RANT: The Friends Couch

[Doramius]

This one didn't really have much of a story around it, but I got a bunch of PMs to make this one a RANT. so here goes another story for you all. This is the Memrial day Couch S**ting fiasco.

I had Taco Bell earlier that day and had three Gorditas 2 Chalupas and a couple of Supreme soft tacos. I'm a little lactose intolerant and western beef just gets me gassy, but it doesn't bother me too much. (just bothers those who are around me for the next few hours) I'm at a friends house and we're watching Top Gun. I've been gassy and letting some really rank ones go. (my friend even shouted the 'go see a doctor bit') I'm holding in because I want to watch the movie and don't want to get up to go for a walk because it's at the good parts of the movie. The pressure gets a bit strong and grumbles a bit so I decide, "it's only gas" and try and expell as much of it into the cushion while holding tight to keep the smell from blowing through the room too fast. All of a sudden my pants gets warm, wet, and spongy and I quickly try to pinch shut to avoid anymore foam out. It was a bit late though as it already made it through to the couch. I stained a good pair of pants too. That pissed me off. My friend started yelling at me for S**ting on his couch. We washed it off a bit and sprayed Febreeze, which helped a little.

I told him this make up for the time he game his dog beer a few years back and the dog had pissed on my subwoofer I had just purchased a few weeks earlier. Damn dog.

[stiltman]

As I posted in the other thread, you need to see a doctor, seriously.....

[Doramius]

Stuff like this happens all the time to me. heck, once I got doped into moderating a Cub Scout pinewood derby event at a school because I was checking out a hot chick. A story I'll tell another time.