Holy Nipple Tassles

[Hardcoreruss]

Right started the new job yesterday.

You know when you walk into a place, and after about 30 seconds you know it all. Well this is this job I am now doing it is so ******* easy it is stupid.

Today was my second day and I did a full days work that I only learnt yesterday.

The only problem is....................

THE ******* WOMEN

They are seriously putting me off my job. It is like every single gorgeous woman on earth works here. I keep losing concentration I had some bird infront of me yesterday with her thong out, and she is SOOOO fit, I missed the entire afternoon. There is another bird sitting next to me who is a size 6 with tits bigger than my head (and I have a big ******* head).

I see the beginning of a beautiful working life

[Grimey]

Where is this place exactly?

[flaninacupboard]

Hey, uh...... any vacancies there?

[makntraks]

Right started the new job yesterday.

You know when you walk into a place, and after about 30 seconds you know it all. Well this is this job I am now doing it is so ******* easy it is stupid.

Today was my second day and I did a full days work that I only learnt yesterday.

The only problem is....................

THE ******* WOMEN

They are seriously putting me off my job. It is like every single gorgeous woman on earth works here. I keep losing concentration I had some bird infront of me yesterday with her thong out, and she is SOOOO fit, I missed the entire afternoon. There is another bird sitting next to me who is a size 6 with tits bigger than my head (and I have a big ******* head).

I see the beginning of a beautiful working life

Like this??

or this


Just want to make sure we are talking thongs and not g-strings or boy shorts (my personal fave)

makntraks

[Hardcoreruss]

Seriously it is an untapped resource. All of my office jobs I have been working with skanks such as Maureen or Christie. I am no introduced to such exotics as Samantha (Fit) Emma (Fit) Jo (Fit) Michael (Fit), oops no not him, but I am contemplating it.

[Hardcoreruss]

Right started the new job yesterday.

You know when you walk into a place, and after about 30 seconds you know it all. Well this is this job I am now doing it is so ******* easy it is stupid.

Today was my second day and I did a full days work that I only learnt yesterday.

The only problem is....................

THE ******* WOMEN

They are seriously putting me off my job. It is like every single gorgeous woman on earth works here. I keep losing concentration I had some bird infront of me yesterday with her thong out, and she is SOOOO fit, I missed the entire afternoon. There is another bird sitting next to me who is a size 6 with tits bigger than my head (and I have a big ******* head).

I see the beginning of a beautiful working life

Like this??

Maybe, but add a suit and lose the stain.

[DVD_Ripper]

Dude... you are so lucky... what type of job are you doing that is allowing constant interaction with these babes?

[Hardcoreruss]

Banky things, soon to be Spanky things.

[makntraks]

Michael (Fit), oops no not him, but I am contemplating it.

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Banky things, soon to be Spanky things.

[flaninacupboard]

Hey cool, perhaps not long till i'm in an office with babes then, i'm a sales ledger clerk (yes, lowest of the low).

[Hardcoreruss]

Having worked in London for a while I am accustomed to the bevy of beauties walking around. However I had concluded that they do not ******* work anywhere, they are actually hired by the British Government to keep us lot happy and paying our taxes.

This new job though has shone light on the subject proving that they do all exist and work in the same department!!!!, joy is me. I must try to perform while not over performing and risking the chance of being moved to a different section which is undoubtedly inhabited by skanks.
skanks.

[flaninacupboard]

Do you have a camera phone?

[Hardcoreruss]

I was thinking the same thing, but I am sure I would get in LOTS of trouble as the majority of them are working for me (abuse power).

[Capmaster]

Having worked in London for a while I am accustomed to the bevy of beauties walking around. However I had concluded that they do not ******* work anywhere, they are actually hired by the British Government to keep us lot happy and paying our taxes.

This new job though has shone light on the subject proving that they do all exist and work in the same department!!!!, joy is me. I must try to perform while not over performing and risking the chance of being moved to a different section which is undoubtedly inhabited by skanks.
skanks.

Do you have a camera phone?

I second that.

Just remember Russ - Never ...ever ...wear double-knit trousers to work
They offer ....how shall I say ...no "resistance"

[Hardcoreruss]

Resistance is futile

Right I am off to bed, up at 4.30 got to make a good impression.

[flaninacupboard]

(abuse power).

Please do

How about personal interviews with a photo record so you can put names to faces? that's be ok wouldn't it?

[Doramius]

If you have a camera phone, just take quick shots without the flash. Try to do it when they are not watching, or tell them you are just getting some pictures of your office to put up in your office. Bull like that would work easily. Take the first pic of their body or other such attractive areas, then say, "that wasn't a good one" and pretend to delete it and then take a regular picture of them.

[CoasterCreator]

You are lucky the majority of where I work are Sea-donkeys ....I would not mind dropping a few things or placing a few more on the floor so I can see them pick it up later( oh and I would heve my pic/ phone ready.....while I was pretending to use the phone as a Walkie...) I thought about it a million times in my head....

[northcat_8]

Hardcoreruss - you need to be more like Jesus.

Love them all.

See I'm happy I don't work there, I don't want to know where it is and I don't want to visit...I know me too well, I will try to love all of them....I've seen me do it.

