Great movie lines

[glockjs]

"fly fatass fly!!"

Mallrats. Jay speaking to Silent Bob who was dressed as Batmat and trying to knock the pin out of the top of the stage.

"He likes to **** girls in a very uncomfortable place"
"What, like in the back of a Volkswagon?"

mad fat chick killa

[jimmalenko]

It's gotta be Me, Myself & Irene for some of the best one-liners IMO:

Charlie Baileygates: Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven.

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Chris Rock: Toss my salad, fool what's that? Well having your salad tossed means having your ******* eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.

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Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?

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Shonte Jr.: Okay so I add up the atomic masses of the proton and neutron, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddam electron? Can I bring it over here?
Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his ************* grave if he heard that stupid shit.
Shonte Jr.: Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deutron!
Jamaal: Shit, that's simple. Tell me this-what's a deutron made of?
Shonte Jr.: A proton and a neutron.
Jamaal: Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doing over here? Get it the **** outta here!

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Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
Jamaal: No what's that in inches?
Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the **** you gettin' at?
Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass.
Jamaal: No, it can be done.
Lee Harvey: I'll take that bet.

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Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?

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Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.
Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber alright, just as soon as I free "Willy."

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Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

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Local Man: Hey big guy, did you hear the news? My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical.
Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the **** after all.

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Jamaal: Our daddy didn't kill no cop and he sure as shit didn't kidnap no skinny-ass bitch!

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Hank Evans: I noticed you conveniently left out your eating disorder.
Irene P. Waters: I don't have and eating disorder.
Hank Evans: Whatever you say, slim.

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Hank Evans: What are you staring at ******? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. There's gonna be an earthquake and you're dancing on the fault line.

[yoda313]

Hello,

007 - Tomorrow Never Dies:

General - Sometimes M I just don't think you have the balls for this job

M - Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't always have to think with them.

Kevin

[pyrate83]

"Welcom to Earth."

It was on tonight so I wanted to put it up.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Welcom to Earth

I believe Will Smiths line in INDEPENDENCE DAY was:

WELCOME TO EARTH

Kevin

(j/k )

[pyrate83]

Boy OT is dead tonight. I actually saw tumbleweed roll across my screen. :P

[yoda313]

Boy OT is dead tonight. I actually saw tumbleweed roll across my screen. :P

Hello,



You need to move your mouse back and forth - I think your SCREEN SAVER kicked on

Kevin

[pyrate83]

Boy OT is dead tonight. I actually saw tumbleweed roll across my screen. :P

Hello,



You need to move your mouse back and forth - I think your SCREEN SAVER kicked on

Kevin

Oh yeah, that fixed it.

[Faustus]

This thread got long fast so I hope this hasn't been posted already. Its my personal all time fav.

Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.

[Shadow57]

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[Lucifers_Ghost]

Just watched this last night ....

"It just doesnt seem fair. For you I mean. But, she's lost that loving feeling."
"No she hasn't."
"Yes she has."
"I hate it when she does that."

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Didnt really like this movie that much (only saw it once), but this line was pretty good.

"You will walk the underworld mute, blind, and deaf and everyone will know that this is the fool that thought he killed Achilles." .. or something like that.

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"Are you cool?"
"Like how?"
"Oooooook."

[AlecWest]

From "The Dark at the Top of the Stairs" ... after the Aunt Lottie character (Eve Arden) spouts her anti-Catholic diatribe, Rubin Flood (Robert Preston) replies:

"Hogwash! Malarkey! Horse manure! Woman, you oughta get yourself a broom and ride over the housetops. Or get a sheet, poke two holes in it, and go around settin' fires. Or better still, put a big piece of tape over your mouth 'cause you're too ignorant to live. Lottie, sometimes I'm embarrassed to be related to you ... even by marriage."

[Shadow57]

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[ViRaL1]

'Tell em bout the twinkie.'

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'He doesn't know how to use the three shells.

[yoda313]

'Tell em bout the twinkie.'

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'He doesn't know how to use the three shells.

Hello,



Winston to Venkman after Egon explains the "twinkie" analogy in Ghostbusters 1 A classic!

Kevin

[Lucifers_Ghost]

Forgot about that movie. Another good line from that movie:

"Is this true?"
"Yes, its true. This man has no dick."

hehheh .. kills me!

[Shocker Milwaukee]

Ya'll smoke that shit to escape reality? I am reality.

[bugster]

'He doesn't know how to use the three shells.

Demolition Man

[BJ_M]

In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
In the fifth, my ass goes down.




Normally, both your asses would be dead as ******* fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


I don't need you to tell me how ******* good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

[NamPla]

"Goddammit all to hell"

(Charlton Heston "Taylor", Planet of the Apes)

[offline]

"We need a bigger boat!"

Roy Scheider, Jaws

[offline]

"Don't piss down my back an' tell me its raining!"

Clint Eastwood, Outlaw Josey Wales

[Shocker Milwaukee]

"Don't piss down my back an' tell me its raining!"

Clint Eastwood, Outlaw Josey Wales

Dyin' ain't no livin'.