Great movie lines

[Hardcoreruss]

Whoa, I never get physical, I just get upset... and when I get upset, he gets physical.

One of my favourites, Dangerfield at his best.

[Heywould3]

Whoa, I never get physical, I just get upset... and when I get upset, he gets physical.

One of my favourites, Dangerfield at his best.

Back to school?

[CoasterCreator]

( I think this is how it goes )
I came here for 2 things to chew gum and to kick ass and I am all out of gum.


this next one is not a one liner


>oh man my brother is going to kill me ..my brother is going to shit man

> well wich one is it is he going to shit or kill you?

> first he is going to shit and then he is going to kill me

>RELAX I have the ultimate set of tools

[Lucifers_Ghost]

I've got a few:

"You gonna do something or you just gonna stand there and bleed."
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"Your boys might get to me, but not before I make your head into a canoe."
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"I'm going out to get some munchies."

"Ok. While your out, get some of that stuff we used to get back in the day. You know .. what's it called .. uhhhmm ... oh yeah .. pussy!"
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"You've been around a lot of dead bodies. Is that normal?"
"What? The foot thing?"
"Yeah the foot thing."
"It happens."
"Well can you do something about it? I'm having a hard time concentrating."
"What do you want me to do? Kill him again?"
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"Did you know that The Rock was once a civil war front?"
"Hmm , yeah .. thats very interesting. And maybe when this is over we can visit the souvenir shop. But right now, I just wanna find some rockets."
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"Can you fly Johnny? Cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you just out of this plane. Get it?"
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"The flux capacitor is .. fluxing."
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"You think your funny? Your gonna look real funny suckin' my dick with no teeth."
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"Now, what I am gonna wish for with my three wishes."
"Dost my ears device me. You are down by ONE sir."
"Oh no no no. I didnt actually wish to get out of that cave. You did that all on your own."
"Well, dont I feel sheepish. You baaaaaad boy. No more freebies."
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"Dont guys usually put their guns in the front of their pants?"
"What? You want me to shoot my dick off?"
"Oh. Your a sharpshooter now?"
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I could go on forever lol.

[wolv6769]

( I think this is how it goes )
I came here for 2 things to chew gum and to kick ass and I am all out of gum.


this next one is not a one liner


>oh man my brother is going to kill me ..my brother is going to shit man

> well wich one is it is he going to shit or kill you?

> first he is going to shit and then he is going to kill me

>RELAX I have the ultimate set of tools

The first one is "They Live" I believe it was said earlier. - Rowdy Rodney Piper
the second is "Fast times at Ridgement High" - Sean Penn

[CoasterCreator]

right on wovl..

[Shocker Milwaukee]

Whoa, I never get physical, I just get upset... and when I get upset, he gets physical.

One of my favourites, Dangerfield at his best.

You got a problem?

-No, I ain't got a problem.

Now you do.

[sacajaweeda]

I started out just like you guys - on trash. Now, I'm washing lettuce. Pretty soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager....and that's when the big bucks start rolling in!

I can't be the only person who remembered this movie, can I??

Damn, maybe all my taste really IS in my mouth.

[yoda313]

I don't want to be a PIE!

[CoasterCreator]

Sacajaweeda -I recall COmming to america when luie was speaking to eddie and arseneol

[yoda313]

Hello,

BUMP!

-Certainly you don't think Gilligans Island is real

-Those poor people!

---We're screwed.

Kevin

[bazooka]

"May the schwartz be with you."

[yoda313]

"May the schwartz be with you."

Hello,

:P :P :P (Spaceballs SUCKS!)

"Row Row Row Your Boat"

"I'm attempting to Roast a Marshmellow"

Kevin

[smearbrick1]

"So I jumped ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet and I get on a course in the Himalayas as a looper. You know, a jock, a caddy? So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself! Twelfth son of the Lama, the flowing robes, bald... striking. So we get up on the first tee, he hauls off and whacks one-big hitter, the Lama-into a ten thousand foot crevice right at the base of this glacier. And he says, "Gunga Galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga." So we get up on 18 and he's gonna stiff me, and I say, "Hey! Lama! How 'bout, you know, a little something for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money here... but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice."

[BJ_M]

Caddyshack

[Doramius]

Prisone Guardave,that's the fourteenth plate of beans you've eaten. You know the rules say you can have champagne if you want to.

Dave:Champagne? Gives me gas.

[housepig]

Mr. Nice Suit : "A gun won't get you a job!"
Militant #1 : "It'll eliminate the competition."
Militant #2 : "Who the hell wants a job? You better get yourself a piece!"

[Silvas]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

[tweedledee]

Girl in car, to guy, "would you like a lift?" Guy, "sure"
Girl, "then stick a jack up your ass"

[Garibaldi]

I've got a couple:
1. Captain Jean Luc Picard in Star Trek Generations, "I believe that time is a comanion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish each moment, for it will never come again."
2. Babylon 5 Londo Mollari and a Techno-Mage:
Techno-Mage: "I see a great hand reaching out of the stars. The hand is your hand and I hear billions of voices crying your name."
Londo: "My followers?"
Techno-Mage: "Your Victims."
This is such an important passage if you have ever watched the rest of the series. And yes I know its a series and not a movie but its a good quote.

[glockjs]

how about anything that christopher walken has ever said

[budz]

from the movie" the breakfast club", "Claire did it"!

[sacajaweeda]

I don't work on January 8th, cuz that's Elvis' birthday.

[VCDHunter]

"There must and shall be asprin. If I do not have asprin I shall die."

"Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness."

[Capmaster]

"Use enough dynamite there, Butch?"

[yoda313]

Hello,

I am one with the universe, I am one with the universe (Chris Farley Beverly Hills Ninja).

I've always wanted to do that (Bill Murray, the Man Who Knew Too Little after driving over construction cones).

Kevin

[smearbrick1]

from the movie" the breakfast club", "Claire did it"!

"It's a social thing. Demented and sad, but social."

[glockjs]

"fly fatass fly!!"

[Silvas]

"fly fatass fly!!"

Mallrats. Jay speaking to Silent Bob who was dressed as Batmat and trying to knock the pin out of the top of the stage.

"He likes to **** girls in a very uncomfortable place"
"What, like in the back of a Volkswagon?"

[Silvas]

"Use enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.