Man Arrested For Coating Motel Room With Vaseline

[AND1]

Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:26 pm EDT May 17, 2004
UPDATED: 5:52 pm EDT May 17, 2004
WEIRD PHOTOS: News Of The Strange Slideshow

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.


A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3314503/detail.html

[Grimey]

a whole room of vaseline and pornographic magazines. sounds like one hell of a night.

[teegee420]

No shit. This guy really knows how to party!

[pacmania_2001]

Just think of the phone call the motel had to make to the sheriff and then trying to convince him they aren't pulling his leg.

[makntraks]

Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:26 pm EDT May 17, 2004
UPDATED: 5:52 pm EDT May 17, 2004
WEIRD PHOTOS: News Of The Strange Slideshow

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.


A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3314503/detail.html

I wonder where Capmaster was through all this.... 8)

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:26 pm EDT May 17, 2004
UPDATED: 5:52 pm EDT May 17, 2004
WEIRD PHOTOS: News Of The Strange Slideshow

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.


A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3314503/detail.html

I wonder where Capmaster was through all this.... 8)

makntraks

Who do you think was out buying the vaseline? I didn't think he'd actually follow-through in the dare

[teegee420]

I would love to have seen the look on the store clerk's face when the dude strolled up with 14 tubs of Vaseline.

[Capmaster]

I would love to have seen the look on the store clerk's face when the dude strolled up with 14 tubs of Vaseline.

And I can just picture the motel clerk going into the room and catching the guy in the act: "What's going on here, slick?"

[teegee420]

I wonder if Motel 6 really thinks the room can be fixed without gutting the place and starting over. I'll say this, I'm filing this particular tactic as possible revenge in my mental Rolodex. How fucked up would it be to walk into your room and find that?

[Capmaster]

I wonder if Motel 6 really thinks the room can be fixed without gutting the place and starting over. I'll say this, I'm filing this particular tactic as possible revenge in my mental Rolodex. How fucked up would it be to walk into your room and find that?

Another nasty one: smear limburger cheese on the frame under the bed. They'll go nuts trying to find where the shit is

[teegee420]

Another nasty one: smear limburger cheese on the frame under the bed. They'll go nuts trying to find where the shit is

A most devious scheme indeed. I've never heard of (or rather, smelled)limburger cheese but I can imagine the ensuing hilarity.

[indolikaa]

I wonder if Motel 6 really thinks the room can be fixed without gutting the place and starting over. I'll say this, I'm filing this particular tactic as possible revenge in my mental Rolodex. How fucked up would it be to walk into your room and find that?

Another nasty one: smear limburger cheese on the frame under the bed. They'll go nuts trying to find where the shit is

Ah! A seasoned business traveler. :P

[Capmaster]

Another nasty one: smear limburger cheese on the frame under the bed. They'll go nuts trying to find where the shit is

A most devious scheme indeed. I've never heard of (or rather, smelled)limburger cheese but I can imagine the ensuing hilarity.

I wonder how the first person to try limburger actually got it past his nose without throwing it away as something that has gone rotten. Limburger smells worse than anything you're liable to find in a diaper. If you find it in the grocery store you can smell the stuff through the wrapper.

One practical joke that has been done here at work is to put just a little in the mouthpiece of someone's telephone handset. It can't be too much or they'll know right away. Just a little and you can see them wondering if it's them making that smell ......you know, going into the men's room to check for juicy skid marks

[gitreel]

Ooooh gross

[northcat_8]

AND1 - DO NOT EDIT ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPTS!!!!!!!!

Below is the actual story...

Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:26 pm EDT May 17, 2004
UPDATED: 5:52 pm EDT May 17, 2004
WEIRD PHOTOS: News Of The Strange Slideshow

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.


A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After the man checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines along with a ruptured Love Ewe in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline and had a vinyl goat in his posession."

The man known only as Capmaster was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief and 3 counts of vinyl goat *******.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

Just reporting the facts. :P :P

[Cobra]

Capmaster! I'm shocked that you cheated on Dolly! How could you, unless....

You must have known she was cheating on you while you were out "on business"! Here's the evidence. I found it when I was searching on... Errr, anyway...





Cobra

[Doramius]

How could you Capmaster? Your vinyl goat was an innocent.
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How much would 14 tubs of vaseline cost and what questions would a store clerk ask? In hindsight, I probably wouldn't ask if I was the store clerk.
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I agree that they would probably have to gut the room. You couldn't hose it down easily. Everything had been waterproofed.
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It must have been one big Slip-n-slide. What did the people rooming next door say about this guy.

[Capmaster]

Capmaster! I'm shocked that you cheated on Dolly! How could you, unless....

You must have known she was cheating on you while you were out "on business"! Here's the evidence. I found it when I was searching on... Errr, anyway...





Cobra

That dog has what my dad used to call an "SE Grin" Now you know why I'm so fond of Dolly

How could you Capmaster? Your vinyl goat was an innocent.

Dolly is a bit promiscuous. She has a weakness for yappy little lap dogs :P

[stiltman]

What scares me is, that's a real picture....
What's scares me even more...Cobra has it

[Capmaster]

What scares me is, that's a real picture....
What's scares me even more...Cobra has it

Come to think of it, it does look like a screen cap ...maybe from some select pieces from Cobra's private stock? And I thought I was the sick one

[SLK001]

The follow-up piece by the AP said that the guy escaped from jail by "squeezing" through the bars and "slipping" out of the building!

[Capmaster]

The follow-up piece by the AP said that the guy escaped from jail by "squeezing" through the bars and "slipping" out of the building!

I heard the mob owned the motel and now they're pissed. They hired a few guys to go grease him. He did escape, to a vinyl inflatable factory, and now he's on the lamb.

I hear the witness protection program is going to give him a new name for his own safety: Pete Roleum and his wife Shelley. He met her in the inflatables factory and it was lube at first sight.

[northcat_8]

The follow-up piece by the AP said that the guy escaped from jail by "squeezing" through the bars and "slipping" out of the building!

I heard the mob owned the motel and now they're pissed. They hired a few guys to go grease him. He did escape, to a vinyl inflatable factory, and now he's on the lamb.

I hear the witness protection program is going to give him a new name for his own safety: Pete Roleum and his wife Shelley. He met her in the inflatables factory and it was lube at first sight.

(quit editing while I'm quoting you cap )

alright you two... ORDER IN THE COURT

:P :P :P

[Guest]

I stayed away from this post for a long time. Now,I know why.

[Capmaster]

(quit editing while I'm quoting you cap

Bad habit I always see a typo or I go back and want to add something I had forgotten. It's hard as hell doing the 2-choices thread when everyone else is buzzed on coffee and typing like men possessed.

More than once I've given up on the 2-choices and gone to a more sedate thread where fossils like me don't have to try to outtype the whelps on this board who live at their keyboards

[Doramius]

but you slid that last comment in.

[Cobra]

It only gets worse:

http://www.bath.ac.uk/~bs3jf/sorted.avi

What film do you think that is from?

Don't give it away, northcat!

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

is it from something about mary? (vague recollection of a bad dog)

[Cobra]

Nope! You're onto the correct genre, though!

[handyguy]

I wonder if the vaseline jars were coated too?