True of False--Drinking Mountian Dew Srinks Your Dinkie!

[Feslmogh]

Mountain Dew will shrink testicles and lower sperm count. http://www.snopes2.com/toxins/yellow.htm


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[Riot_Inc]

false.
(I still remember dipshits at school yelling, "Don't Drink It, Your dick's gonna shrink!!!" from across the cafeteria.)

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[the3rdlevel]

absolutely false, although spironolactone and estradiol taken on a daily basis will shrink you testicles and eliminate your sperm count

Oh yeah, and you'll grow boobies

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[the3rdlevel]

Come on people, we should have a lot more replies to a post like this

[hitechjunkie]

wait a sec - maybe there is some truth to this.

isn't Mountain Dew loaded with the stimulant, caffeine? and if you ingest too much of any stimulant, won't your pecker respond, although only temporarily, with involuntary shrinkage?

[Feslmogh]

Why Don't ya'll click on the link?

[the3rdlevel]

I SAID BOOBIES

[Hotskillz]

Hey guys drink a case of Mountain Dew and your dick wont shrink trust me, eventhough it is the nectar of the Tards according to adam corolla

[zzyzzx]

I've been drinking lots of it for years, and it hasn't bothered me a bit...

[Chopper Face]

You damned yanks. Canadian Mountain Dew has no caffeine so we're immune to this small penis curse.

[Xolo]

This is absolutely TRUE!

Be very careful when injesting the soda beverage called Mountain Dew! Scientific studies have conclusively proven that not only does the beverage cause your genitalia to shink, it also increases your chances of having terrible mood swings, elevates your level of estrogen, may cause your anus to bleed profusely, and could give you an inate desire to `ride the chocolate highway'.

But you should keep drinking it anyways, because it tastes soo good!

[Feslmogh]

Oh COME ON, Xolo!
The site link I provided concludes that this is fake! A myth! An Urban Ledgend! It's just as true as putting it in a high powered vacume hose to make it longer (not as I didn't try it...)

[hitechjunkie]

i tried that vacuum hose trick once, but the hose's opening was way too small...

[hitechjunkie]

oh yeah, here's a pic of that vacuum hose i tried getting into...

[mijman]

Well, chopperface, we yanks have caffeine-free mountain dew now too. I suppose your coffee is caffeine free too!
But I gotta say, I LOOOOVE Harvey's burgers, and Areo chocolate bars. Actually canadian chocolate in general is awesome, because they use SUGAR instead of corn syrup.

[pacmania_2001]

This is fake just like the other urban legend about Mountain Dew being a contraceptive.

[Chopper Face]

You have caffeine free too? Is this a new way they do it or are there 2 kinds now? I did a taste test once between yankee and canuck MD and the Canadian one was much better.

[Feslmogh]

I wonder what happens to your dinkie if you drink the new Code Red Mountain Dew?

[zzyzzx]

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On 2001-08-14 17:19:26, mijman wrote:
Well, chopperface, we yanks have caffeine-free mountain dew now too. I suppose your coffee is caffeine free too!
But I gotta say, I LOOOOVE Harvey's burgers, and Areo chocolate bars. Actually canadian chocolate in general is awesome, because they use SUGAR instead of corn syrup.
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What makes you think you can taste the difference between sugar and corn syrup?

[mijman]

@ zzyzzx
"What makes you think you can taste the difference between sugar and corn syrup? "

You just CAN. It tastes better, in contrast, USA choc has the qualities of wax.

[mijman]

AS for the Mountain Dew, I've been drinking it for nigh upon 30 years, and I'm glad it shrank my Dinkie, or I wouldn't be able to wear short pants now.

[jeffbenson]

I've heard that Pepsi makes you grow...or maybe it's just the Pepsi commercials with Britney Spears

[pacmania_2001]

Smartest move Pepsi ever made hiring her. Now i pay a lot more attention to the ads

[JohnCasey13]

Staying on the subject, but a little bit off. Answering Mijman's queston about tasting the difference between an item made with sugar and one made with corn syrup. I now go back to when coke introduced Coke Classic. This was several months after introducing New Coke and doing away with the original Coke. When Coke Classic came out I still had a bottle of original Coke. Original contained sugar, Classic contained corn syrup. I cooled both down and tasted. The original had a much better taste. How about another queston, if it has not already been answered. Did Coke introduce New Coke so they clould eliminate the more expensive sugar, or did they really want a drink that tasted more like Pepsi?

[Feslmogh]

Legend has it that New Coke was invented as a marketing ploy to take over Pepsi. There's a who subject about it on Snopes2.com.

[jeffbenson]

Yeah, she's fun to look at, but I still get that nagging voice in my head saying "man...she's either still in high school or she just graduated". Does society consider me a perv because I'm drooling over a girl that young? She is eye candy though. I can remember every part of that commercial. What's even more funny than that is, I can't remember the last time I saw a Coke commercial or even what it was. Great marketing move for Pepsi.

I think Static X should start doing the music for Mountain Dew commercials. I would definately pay more attention to them. I sure hope they don't stoop so low as to have a suck group like 'N Sync or Back Street Boys do commercials for Coke to counter act the Pepsi commercials. I can't take anymore crap music playing on my TV.

Mountain Dew rules...well...next to Fosters anyways

[Chopper Face]

Christina does Coke commercials and she's hotter than Britney.

[hitechjunkie]

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yup, and Christina can actually sing. Britney is no-talent hack...

[jeffbenson]

I didn't realize that Christina was doing Coke commercials. I'm not into that kind of music, but I do agree that Christina has a way better voice and more talent than Britney. I think Britney will be stuck doing bubble gum pop music while Christina has the ability to do jazz and sultry style music. Tori Amos blows them both away.

The real question here is...which one's hotter, not which one has more talent

[hitechjunkie]

tori amos? blows away Christina vocally? now that i've gotta hear! what's a good tori amos album?

in terms of who's hotter, they're much too young for my taste. heck, i'm old enough to be their .... uncle?