Holy Nipple Tassles

[northcat_8]

Sucks to be you, Capmaster.


(Returns to mirror to work on Captain Sunshine personality...)

"Listen up, *******!"

I'm so proud.

Cap - can never have too many guns Didn't figure you wanted the porn collection...being that everyone is over 5'0" tall and no red noses...well except on the Red Wingers and drunk lesbians

Ripper - take good care of it, it won't let you down...hopefully Adele will be as good to you as she has been to me. My collection has expanded recently. I have 6 - 250 GB drives full, 37 DVD, and wireless cameras in 7 of my neighbor's homes (2 bathroom, 4 bedroom cams in each).

<OK, back to work Christina had to take a break, she's making breakfast....I said I was getting fucked to death...not starved to death >

[Capmaster]

Cap - can never have too many guns Didn't figure you wanted the porn collection...being that everyone is over 5'0" tall and no red noses...well except on the Red Wingers and drunk lesbians

Even I need a break from titles with names like "Blowzo the clown" and "Danny DeVito Rapes Apesgrapes"

[ViRaL1]

Right started the new job yesterday.

You know when you walk into a place, and after about 30 seconds you know it all. Well this is this job I am now doing it is so ******* easy it is stupid.

Today was my second day and I did a full days work that I only learnt yesterday.

The only problem is....................

THE ******* WOMEN

They are seriously putting me off my job. It is like every single gorgeous woman on earth works here. I keep losing concentration I had some bird infront of me yesterday with her thong out, and she is SOOOO fit, I missed the entire afternoon. There is another bird sitting next to me who is a size 6 with tits bigger than my head (and I have a big ******* head).

I see the beginning of a beautiful working life

Like this??

or this


Just want to make sure we are talking thongs and not g-strings or boy shorts (my personal fave)

makntraks

Maybe I'm old fashioned (though I've never been called that) but, why do I need to SEE your thong when you're wearing pants? I really don't get the idea of girls/women in low-rise pants wearing a thong so everyone can see. Correct me if I'm wrong but, wasn't the whole IDEA behind a thong that because there weren't visible panty lines that you were giving the ILLUSION that you weren't WEARING panties. If you show everyone that you are, it kind of defeats the purpose.

Just my .015 (post-tax).

[northcat_8]

Boy do I feel embarassed, here I always thought the purpose of the thong was to have something to floss with when Red Winging was in season

[Doramius]

There's a red winging season every month so if you miss one with the floss, you might get one the next week. It's like some restaurants offering wet-naps with the utensils and other's don't.

[Capmaster]

Maybe I'm old fashioned (though I've never been called that) but, why do I need to SEE your thong when you're wearing pants? I really don't get the idea of girls/women in low-rise pants wearing a thong so everyone can see. Correct me if I'm wrong but, wasn't the whole IDEA behind a thong that because there weren't visible panty lines that you were giving the ILLUSION that you weren't WEARING panties. If you show everyone that you are, it kind of defeats the purpose.

I'm with you on this one, my protein-encased friend

Maybe it's the school of thought that thinks "it's all that" for men to walk around with pants 30 sizes too large, their back pocket down around their ankles, and the top 6 inches of their boxer shorts showing above the pants. My ...that's attractive

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

[makntraks]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

Indeed. My comments reflected who was inside the boxers and the thongs. I wouldn't get all gay if John Goodman strutted by wearing a thong.

Now tgpo ...especially with the hair and makeup ....that's an entirely different story

[Doramius]

You lay Salma Hayek in a G-String and nipple tassels laying spread eagle on my bed and I'd probably blow my load twice before getting in her. I'd also be dead from dehydration after the first 2 days of straight sex.

[flaninacupboard]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

Indeed. My comments reflected who was inside the boxers and the thongs. I wouldn't get all gay if John Goodman strutted by wearing a thong.

Now tgpo ...especially with the hair and makeup ....that's an entirely different story

Gay orgy in 5...4...

[Capmaster]

Although I'd rather look at the thongs than the boxers any day

Hey - my girl wears boxers, nice tight, stretchy ones.... 8)
remember... the 23y/o..
I can assure you that you would not pass that up!

makntraks

Indeed. My comments reflected who was inside the boxers and the thongs. I wouldn't get all gay if John Goodman strutted by wearing a thong.

Now tgpo ...especially with the hair and makeup ....that's an entirely different story

Gay orgy in 5...4...

I think you're jealous.

Ya know flan, with a makeover - a little makeup, a nice tank-top, maybe some curl in your hair, you'd be as hot as tgpo. You have that "come hither" look on your face. Very sexy

[Doramius]

I'd probably blow my wad 3 times before going in if Kate Beckinsale were in the scenario instead of Salma Hayek. If both were together.......damn, my pants are wet.

[Capmaster]

I'd probably blow my wad 3 times before going in if Kate Beckinsale were in the scenario instead of Salma Hayek. If both were together.......damn, my pants are wet.

Just don't get any on the keyboard. It's hard as hell to clean out .....I've ....heard

[vhelp]

.
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If there are any ladies around to answer this..

A few years ago, I asked a couple of co-work friends (girls) what their preference
was to men wherings, Thong vs. Boxers.. and they all said, Boxers

I don't get it, as for boxer shorts for men. I mean. Why do girls prefer to
see a men in boxer shorts, versus thongs (men thongs, that is) or even
underwheres that are less than your average fruit-of-the-lume underwhere ??

