Taser used on 9 year old girl

[Capmaster]

"This means that in USA the citizens have guns and the police officers don't ?"

Other way around for the UK.

With what they feed kids these days, a 9 year old could weigh more than 200lbs.

I can't find who said the cops here don't have guns but that's just wrong. They all have guns here.

[flaninacupboard]

yeah, that three year old girl died the other week because she was 6 stone!

that's 84 pounds for you americans, or 38kilos for anyone else

[northcat_8]

"This means that in USA the citizens have guns and the police officers don't ?"

Other way around for the UK.

With what they feed kids these days, a 9 year old could weigh more than 200lbs.

All police officers in the US have guns. Usually a .40 cal or 9mm. Citizens have guns too...usually bigger than the police carry.

We are just a country full of gun toting, beer drinking, woman chasing bunch of rednecks. Except for Indo he's a wine cooler drinker (the only one in the country...no bullshit) and Capmaster - he's a vinyl goat ****** but other than those 2...

[Capmaster]

"This means that in USA the citizens have guns and the police officers don't ?"

Other way around for the UK.

With what they feed kids these days, a 9 year old could weigh more than 200lbs.

All police officers in the US have guns. Usually a .40 cal or 9mm. Citizens have guns too...usually bigger than the police carry.

We are just a country full of gun toting, beer drinking, woman chasing bunch of rednecks. Except for Indo he's a wine cooler drinker (the only one in the country...no bullshit) and Capmaster - he's a vinyl goat ****** but other than those 2...

Correction: I'm a gun-totin', beer-drinking, women-chasing vinyl-goat-******

[indolikaa]

"This means that in USA the citizens have guns and the police officers don't ?"

Other way around for the UK.

With what they feed kids these days, a 9 year old could weigh more than 200lbs.

All police officers in the US have guns. Usually a .40 cal or 9mm. Citizens have guns too...usually bigger than the police carry.

We are just a country full of gun toting, beer drinking, woman chasing bunch of rednecks. Except for Indo he's a wine cooler drinker (the only one in the country...no bullshit) and Capmaster - he's a vinyl goat ****** but other than those 2...

Please allow me to clarify a few things!

Indolikaa is a

* firearms-totin'
* Zima-drinkin'
* Vodka-drinkin'
* Wine-cooler-sippin'
* DVD-rippin'
* VCD-burnin'
* White-trash-livin'

REDNECK!

[northcat_8]

My bad Cap and Indo....too many beers before skool today :P

(I'm kidding, I drink during skool )

[Capmaster]

My bad Cap and Indo....too many beers before skool today :P

(I'm kidding, I drink during skool )

A sessy bish member of the facal ....fikel ......fakultee ....yesshhh he ishhh

[Doramius]

I'm a:

Gas Rippin'
couch S**tin'
Gun totin'
Post whorin'
Wife Humpin'

Happy American!

I don't drink too much or I become: constant pissin'

[Capmaster]

I'm a:

Gas Rippin'
couch S**tin'
Gun totin'
Post whorin'
Wife Humpin'

Happy American!

I don't drink too much or I become: constant pissin'

That covers just about all the simple pleasures. You can start the day out with a little post whoring, break wind, knock back a few burritos for lunch, go shit your friend's couch, break wind, go cap off a few rounds, break wind again, and return home to the little missus. Like the beer commercial, "life dunt get any bittir'n at"

[Doramius]

Remember, All last week I was feelin' quite gassy. I just didn't have an emoticon to describe it. I think a laughing smiley farting at another smiley that becomes sick would be an excellent emoticon. Does anybody here have the program to make that? I'd use it all the time. Maybe add it to my signature.

No Capmaster, I don't need a smiley that leaves a brown streak on a couch.

[Capmaster]

Remember, All last week I was feelin' quite gassy. I just didn't have an emoticon to describe it. I think a laughing smiley farting at another smiley that becomes sick would be an excellent emoticon. Does anybody here have the program to make that? I'd use it all the time. Maybe add it to my signature.

No Capmaster, I don't need a smiley that leaves a brown streak on a couch.

Well Doramius, it was bold to reveal that here, but only if it embarassed you. If you can laugh about it, no problem. Will Hay got a little annoyed at the number of times his unfortunate shitting the bed incident came up, but he put it out there for all.

Your story cracked me up, probably because I've come close on several occasions to doing just what you did, but stopping at the last second. Living in the southwest also allows me to eat mexican food quite often and that has a way of ...loosening things up, and it especially makes that after-lunch fart dangerous, especially when it has a few beers as a propellant

Lemme see if I can edit a smiley for you. Back in a few

[Capmaster]

Found the perfect one for you and I didn't need to edit anything

[Doramius]

Thanks. Come to think of it, It would be nice to have one that makes a brown streak while scotting it's butt on the ground or wall. Kind of like the thread where someone was talking about their dog dragging it's A** on the carpet?!

[Capmaster]

Thanks. Come to think of it, It would be nice to have one that makes a brown streak while scotting it's butt on the ground or wall. Kind of like the thread where someone was talking about their dog dragging it's A** on the carpet?!

That was me, and that might be a bit more difficult. Let me see what I can find. I might like to use that one in my sig

[Doramius]

I thought it was you, but I couldn't remember the thread. Too many to look through. The woes of being a post whore.

[lordsmurf]

Indolikaa is a


* Zima-drinkin'
* Wine-cooler-sippin'

REDNECK!

Those words just DON'T go together. In college, we'd have called you a "squatter" (as in "squats while you pees") for admitting ZIMA and wine coolers. :P

Shh ... it's good stuff though ...
We're just not allowed to admit it, some damned woman rule.