warning to anyone who fixes computers for a living

[bigmicka]

Hey Everyone,

Just passing on a incident that happened to me last night.

i work as a computer professional, but occasionally will do private work for cash, mainly on recomendations from friends.

last night i received a call from a friend who had recommended me to someone else, the person had problems with their computer freezing.

i give the guy a call and arrange to go over.

turn up and ring the doorbell and he shows me to the office. he has a corner desk setup with a full tower underneath the desk to a monitor on top. i noticed he had a half dozen chat windows up and with his cable connection i could tell he was a net freak.

he has a flashlight on a bookshelf next to the desk which i grab, i get to my knees and start to make my way under the desk.

i look at the side of the case facing me and there are large cum stains streaked along the side of the computer.(yes that kind of stain)

i jumped up from under the desk and abused him for being the filthiest human i have ever seen and told him there was no way i would fix his computer ever even if he cleaned it up. called him everything i could think of, before i walked out in disgust.

this is just a warning to all, that computers with large amounts of users harbour the most amount of germs. especially keyboards and parts with obvious stains.

so look before you touch.

mic

[Baldrick]

[maestro5050]

Ok that was just plain nasty.

[VideoTechMan]

Ugh. That is SOO darn gross. Pretty much shows what guys like him do on the computer all the time...probably cant get a girlfriend no doubt. You did the right thing walking out and not doing a thing....hell I wouldnt touch it with a 5 foot pole if i saw something like that. Nasty ppl like that are a complete waste of oxygen.

VTM

[tgpo]

Buy him some:

[indolikaa]

If I was in mic's shoes, I'd need therapy after that incident. Lots of therapy.

100% Gross.

[Will Hay]

What a delightful story
W.

[lordsmurf]

I think calling him names was worse than him jerking off.

[Hatz]

Now before you jumped the gun you could have atleast tasted it to make double sure it was what you thought. That would have been the adult thing to do. Don't jump to conclusions before you are 100% sure.

Now don't go asking me what it should taste like for I have no idea, but I do hear that it tastes salty. Atleast that is what she said......hahahahah :P

Anyways, that is pretty disgusting. I honestly think I would have maybe punched the dude. Atleast kick him in the nuts so he doesn't think about looking up porn or jerking off near his computer for a long while.

Filthy human beings.

Hatz

[jeex]

jebus.. what kind of weirdo cums on their own computer? i could see doing it to a friends keyboard if they pissed you off, or for a really great practical joke.. but your own computer? thats insanity.

[mysticgohan17]

that's gross. you can call your pc your wife a few times and not mean anything by it but cum on!


(rofl, cum on )

[SLICK RICK]

Thats disguisting!!



SLICK RICK

[Roundabout]

I'm not trying to second-guess you, but did he admit that was what you thought it was? Could've been a vanilla shake he spilled (you know how computer addicts eat Cheetos and drink at their PC all the time). :P

I think I'd at least asked him if that's what it was first, then if he admitted it, I'd make a quick exit from the premises. If he had a reasonable explanation for it (like I mentioned above) then I'd tell him it'd probably be a good idea for him to clean it before I'd work on it.

Reminds me of when I used to work at a large Co. that repaired consumer electronics in East L.A. (not Sony, that was later) - 90% of the units that came in for repair were chock full of cockroaches. I'd open it up and they'd run all over my repair bench and I had to keep a can of Raid to kill all of them. After a while, I just assumed that anything that came in from a certain group (draw your own conclusions here, I'm not saying who) would have roaches in it. We had an exterminator come in every week spraying, but it didn't help because so many units had them, and more coming and going all the time. My boss eventually said that if they were really bad, we didn't have to work on them, on the grounds they were a health hazard. We'd just put the unit into a large plastic bag and give it back to the customer. They always had a horrible, indescribable smell and I could recognize it right away before I opened it up, and would just bag it and return it unrepaired. Sometimes I'd even see them running around the area where the dial pointer moved (this was the 70's, stereo's still had dial pointers) and when you moved the pointer, the roaches would run around (kind of like the "ant farm" idea, but with roaches ).

