A women finally lifts up the sheets and shines a flashlight after 25 years of having sex with her husband to find he was using a large cucumber to please her. She screams at him calling him a fake and a liar in bed. The man retorts, "We have 4 children. Now who's the liar?"
I laughed a bit at it, but nothing big. Anybody else got a good one?
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Guatamalan women are so ugly, Miss Guatamala 2004 wasn't even a post-operative Bulgarian.
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Oh I got another one.
What do you call a post-whore that sinks so low, that prostitutes himself to such an extent, and that has an ABOVE 80% off-topic stat.
You'd call him a "DORAMIUS", the little post-whore that could!
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It's the little Post Whore that would.Originally Posted by 888888

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