it only 1/4 or 1/3 gone. But keep an eye on me with Sprite, I'll probably drink 8-10 and still haven't broken the seal.

[Guest]

You sound like a cheap date

[Doramius]

That's what my wife said. Why do you think she's with me? I spend very little unless there is something I really want. Then I save for it, buy it and then don't buy anything for like 6-8 months. If someone has to cover for me, they're out $2 bucks normally. I had a friend cover for me using the loose change in his car seats.

[offline]

Cap,

Just to let you know. After I told you about that link problem I never looked at your personal info. BTW I think you have a fine first name.
Think of all those who have names like Joe, Fred, Kev, Mike etc.
Better to have a unique name like yours Ebenezer.

[Grimey]

Ebenezer.

[Ripper2860]

It's been six months now and I presume it's OK to mention.

I used to have another user name here until February. In fact, I had been lurking here for ages before I ever registered, starting around July 2002 when I first got into the hobby. I still remember Silky31. You know him as Will Hay, our treasurer

Well, last Feb. I was merrily posting along, working on my post whoring, but actually spending a lot of time in the non-OT forums too. I was completely open about my first name, and I even linked my home page in my profile, which contains a lot of personal information, like where I work, about where I live in the city, background information, etc. I was naive and thought we were all friends here. I was quickly proven wrong.

Apparently my humor offended someone here who lives in my city...

Hey, that was ME!!! I was banned, setup a new forum identity and relocated to Texas. So you're that prick!? I thought I ran your sorry ass off!

Well -- Now that I've gotten to know you and see you are not such a bad guy, I'm willing to let by-gones be by-gones. Sorry about all the threats and shit. If it is any consolation, they were all idle threats. I'm just a big pussy and would never actually do any of that. Besides I'm on medication for that kind of crap, now. I LOVE YOU MAN !!!

Just Kidding !!

Sounds pretty friggin scary. I'm glad that all turned out OK !!

[Capmaster]

Cap,

Just to let you know. After I told you about that link problem I never looked at your personal info. BTW I think you have a fine first name.
Think of all those who have names like Joe, Fred, Kev, Mike etc.
Better to have a unique name like yours Ebenezer.

You can imagine the teasing I got in elementary school with a handle like that: "Ebenezer, couldn't please 'er, cause his ass looks like a freezer"

It's been six months now and I presume it's OK to mention.

I used to have another user name here until February. In fact, I had been lurking here for ages before I ever registered, starting around July 2002 when I first got into the hobby. I still remember Silky31. You know him as Will Hay, our treasurer

Well, last Feb. I was merrily posting along, working on my post whoring, but actually spending a lot of time in the non-OT forums too. I was completely open about my first name, and I even linked my home page in my profile, which contains a lot of personal information, like where I work, about where I live in the city, background information, etc. I was naive and thought we were all friends here. I was quickly proven wrong.

Apparently my humor offended someone here who lives in my city...

Hey, that was ME!!! I was banned, setup a new forum identity and relocated to Texas. So you're that prick!? I thought I ran your sorry ass off!

Well -- Now that I've gotten to know you and see you are not such a bad guy, I'm willing to let by-gones be by-gones. Sorry about all the threats and shit. If it is any consolation, they were all idle threats. I'm just a big pussy and would never actually do any of that. Besides I'm on medication for that kind of crap, now. I LOVE YOU MAN !!!

Just Kidding !!

Sounds pretty friggin scary. I'm glad that all turned out OK !!

Now everyone knows who made that call. And since you're the one who ended up leaving the state, it sounds like it backfired to me j/k I know you're not the phone nut because you can put more than three words together and have them make sense

[Doramius]

It's okay Capmaster, you're not the only person who gets stalked here.

I have quite a list, though most are noobs. I secretly PM some to Northcat just so he's got something to do on those few occasions when he's bored.

[Capmaster]

It's okay Capmaster, you're not the only person who gets stalked here.

I have quite a list, though most are noobs. I secretly PM some to Northcat just so he's got something to do on those few occasions when he's bored.

I hope you don't get called at work by one of them

[indolikaa]

It's okay Capmaster, you're not the only person who gets stalked here.

I have quite a list, though most are noobs. I secretly PM some to Northcat just so he's got something to do on those few occasions when he's bored.

I hope you don't get called at work by one of them

Amen. I thought e-mail was bad enough. But getting a phone call? That would probably unhinge me...

[Doramius]

It's okay Capmaster, you're not the only person who gets stalked here.

I have quite a list, though most are noobs. I secretly PM some to Northcat just so he's got something to do on those few occasions when he's bored.

I hope you don't get called at work by one of them

It's me and Northcat who are stalking them. If someone was stalking me, I'd love for them to call into my work. The numbers are all caller ID'd and are recorded.

[northcat_8]

hell yea, I'm in, let's do it.

Northcat is absent of patience and tact today, day started fucked up and has continued that way. Ever have those days when you are in top gear in the ******* mentality mode? That's where I am today.

[tekkieman]

hell yea, I'm in, let's do it.

Northcat is absent of patience and tact today, day started fucked up and has continued that way. Ever have those days when you are in top gear in the ******* mentality mode? That's where I am today.

Then please ignore my PM, I sent it before I read this!

I'll ask again another time.....

[flaninacupboard]

Jeez, that's a pretty sucky story. had you built up a repoire under your old username? are you featured in your own "where are they now?" memberlist??

[Capmaster]

Jeez, that's a pretty sucky story. had you built up a repoire under your old username? are you featured in your own "where are they now?" memberlist??

I had about 300 posts or so. I had lurked for quite a while before registering so I got to know people's styles (or lack thereof ).

No, I'm not on the where are they now list because here I am now!

[Guest]

what was your old user name?

[tekkieman]

I know! I know!

[Capmaster]

You'll have to guess ...and I'm not promising I'll reveal it yet

You have a guess tekkie?

[Guest]

"sheepfucker"?Are u still nervous about the problem guy? I am sure he would know your new identity by now.

[tekkieman]

You'll have to guess ...and I'm not promising I'll reveal it yet

You have a guess tekkie?

No, I have a friend who made me promise not to tell, as they were made to promise not to....oops!

[Capmaster]

"sheepfucker"?Are u still nervous about the problem guy? I am sure he would know your new identity by now.

I've never been very good at hiding stuff - especially when it's my own stuff.

OK. A correct guess will get an admission from me. I think enough time has passed by now

[flaninacupboard]

"sheepfucker"?Are u still nervous about the problem guy? I am sure he would know your new identity by now.

I've never been very good at hiding stuff - especially when it's my own stuff.

OK. A correct guess will get an admission from me. I think enough time has passed by now

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