I saw my share of disgusting units over the years, so I sympathize. I know exactly what you're talking about. Kinda makes it hard to eat lunch after seeing something like that.

[BJ_M]

Roach Radio

[Roundabout]

BJ_M,

Gross!!!!
UGH, flashback to the 70's...bad memories!
Thanks a lot!

[bottle-necked]

[ChrisX]

This is just a warning to all, that computers with large amounts of users harbour the most amount of germs. especially keyboards and parts with obvious stains. So look before you touch. mic

This is why I don't go to an Internet Cafe or to use a public computer and you never know, might catch something and be infected of some disease.

Unfortunately, some got dirty hands and who knows where those fingers been and use the mouse and keyboard. Germs are there and serious illness and even death can occur.

Bacterial disease is one and this can infect anywhere in the body, can be the ear, the mouth, the stomach and this as a very serious hygiene problem.

Clean your mouse, the keyboard and anywhere on the computer with a disinfectant. Yes, it does get very dirty with having so much dust as well.

The monitor screen needs to cleaned too, fingermarks on them.

[Sparkplus]

Have you considered where money has been before reaching our hands?

[devinemi83]

And so started the new viral outbreak on the net. MS.HERPES.ITCH LOL



Seriously that is gross, all guys have done it but you know clean yo shit up!

[ChrisX]

Have you considered where money has been before reaching our hands?

Dirty fingers on money too. The Dollar note could be found in a filthy place such as the restroom, on the sidewalk, on the street and can be anywhere?

Who knows where and who handled the money before you?

How do you clean the Dollar note? Wet it, soap it with water and peg on the clothes line?

[pacmania_2001]

Thats the good thing about plastic notes, just rinse it off and all is good again.

[gmatov]

I was gonna post and say you're fulla crap, and anyone who believed you was just as fulla crap, then figured, why the hell should I?

Evidently, you're all so macho you think you should be shootin 6 feet, and someone says some "scum bag " shot over his machine to his cables would put you down if you didn't admit you "shot 6 feet also"

You're all fulla beans. Or, as I like to say, fulla shit like a Christmas goose.

Cheers,

George

[mysticgohan17]

I was gonna post and say you're fulla crap, and anyone who believed you was just as fulla crap, then figured, why the hell should I?

Evidently, you're all so macho you think you should be shootin 6 feet, and someone says some "scum bag " shot over his machine to his cables would put you down if you didn't admit you "shot 6 feet also"

You're all fulla beans. Or, as I like to say, fulla shit like a Christmas goose.

Cheers,

George

so its safe to assume it is your computer bigmicka is talking about?

[defense]

gmatov...you need to take your Metamucil....did you forget? Someone needs to kick ths shit out of your old ass...or at the least..Bobby Brown, back hand Pimp slap your ass. Now that i'm thinkin' about it...beating your ass might be too harsh since you're ancient..but i'm sure you'd put up a good fight for a couple of seconds. I doubt you've got long to live anyway..so just knockin' a few wringles off your forehead would work out nicely.

You are one miserable chump. By the way..where's those EMAILS from all your "SOURCES" that were gonna prove anything I said on RITEK was wrong Go ahead and post them...give me another good laugh you sad shit.

You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning.
/ Moderator Baldrick

[defense]

ahh..it just hit me...the reason George BURNS is so miserable on this post is because not only can he NOT shoot 6 FEET..he can't even get his dusty dick hard! yea....that's it...shit...i'm a little slow today....Viagra doesn't work for everyone...Dusty, Cob Webbed George Burns Dick is pissed because he can't even get his beanie weanie hard, let alone cum 6 inches....forgive the miserable, Metamucil filled, on life support Georgey.

[Will Hay]

I suppose there goes another thread.
Long live Nero.
Will