Great movie lines

[makntraks]

Heat - Al Pacino - "never value something so much that you can't walk away from it in 30 seconds if the heat is on."

Paraphrased, I never can remember the EXACT quote

Wasn't that DeNiro's line?

Yes it was - Ronin

makntraks

I stand corrected.... but only partially...
It was a Pacino film - Heat, not Ronin and the quote was indeed spoken by DeNiro...

The quote part way down

makntraks

[sacajaweeda]

I started out just like you guys - on trash. Now, I'm washing lettuce. Pretty soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager....and that's when the big bucks start rolling in!

[Doramius]

Either you watch as many movies as I do, or you've got some database you're entering these into.

try these
Movie 1

Elephants, YES! Nuns, NO!

Movie 2

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

Movie 1: It was Ernest Borgnine in Super Fuzz (AKA Super Snooper to you Britts)

[yoda313]

One ring to rule them all.......

[Shocker Milwaukee]

Ain't nothing wrong with my yang.

[ViRaL1]

Ain't nothing wrong with my yang.

Eddie Murphy - The Golden Child

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Kevin Spacey - The Usual Suspects

[Capmaster]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

OK. Ummm ...Seven?

[ViRaL1]

"Your ass is happy?!?"

[Capmaster]

"Your momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller"

[ViRaL1]

"Your momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller"

Head of State.
I knew I'd heard it somewhere, just couldn't remember.

[Tearren]

Capmaster wrote:

Tearren wrote:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

OK. Ummm ...Seven?

It's "The Usual Suspects". Cap if you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it. It is really good.

Tearren

[ViRaL1]

Is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

[Capmaster]

"Your momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller"

Head of State.
I knew I'd heard it somewhere, just couldn't remember.

Yep. Chris Rock has another funny line from another movie that always makes me laugh:
"Your momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock"

It's "The Usual Suspects". Cap if you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it. It is really good

It's on my list.

[Garibaldi]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to be on my toes"

ha ha ha, the Naked Gun series is great!
Let me think:
Dumb & Dumber:
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHEHEHFHEHHHHH!!!

Will Farrel's SNL Audition:
Hey Billy, Michael, will you get off the shed please?
a few seconds later...
C'mon guys I really mean it, lets get off the shed!
a few more seconds...
If you don't get off the shed, I'm going to shove this spatchela into orfices that you didn't know you had! Now get off the shed!

Star Trek The Next Generation:
"I believe that time is a companion that goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish each moment, for it will never come again." -Jean Luc Picard standing in the wreak of the Enterprise D on Veridian III.

[Shocker Milwaukee]

You can lead a ho to water, but you can't make her think.

[ViRaL1]

Pimps up, hoes down?

[Heywould3]

"Ohhhhh!! baby.. you da MVP."

lmao at that line every time i see that movie.

[JohnnyCNote]

From what I can tell this gem from Scarface is my all time favorite:

Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f****** little baby with her!"

That's a line I wish I'd have written.....

[JohnnyCNote]

Also, this from Key Largo is probably my second favorite of all time, and it's a little cleaner:

I'll letcha in on something, she's a lush, the lady. After she bends the elbow a few times she starts to see things. Rats, roaches, snakes, you know. A sock in the kisser's the only thing that'll bring her out of it!"

They don't make 'em like that any more.....

[Doramius]

There's more to learnin' bout the behind end of a mule than gettin' kicked by one. So they that can't learn by lis'nin to tales bout critters, just ain't got their head screwd on.

[Guest]

Take care of her?
Pulp Fiction

[Garibaldi]

Office Space:
"I had an idea like the pet rock one. You see there would be this mat, and it would have different conclusions... that you could jump to."
"That's a terrible idea!"

[Tool Man]

Hello,

"Asps, very dangerous, YOU go first!"

"It's not the years its the mileage"

"I don't know I'm making this up as I go"

Kevin

Indiana Jones....

One of my favourites.
" A mans gotta make a livin' somehow".......
" Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy".....

[Shocker Milwaukee]

Whoa, I never get physical, I just get upset... and when I get upset, he gets physical.

[ViRaL1]

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
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A: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
B: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

[northcat_8]

Heat - Al Pacino - "never value something so much that you can't walk away from it in 30 seconds if the heat is on."

Paraphrased, I never can remember the EXACT quote

Wasn't that DeNiro's line?

Yes it was - Ronin

makntraks

I stand corrected.... but only partially...
It was a Pacino film - Heat, not Ronin and the quote was indeed spoken by DeNiro...

The quote part way down

makntraks

Yea you're right, it was DeNiro, I don't know why but I always get him and Pacino's movies mixed up. Right movie, wrong actor.

[northcat_8]

Guy 1: "final wish, final wish please"
Guy 2: "I wish.......you had more time"

[yoda313]

Don't cross the streams.....

[ViRaL1]

Guy 1: "final wish, final wish please"
Guy 2: "I wish.......you had more time"

Man on Fire.

Don't cross the streams.....

Ghostbusters.

[BJ_M]

i salute the united pus**