"Sexecutive Positions" Needed! Aussies Only.

[moviebuff2]

This is just way too funny!

Stretch your talents as a condom tester..

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.


"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site [web address omitted for non-advertising reason].



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/australia_condoms_dc;_ylt=Aqzz2rUonafiRVHrKwHD5c1lM3wV

[Nelson37]

While that sounds like a great job, I would still prefer to be the guy who adjusts the bikinis for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Now, if we could combine the two.....

[Lucifers_Ghost]

While that sounds like a great job, I would still prefer to be the guy who adjusts the bikinis for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Now, if we could combine the two.....

Or the guy who walks around with the spray bottle of water to give the models that "wet" look.

Mmmmm .... wettttt

[Nelson37]

It's the same guy. Saw a documentary showing this dude spraying them down and re-arranging the bikinis. I think he said something like "I get PAID for this!".

Hey, I can handle a spray bottle and I can pull string. Where do I go to Volunteer, for free heck I would pay them!

[jimmalenko]

One of the guys I travelled through the US and Canada with a couple of months ago reported that his first ever paid job out of high school as a naive 18 year old was to ice nipples of "dancers" at a strip joint in South Africa.