Holy Nipple Tassles

[makntraks]

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Then she checked the "package"

So now what, stuffing socks (and I did mean to pluralize) in your pants... or were you carrying a six pack....

makntraks

[Doramius]

My wife admitted she liked me before we were dating, but I was with her friend at the time. When Her friend moved away and we mutually said goodbye, we decided to go for a date and we've been "joined at the hip" ever since. I thought she was hot too, but she was eyeing me at the same time. If you talk to her, it sounds like she was eyeing me before I ever noticed her. To me, when I first met her, I too thought, "Nice A**!" And continued kissing my girlfriend and grabbing my g/f's a**(it too was pretty hot). In the end, I think I got the better deal. 8)

[Capmaster]

Edited for bevity...

Then she checked the "package"

So now what, stuffing socks (and I did mean to pluralize) in your pants... or were you carrying a six pack....

makntraks

I had to actually use restraining straps to minimize it. Otherwise it'd scare them away.

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[makntraks]

Edited for bevity...

Then she checked the "package"

So now what, stuffing socks (and I did mean to pluralize) in your pants... or were you carrying a six pack....

makntraks

I had to actually use restraining straps to minimize it. Otherwise it'd scare them away.

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Honestly I can't think of a comeback.... let me drive home and think about it

makntraks

[Doramius]

I have a comeback, but I don't feel like getting kicked or blocked.

[northcat_8]

Edited for bevity...

Then she checked the "package"

So now what, stuffing socks (and I did mean to pluralize) in your pants... or were you carrying a six pack....

makntraks

I had to actually use restraining straps to minimize it. Otherwise it'd scare them away.

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So you wear a strap on huh?

Yea, but what did she say when you woke up from your dream?

Come on Cap, you're the only dude I know that has to lay down on the toilet to take a piss.

Come on Cap, your wife told us already...so you have to "rub off" instead of jack off...it's OK, you're among friends...we won't make fun

You do know when you and your girl are going at it she's not spelling "RUN"...she's asking Are You In?????


Alright, that's enough for now...can't spend them all on the first trip.

[Doramius]

Alright, that's enough for now...can't spend them all on the first trip.

Many a children were conceived from parents tripping on each other. Northcat, are you jealous?

[Capmaster]

I can't say I didn't ask for that

Pretty good Northcat

[flaninacupboard]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

Indeed. My comments reflected who was inside the boxers and the thongs. I wouldn't get all gay if John Goodman strutted by wearing a thong.

Now tgpo ...especially with the hair and makeup ....that's an entirely different story

Gay orgy in 5...4...

I think you're jealous.

Ya know flan, with a makeover - a little makeup, a nice tank-top, maybe some curl in your hair, you'd be as hot as tgpo. You have that "come hither" look on your face. Very sexy

*checks AUP to see if there's anything about staff coming onto members*

I think maybe you were looking at someone elses picture though, my hair is pretty damned curly! and make up day is tomorrow, i'll send you some snaps...

[Capmaster]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

Indeed. My comments reflected who was inside the boxers and the thongs. I wouldn't get all gay if John Goodman strutted by wearing a thong.

Now tgpo ...especially with the hair and makeup ....that's an entirely different story

Gay orgy in 5...4...

I think you're jealous.

Ya know flan, with a makeover - a little makeup, a nice tank-top, maybe some curl in your hair, you'd be as hot as tgpo. You have that "come hither" look on your face. Very sexy

*checks AUP to see if there's anything about staff coming onto members*

I think maybe you were looking at someone elses picture though, my hair is pretty damned curly! and make up day is tomorrow, i'll send you some snaps...

Be still my heart.

[Doramius]

Do you need to borrow mascarra again Flan?

[northcat_8]

cause if you do Doramius apparently has some to share with you

TTIQGFU

[indolikaa]

My wife had me bagged, tagged and strapped across the hood of her pickup truck ...with the first glance.

She spilled her guts after we were married. We both worked at the same place, and when she first saw me, she said she noticed my butt. Then she checked the "package", then she checked the face, and she started picturing wedding dresses, the house we'd live in ....everything.

I saw her and the first thing I thought was "hmmmm, nice ass", then went about my business.

It wasn't until later that I chased her until she caught me

We dated a total of 13 days before getting engaged, and we got married 1 month to the day after our first date.

What a romantic story.

I like the timeline, Cap. Patience and 'long engagements' are overrated. We kissed on the first date. But 24 hours later I was parking the beef bus in tuna town. That was 14 years ago, and we've only spent 4 nights alone since then.

My wife can simplify the entire 14-year process into one easy-to-remember qualification: "He's a ******* tornado in bed!"

Shameless, huh?

[Capmaster]

My wife had me bagged, tagged and strapped across the hood of her pickup truck ...with the first glance.

She spilled her guts after we were married. We both worked at the same place, and when she first saw me, she said she noticed my butt. Then she checked the "package", then she checked the face, and she started picturing wedding dresses, the house we'd live in ....everything.

I saw her and the first thing I thought was "hmmmm, nice ass", then went about my business.

It wasn't until later that I chased her until she caught me

We dated a total of 13 days before getting engaged, and we got married 1 month to the day after our first date.

What a romantic story.

I like the timeline, Cap. Patience and 'long engagements' are overrated. We kissed on the first date. But 24 hours later I was parking the beef bus in tuna town. That was 14 years ago, and we've only spent 4 nights alone since then.

My wife can simplify the entire 14-year process into one easy-to-remember qualification: "He's a ******* tornado in bed!"

Shameless, huh?

Yes.

I agree that long engagements are overrated. I've known too many couples who were engaged longer than they were married

[Hardcoreruss]

Talk about a thread-jacking

[Capmaster]

Talk about a thread-jacking

Shameless, blatant thread-jack. But I don't think the thread had any point to start with - "Holy Nipple tassels?

Oops- Sorry Russ. I just re-read the first post. It was about your workplace women ..... sorry

OK guys - back to the topic

[Doramius]

I live in Vegas. I could get a job at a strip club and see good looking women with nipple tassels. ....hmmmmm.....Maybe I could do with a night job. [wife gets bat] I get sex often so I'm not worried and my eyes don't stray. They check all the women out and compare them to my wife [I see no attitude from them, yet I know the attitude of my wife. life with her beats painful death without]

[zzyzzx]

Banky things, soon to be Spanky things.

[rhegedus]

Talk about a thread-jacking

No, let's talk about the cam-phone pics you're going to post asap