Yeah, but only 8% said "beer"Originally Posted by BSR
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Definitely the COMPUTER then I could look at WOMEN (porn), order some FOOD (pizza) and WATER, learn how to build SHELTER and make BEER, order some TOOLS (EBay), chat (ICQ) with OTHER PEOPLE, download DOOM III (demo), download TOM HANKS movie trailers, and vote TGPO off. See all things are possible with a computer.
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Originally Posted by Capmaster
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
Originally Posted by VCDHunter
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Originally Posted by tgpo
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But the second you try to carve a hole in Wilson, He's gone. No more volleyball against your self. No more Kickball against the trees. No more tether ball against the people of the rescue raft that you told to go away because you were in the middle of a tether ball match.
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Originally Posted by tgpo
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Please, help a non-english speaking guy;
What does "stranded" mean ?
And what does this ******* TGPO word mean ???
Zetti -
Originally Posted by FOO
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Originally Posted by tgpo
So I'd go for Beeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr - where theres beer theres food (pickled eggs/ounions, nuts ....) toilets, better looking females (normaly), shelter, other people....
In fact I might just stay Stranded
as for water, round here the beer gets watered down anyway.
Should have had 'cashpoint' (ATM machine to you across the pond) in the list. -
My first act after looking over the area would be to find a large sturdy piece of wood that could serve as a walking staff and which would double as a possible self defence weapon.
Shelter, water and also self defence weapons doubling as hunting / fishing tools would be highest on my list depending on the surroundings, my physical condition, the perceived risks to my life, time of day, climate etc.. I can do without food a lot longer so it's less urgent but trying to make fire would probably be among the next items on my list expecially if my choices of food included grubs and such. Fire is also valuable against bugs or cold weather, is a deterrent for any wild animals and generally is comforting when you are alone at night.
I may need shelter immediately if it's cold, too hot or late day and by conserving my energy could probably last 3 or 4 days without water in a moderate climate and before feeling too parched and weakened but in desert conditions I would probably feel a greater sense of urgency about liquid and make water #1. -
I'm in the middle of nowhere? I must be in the same location of Duke Nukem FOrever then, I'd look for it.
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At my age, if I was stranded with her, I'd look for Viagra.
"Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!" Jack Handey -
Are you really a senior citizen then?
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Born 17 may 1939 65 tomorrow........send a card.
"Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!" Jack Handey -
Women! More specifically, boobs! This was spot on..
Originally Posted by tweedledee
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