Big movie fan

[AlecWest]

I was just listening to NBC morning news talking briefly about the upcoming Oscars. They also mentioned one particular movie fan who owns a collection of 20,000 movies. Name?

Kim Jung Il, dictator of North Korea.

[AlecWest]

P.S. They're probably all "bootleg copies," too, hehe.

[yoda313]

Hello,



Yeah bootlegs are big in some parts of asia.....

Kevin

[offline]

Oh.. Now that's unfair. Why don't these dictators keep
to collecting shoes like in the old says

Damn! 20,000 movies.

[BJ_M]

lets see:

20,000 movies x ~90 minutes = 1,800,000 minutes

1,800,000 minutes = 30,000 hours



even watching 2 movies a day for 7 days a week - it will take him 27 years to watch them all ..

[MOVIEGEEK]

I heard most of them are porn.

[Ironballs]

gay monkey porn

[BJ_M]

whats wrong with that ?

[offline]

OMG!

[yoda313]

OMG!

Hello,

And we thought SHEEP were over the top in OT

Kevin

[AlecWest]

I heard most of them are porn.

Damn. They mentioned his favorite movie, too ... but (senior moment) I can't seem to recall the title. I think it was some kind of Christmas flick. But, it could have been Christmas porn.

[NamPla]

[offline]

Umm.. keep it clean please... dirty chimps!

[NamPla]

You saying sex is dirty?

I'm an ape & proud!

[offline]

Yes... you heathens.
Sex is sinful. Crimes of the flesh should be
punished. STD's are HIS way of sorting out who
is JUST and who is HELLBOUND.

Man is not a filthy ape. We are human. There is
no connection between US and the LOWER SPECIES!

[AlecWest]

Yes... you heathens.
Sex is sinful. Crimes of the flesh should be
punished. STD's are HIS way of sorting out who
is JUST and who is HELLBOUND.

Man is not a filthy ape. We are human. There is
no connection between US and the LOWER SPECIES!

...so sayeth the Lord, Amen & Hallelujah!!!

Sounds kinda fishy to me, though.

[BJ_M]

Please keep religion out of monkey porn please

[NamPla]

Please keep religion out of monkey porn please

Sorry, that's impossible!

[offline]

BJ_M is serious NamPla. Even I did not mention
the L word AlecWest did a boo boo.

[AlecWest]

BJ_M is serious NamPla. Even I did not mention
the L word AlecWest did a boo boo.

Actually, my "Lord" was in reference to an English nobleman ... just as your reference to "HIS" was generic to any male entity.

P.S. Sorry for the "Amen" and "Hallelujah" though.

[BJ_M]

Amen is also an acronym. It stands for three words: Aiy'l Melech Ne-eman .. so thats a no-no (if you know hebrew)

(many say also AMEN comes from another word meaning "so be it" )

Hallelujah - we won't go there ..

[offline]

I thought AMEN meant "make it so" but I did
watch too much star trek a few years back.

[yoda313]

Hello,

"make it so" but I did
watch too much star trek a few years back.

Answer does not compute........

Kevin

[offline]

Hello,

"make it so" but I did
watch too much star trek a few years back.

Answer does not compute........

Kevin

Uh.. what does Captain Picard often say at the helm of Enterprise?

[BJ_M]

Hello,

"make it so" but I did
watch too much star trek a few years back.

Answer does not compute........

Kevin

Uh.. what does Captain Picard often say at the helm of Enterprise?

"I'd like to bag Counselor Deanna Troi someday"

or

"oh shit - we're screwed"

[Faustus]

Uh.. what does Captain Picard often say at the helm of Enterprise?

ICEBERG!

[offline]

Idiots!

[yoda313]

Hello,

Uh.. what does Captain Picard often say at the helm of Enterprise?

Nope he's not at the "helm" HE'S IN THE CAPTAINS CHAIR

"MAKE IT SO

or

ENGAGE



Kevin

[Faustus]

I always thought it was "Make it snow." that show makes alot more sense now.