Geez -- Am I really that Bad !!??

[Ripper2860]

It seems that I am a participant in some pretty "questionable" posts. I just checked my Stats and 21% of my total posts are in "Closed Topics".

WTF is a closed topic and am I such a deviant that 1 in 5 posts are in threads that were deemed worthy of closing?

Screw the Post count -- I'm a Closed Topic Percentage Whore !!!

[Guest]

Word!

[ViRaL1]

I wanna be a deviant too. How can I be down? :P

[Capmaster]

It seems that I am a participant in some pretty "questionable" posts. I just checked my Stats and 21% of my total posts are in "Closed Topics".

WTF is a closed topic and am I such a deviant that 1 in 5 posts are in threads that were deemed worthy of closing?

Screw the Post count -- I'm a Closed Topic Percentage Whore !!!

Yes you're a deviant. A Cubano-Americano Puto Con Bolas Grande. That's why we like you

We mods can't really "delete" threads. But we can move them to the "Closed Topics" forum. It's not visible on the main page to the members. The "Moderator Forum" isn't visible either - until you're bestowed the title of master of time and space, and given the magic key

Whenever a thread contains warez the poster is warned and the thread locked and sent to the closed topics. Cross-posts are locked and sent there too, or they're allowed to just sink. Some flame threads end up there. Old stickies too

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

[makntraks]

Let's not start this again... haven't we learned our lesson

makntraks

p.s. psssst... you guys ARE keeping track of my post count... right???

[northcat_8]

Sorry Ripper...you are pretty fucked up...too bad you had to find out this way....but it's true.

[ViRaL1]

Let's not start this again... haven't we learned our lesson

makntraks

p.s. psssst... you guys ARE keeping track of my post count... right???

Does that mean we have to start a whole new King of the Hill thread all over again? BTW Last I looked, stats were fubar.

[Ripper2860]

Cappie,

Thanks for the explaination -- I didn't post that much in the WA thread and I only posted 1 time in the Masturbation thread as I am a 2 finger typer and 1 hand is usually occupied. So that lwaves a whole lot of other naughty threads I've been involved in.

Dr. Gee -- you are the king of brevity.

Makntraks ... Don't tell anytone, but I too have been keeping track.

Psssst ...
Using high-level mathmatics that I cannot begin to explain, I've dermined that my post count = "?+1" where "?" equals my post count prior to the post I am current posting (ergo +1). Hah! And Baldrick thought he was putting one over on us !!!


Northcat -- I learned from the Master !!!

[makntraks]

Makntraks ... Don't tell anytone, but I too have been keeping track.

I knew there were others 8)

makntraks

[northcat_8]

Makntraks ... Don't tell anytone, but I too have been keeping track.

Psssst ...
Using high-level mathmatics that I cannot begin to explain, I've dermined that my post count = "?+1" where "?" equals my post count prior to the post I am current posting (ergo +1). Hah! And Baldrick thought he was putting one over on us !!!

hope you didn't hurt yourself

Northcat -- I learned from the Master !!!

That is Master Bates to you Ripper.

[gitreel]

Don't feel too bad ripper.

I too have 21% in closed topics.

I guess I am a fellow deviant.

[Supreme2k]

How about Yoda or Jimmalenko? I bet they have upper 90's in closed topics (that is, after reporting them )

[Grimey]

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

Ahh, so the mods are secretly increasing their post counts in the Word Association thread while us norms are forced to find new routes to post-whoredom. :P

[Grimey]

Wow, i just realized that.....the moving of the Word Association thread has completely upset my post distribution, i now have 27% in closed topics, and only 40% in OT.

[yoda313]

Hello,

How about Yoda or Jimmalenko? I bet they have upper 90's in closed topics (that is, after reporting them )

In my defense, I'M NOT THAT BAD. See for yourself:



And see, the reformed me DIDN'T post my post count!!!!!

Kevin

[Guest]

Cappie,

Thanks for the explaination -- I didn't post that much in the WA thread and I only posted 1 time in the Masturbation thread as I am a 2 finger typer and 1 hand is usually occupied. So that lwaves a whole lot of other naughty threads I've been involved in.

Dr. Gee -- you are the king of brevity.
Makntraks ... Don't tell anytone, but I too have been keeping track.

Psssst ...
Using high-level mathmatics that I cannot begin to explain, I've dermined that my post count = "?+1" where "?" equals my post count prior to the post I am current posting (ergo +1). Hah! And Baldrick thought he was putting one over on us !!!


Northcat -- I learned from the Master !!!

Thats what my gf says

I'm slacking though.2 yellow cards with only 3.3%

[Capmaster]

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

Ahh, so the mods are secretly increasing their post counts in the Word Association thread while us norms are forced to find new routes to post-whoredom. :P

Who needs the WA thread? If we want the mods can post our asses off in the closed topics forum and no members will ever see the posts there How do you think BJ_M got 9 friggin thousand posts, hmmmm?

[yoda313]

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

Ahh, so the mods are secretly increasing their post counts in the Word Association thread while us norms are forced to find new routes to post-whoredom. :P

Who needs the WA thread? If we want the mods can post our asses off in the closed topics forum and no members will ever see the posts there How do you think BJ_M got 9 friggin thousand posts, hmmmm?

Hello,

Capmaster - I think that was what Grimey was getting at. Since it was mentioned that thread was closed. .

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

Ahh, so the mods are secretly increasing their post counts in the Word Association thread while us norms are forced to find new routes to post-whoredom. :P

Who needs the WA thread? If we want the mods can post our asses off in the closed topics forum and no members will ever see the posts there How do you think BJ_M got 9 friggin thousand posts, hmmmm?

Hello,

Capmaster - I think that was what Grimey was getting at. Since it was mentioned that thread was closed. .

Kevin

Ahhh. Right. I keep forgetting that the Word Association thread is in closed topics now. It's been a part of OT forever it seems

[Grimey]

Several threads like Word Association, Do you masturbate, the Rot-13 code threads, the shameless "I'm king of this hour's post count" ...those are all still in closed topics. But members can't access them anymore.

Ahh, so the mods are secretly increasing their post counts in the Word Association thread while us norms are forced to find new routes to post-whoredom. :P

Who needs the WA thread? If we want the mods can post our asses off in the closed topics forum and no members will ever see the posts there How do you think BJ_M got 9 friggin thousand posts, hmmmm?

Hello,

Capmaster - I think that was what Grimey was getting at. Since it was mentioned that thread was closed. .

Kevin

Ahhh. Right. I keep forgetting that the Word Association thread is in closed topics now. It's been a part of OT forever it seems

The Word Association thread has been here longer than I have