[bazooka]

Hardcoreruss - you need to be more like Jesus.

Love them all.

See I'm happy I don't work there, I don't want to know where it is and I don't want to visit...I know me too well, I will try to love all of them....I've seen me do it.

You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of sleeping with Christina Aguilera

/The Obliterator - Bazooka

[northcat_8]

Hardcoreruss - you need to be more like Jesus.

Love them all.

See I'm happy I don't work there, I don't want to know where it is and I don't want to visit...I know me too well, I will try to love all of them....I've seen me do it.

You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of sleeping with Christina Aguilera

/The Obliterator - Bazooka

OH THANK YOU DEAR OBLITERATOR

I see now that my life length will be shortened considerably, but dear friends...and yoda :P (god knows I better put the ******* smiley in there)....do not worry about me, for I will be dead from ******* to death and will die happy.

I heretofore leave my sense of humor to yoda, my new air compressor and gun collection to Capmaster, my porn collection to Ripper2860, and my sparkling personality, my patience, and my tactfulness to Indolikaa.

Again I thank you Sir Bazooka, I am prepared to face execution now...Come on Christina...I only ask that I may lick it before I stick it ....This is Northcat, signing off...it's been real...check my live webcams for the "execution" it is a 24 hour marathon for as long as I can last

[GizmoTheGremlin]

I see now that my life length will be shortened considerably, but dear friends...and yoda :P (god knows I better put the ******* smiley in there)....do not worry about me, for I will be dead from ******* to death and will die happy.

I heretofore leave my sense of humor to yoda, my new air compressor and gun collection to Capmaster, my porn collection to Ripper2860, and my sparkling personality, my patience, and my tactfulness to Indolikaa.

Again I thank you Sir Bazooka, I am prepared to face execution now...Come on Christina...I only ask that I may lick it before I stick it ....This is Northcat, signing off...it's been real...check my live webcams for the "execution" it is a 24 hour marathon for as long as I can last

That's the funniest freakin thing I've read in a while.

[Capmaster]

Hardcoreruss - you need to be more like Jesus.

Love them all.

See I'm happy I don't work there, I don't want to know where it is and I don't want to visit...I know me too well, I will try to love all of them....I've seen me do it.

You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of sleeping with Christina Aguilera

/The Obliterator - Bazooka

OH THANK YOU DEAR OBLITERATOR

I see now that my life length will be shortened considerably, but dear friends...and yoda :P (god knows I better put the ******* smiley in there)....do not worry about me, for I will be dead from ******* to death and will die happy.

I heretofore leave my sense of humor to yoda, my new air compressor and gun collection to Capmaster, my porn collection to Ripper2860, and my sparkling personality, my patience, and my tactfulness to Indolikaa.

Again I thank you Sir Bazooka, I am prepared to face execution now...Come on Christina...I only ask that I may lick it before I stick it ....This is Northcat, signing off...it's been real...check my live webcams for the "execution" it is a 24 hour marathon for as long as I can last

I've already got enough guns and inflation hardware, but I've always envied your porn collection. Can you give me the porn and Ripper2860 the guns?

[indolikaa]

I heretofore leave...my sparkling personality, my patience, and my tactfulness to Indolikaa.

Oh yeah, this is a good idea...

[thayne]

All I have to say is

I work in a software development company and lets just say it's lacking in the babe dept... The best we ever had was the Sprint customer who used to come into our building to pay their phone bills, then Sprint moved their retail office to a regular store in the firiggin mall, so now it's pretty much zippo.....

Did I forget to mention ?

[vhelp]

One of the things I hate most, is "mixed signals".

I'm sort of in a similar situation as you (Hardcoreruss) and for what seems
to be the first time, I'm seeing what you are seeing, (though here in the US)
and I'm going bonkers too

There are a few that are big-guns.., sort of like that want to explode
(on purpose) out of there atire, (but they dont) and for some strange
reason, they keep coming down my way. There two, that keep sneaking an
eye or stare, at me when they pass by ( boy, are these mixed signals or
what? ) I mean, just what are they saying, when they sneak a peak at me
and quickly turn their head like, w/ the attitude, I'm not interested
Anyways, there are so many that are big-chested, and I can't help
but to fantisize (a lot) and sometimes, they come in drones, through those
doors (theres two doorways where they come through)

I could go on, but I'll quit while I"m ahead.

I'm thinking about quiting
-vhelp

[Ripper2860]

PORN !!! ???

Northcat --

Well, I am so touched (no -- not there!), that you would leave me your most valued possession. Whenever I watch them, I will always be grateful and give it one additional "tug" in honor of you -- my fallen comrade.





Cappie,

No need to bother with an "Arms for Porn" negotiation. It's merely straight hetero porn -- no Midget Clowns involved.

[Capmaster]

PORN !!! ???

Northcat --

Well, I am so touched (no -- not there!), that you would leave me your most valued possession. Whenever I watch them, I will always be grateful and give it one additional "tug" in honor of you -- my fallen comrade.





Cappie,

No need to bother with an "Arms for Porn" negotiation. It's merely straight hetero porn -- no Midget Clowns involved.

[indolikaa]

Sucks to be you, Capmaster.


(Returns to mirror to work on Captain Sunshine personality...)

"Listen up, *******!"