Clown sex

[indolikaa]

and i suppose when she brings boyfriends home you shake their hands, pat them on the back and say "well done"

Actually I say "Good ******* Luck" She's fierce, relations with her require a high degree of pain tolerence, athleticism, strength and power. You better have some Gatorade on hand to maintain your hydration and if you are half stepping and not giving her what she wants, she will literally beat the **** out of you and send you home with that just got fucked by a rabid pack of angry gorillas. She's wrecked me up before, kind of difficult to explain why you are walking around with your stuff in a sling, as you limp around on crutches because your pelvis was dislocated.

You wouldn't think that a 5'8" 125 lb woman could work a 6'3" 230 lb man (in good shape) over like that but it happened ....I'm afraid of her

Pussy.

[flaninacupboard]

that sounds like a challenge!

i know what you mean though, i had one partner who was so demanding she wouldn't let me stop until i was bleeding......... Ouch.

[indolikaa]

that sounds like a challenge!

Dude, my wife's not the abusive type. She just has stamina that would make a marathon runner proud. And I DON'T; too many ******* cheeseburgers each week!

[northcat_8]

Actually that's how the whole Red Wing thing got started....she grabbed me by the back of the head and said "you are eating this mother ******!" At first I resisted, but after 30 lashes with the bullwhip and the rubbing alcohol she rubbed into the lacerations, which she covered up by pouring candle wax over them...I reluctantly agreed.

Don't get me wrong I love my wife, but who the **** knew there were so many sexual acts that requires a live chicken?? (other than capmaster)

[indolikaa]

Actually that's how the whole Red Wing thing got started....she grabbed me by the back of the head and said "you are eating this mother ******!" At first I resisted, but after 30 lashes with the bullwhip and the rubbing alcohol she rubbed into the lacerations, which she covered up by pouring candle wax over them...I reluctantly agreed.

Don't get me wrong I love my wife, but who the **** knew there were so many sexual acts that requires a live chicken?? (other than capmaster)

Oh my Lord...

[Capmaster]

Actually that's how the whole Red Wing thing got started....she grabbed me by the back of the head and said "you are eating this mother ******!" At first I resisted, but after 30 lashes with the bullwhip and the rubbing alcohol she rubbed into the lacerations, which she covered up by pouring candle wax over them...I reluctantly agreed.

Don't get me wrong I love my wife, but who the **** knew there were so many sexual acts that requires a live chicken?? (other than capmaster)

The Northcat household has ....hmm ....unmrr.....issues. Yeah, that's it

[indolikaa]

We don't have live chickens 'round here...

Or sheep.

[Capmaster]

We don't have live chickens 'round here...

Or sheep.

Indo's "used 'em up"

[indolikaa]

I DID NOT!


It was them Show Low people down south. Them's queer.