What's the secret ?? ?? ??

* What is it ??

* Can you see something.. is there some you prefer to see (or not) ..

* Do you like seeing a flat hiny (butt) on a guy in boxers ??

Come on guys, no hoo-moos please

Thanks gals,
-vhelp

[thayne]

because man thongs are gay, totally gay...

[tgpo]

tgpo quickly changes out of his thong

[thayne]

bah ha ha ha ha ha!

[handyguy]

"I don't get it, as for boxer shorts for men. I mean. Why do girls prefer to
see a men in boxer shorts"

That way they can dream about what the guy actually has. If wearing thongs, you can see his short comings.

Women with big boobs have an easier time in society, this I refer to as, boobrigation.

[Rookie64]

how'd this topic come up


Anyway...


Boxer Briefs or Boxer shorts = comfort and look better (imo)

Briefs = better for support if you have a package that needs supporting
Shorts = if you like freedom and some air

I'd either wear those or nothing

Thongs are tacky

Good thing jockstraps weren't an option


I think women probably go for the boxer shorts 'cause it adds mystery - maybe allows 'em to imagine things to be bigger than they really are :P


As long as your undies are clean and have no holes


I'd imagine underoos wouldn't be too impressive either

[tgpo]

tgpo quickly changes out of his underoos

[Ripper2860]

tgpo quickly changes out of his underoos

Spiderman, I hope!!

[bazooka]

tgpo quickly changes out of his underoos

Spiderman, I hope!!

Or could be Mighty Mouse?

[northcat_8]

Now TTIRFU

[indolikaa]

tgpo quickly changes out of his underoos

Spiderman, I hope!!

Or could be Mighty Mouse?

Or Pebbles...

[bazooka]

tgpo quickly changes out of his underoos

Spiderman, I hope!!

Or could be Mighty Mouse?

Or Pebbles...

Bam.....Bam,bam,bam,bam

[thayne]

no, it's BAM BAM!..... BAM BAM!

[Doramius]

My wife told me she likes me in boxers for these reasons.
- They don't show off as much butt hair on men.
- If you "show" through loose boxers, you're probably well hung.
- There's a rumor that your nads hang to your knees if you wear boxers.
- Jockey's supposedly lower your sperm count and may cause impotence. (I'm guessing another rumor cause I've never heard that)
- Jockey's, g-strings, & men's thongs look too much like women's panties, and they think it looks silly on men. Where boxers give a man a flat front and back from head to toe.

[TGPO removes thong and slides on boxers (with Mighty Mouse design)]

[Capmaster]

Jockey's, g-strings, & men's thongs look too much like women's panties, and they think it looks silly on men. Where boxers give a man a flat front and back from head to toe.

True, if you're not wearing them at the time. And if your wife/girlfriend spends a lot of time inspecting your underwear when you're not in them, I'd say watch her very carefully

When you're in them, they'd better not look like women's panties, or you need to schedule an appointment with the dick-doc and get a little air inflator bulb installed behind your balls to pump that pathetic thing up next time

[Doramius]

Jockey's, g-strings, & men's thongs look too much like women's panties, and they think it looks silly on men. Where boxers give a man a flat front and back from head to toe.

True, if you're not wearing them at the time. And if your wife/girlfriend spends a lot of time inspecting your underwear when you're not in them, I'd say watch her very carefully

When you're in them, they'd better not look like women's panties, or you need to schedule an appointment with the dick-doc and get a little air inflator bulb installed behind your balls to pump that pathetic thing up next time

Women relate odd things differently then men do. Men can undress a woman with his eyes. Women can undress a man and redress him in a whole new wardrobe with a bat of her eyelash. If the guy looks attractive in colors and things she likes, she'll try adding his last name to hers. Hyphenating it with her own, without the hyphen, using only his, His using hers. It's all got to be emotionally comforting. Guys look at women as: Good looking body, boobs & athletic hips. Face may be a plus.

[Capmaster]

Jockey's, g-strings, & men's thongs look too much like women's panties, and they think it looks silly on men. Where boxers give a man a flat front and back from head to toe.

True, if you're not wearing them at the time. And if your wife/girlfriend spends a lot of time inspecting your underwear when you're not in them, I'd say watch her very carefully

When you're in them, they'd better not look like women's panties, or you need to schedule an appointment with the dick-doc and get a little air inflator bulb installed behind your balls to pump that pathetic thing up next time

Women relate odd things differently then men do. Men can undress a woman with his eyes. Women can undress a man and redress him in a whole new wardrobe with a bat of her eyelash. If the guy looks attractive in colors and things she likes, she'll try adding his last name to hers. Hyphenating it with her own, without the hyphen, using only his, His using hers. It's all got to be emotionally comforting. Guys look at women as: Good looking body, boobs & athletic hips. Face may be a plus.

My wife had me bagged, tagged and strapped across the hood of her pickup truck ...with the first glance.

She spilled her guts after we were married. We both worked at the same place, and when she first saw me, she said she noticed my butt. Then she checked the "package", then she checked the face, and she started picturing wedding dresses, the house we'd live in ....everything.

I saw her and the first thing I thought was "hmmmm, nice ass", then went about my business.

It wasn't until later that I chased her until she caught me

We dated a total of 13 days before getting engaged, and we got married 1 month to the day after our first date.