Man Arrested For Coating Motel Room With Vaseline

[Doramius]

Is it that Demi Moore movie?
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"I like the way it feels between my toes."

[gitreel]

No it was probably debbie does dallas/iowa

[Cobra]

It was American Wedding (Director's Cut). I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that picture since Capmaster exposed my use of Naked Geek media!

Capmaster, I actually have that picture you made up on my door. It made the housekeepers worry. A lot.

Cobra

[teegee420]

American Wedding. I knew I had seen that clip before. It was bugging the piss out of me that I couldn't remember!

[DiablosuX102]

haha, this site provides tips for more than just video stuff.

josh

[redwudz]

Well, he could at least used water soluble lube. Motel 6 would have appreciated that. (Actually a few of the Motel 6's I have stayed in, you may be lucky that they even changed the sheets, lube and all.) Motel 6, "We'll keep the (RED) light on"!.

[bugster]

So now we know what Capmaster Really looks like.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

[teegee420]

Does he, or does he not look precisely how one would imagine the perpetrator of this crime to look like? That's just uncanny.

[Capmaster]

So now we know what Capmaster Really looks like.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

They caught me on a bad day with that pic. Good thing they didn't find Dolly

Seriously, this guy looks exactly how I pictured him after reading the story. EXACTLY! Eerie

He's what will happen to me if my inflatable therapy doesn't take

[Doramius]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VINYL GOAT! Is it okay?

[Capmaster]

It was American Wedding (Director's Cut). I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that picture since Capmaster exposed my use of Naked Geek media!

Capmaster, I actually have that picture you made up on my door. It made the housekeepers worry. A lot.

Cobra

Priceless!! Is it your dorm room pic with my avatar pic on the wall?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VINYL GOAT! Is it okay?

They always leave out the important details

[zzyzzx]

I'm still curious as to what the exact types of porno mags they were.

[Capmaster]

I'm still curious as to what the exact types of porno mags they were.

Here's part of Cobra's dorm room near the books:



And looking closer at the books:



Cobra subscribes to some of my more interesting "How-To" guides. He's a real pal

[Doramius]

Capmaster - The more you tighten your grip, even more vasaline slips through your fingers.
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That gives me an idea for another poll and topic.

[Cobra]

Priceless!! Is it your dorm room pic with my avatar pic on the wall?

It most certainly is! It went something like this when the housekeeper dropped around:

"Knock knock. Scuffle.... silence... Cough, COUGH. Errrrr......" before I opened the door. She looked at the posters, then the door... Then the posters again...

It's amazing what you did with the mags, too. I could have sworn I left the New Scientist and Custom PC covering... I mean, instead of the ones you... discovered...

Cobra

EDIT - Here it is, in all its glory:



I've had to cover up a couple of things. Essentially, the other poster says that waking me will be "harder than french kissing a king cobra". It's true, not even the fire alarm will wake me!

[Capmaster]

Priceless!! Is it your dorm room pic with my avatar pic on the wall?

It most certainly is! It went something like this when the housekeeper dropped around:

"Knock knock. Scuffle.... silence... Cough, COUGH. Errrrr......" before I opened the door. She looked at the posters, then the door... Then the posters again...

It's amazing what you did with the mags, too. I could have sworn I left the New Scientist and Custom PC covering... I mean, instead of the ones you... discovered...

Cobra

EDIT - Here it is, in all its glory:



I've had to cover up a couple of things. Essentially, the other poster says that waking me will be "harder than french kissing a king cobra". It's true, not even the fire alarm will wake me!

LMAO Glory is right. Immortality on the walls of the University of Bath. It looks glorious on the door. If nothing else, it'll make people think twice before knocking

(Tell the maids that Capmaster offers correspondence training in the finer points of inflatable sports )

[northcat_8]

At a boy capmaster...I knew you'd come around, I bet capmistress is a happier woman and PMS is now a happy time

[Capmaster]

At a boy capmaster...I knew you'd come around, I bet capmistress is a happier woman and PMS is now a happy time.

It does expand the "active" time each month, if you don't mind the squishing sound too much

[northcat_8]

yea, and a few hours afterwards you'll be doing something else and you'll find a clot stuck between your teeth...it's just like eating raspberry pie

OK, that was a little too far even for me

[indolikaa]

This thread is REALLY fucked up.

[teegee420]

At a boy capmaster...I knew you'd come around, I bet capmistress is a happier woman and PMS is now a happy time

Good God, where did you get those ******* smileys?! That's just too funny.

[northcat_8]

--->

Photoshop my son....photoshop...

[flaninacupboard]

i just wanted to alert you to my allegiance. the red wingers will whip the will hay posse!!

[northcat_8]

Welcome to the order flaninacupboard, I knew you guys would come around...you had just never thought of it before and once presented with the idea...

[Capmaster]

i just wanted to alert you to my allegiance. the red wingers will whip the will hay posse!!

Will Hay Posse? Who's that?

Welcome to the order Flan!

[gitreel]

R u sure he wasn't watching your porn cap?

[Capmaster]

I've gotta bump this one. It's one of the funnier stories posted here

[DereX888]

I wonder if the vaseline jars were coated too?

apparently they were, from the inside LOL

what a thread! Man, Im just too late, so many wasted opportunities to make fun LOL

[Capmaster]

I wonder if the vaseline jars were coated too?

apparently they were, from the inside LOL

what a thread! Man, Im just too late, so many wasted opportunities to make fun LOL

Yeah. Some fun threads this summer

[jimmalenko]

This was pretty funny