This is spookular (Rated - RWA)

[northcat_8]

Spent most of the day at a gathering today. It was a good time, I ate quite a bit and drank way to much...but I seem to be continuing the drinking part of it as we speak, which is a continuation from last night (by the way, has anyone solved the 2 hands but only one mouth drinking problem yet? There is just so much beer....)

ANYWAY......

There were several people at this gathering and stories were being told, etc, etc, you know how it goes. One story went something like this:

We broke into Jeff's house and toilet papered his bedroom and then we took red food coloring, Catsup and some maxipads and put them all over his living room and kitchen. We even put them in the refridgerator and on the plates in the cupboard.

Someone then asks what Jeff said about it when he got home....

The girls said, "He knew it was us right away, and he said the only reason he was upset was because of the "used" maxipads all over the place. He said after he saw those he was hoping to add some red wings to his collection."

Then they said, we don't know what red wings are but aparently he expected us to give him some. Do you guys know where we can find them?



I laughed so much I was crying. They were all confused, they were seriously asking where they could find some red wings

I eventually told them what it was and the one girl said "Ewwwwwww, that's gross" but the other said "That's not gross, blood washes off. I wouldn't ever turn down tounge love"

Maybe I need some new friends...we all have way too much in common. Even though we don't talk about it. Jeff is a good friend of mine and RW has never came up in any conversation ever.

**I don't know if the one who was game for the RWA initiation was hot or not. She looked pretty good in my drunken state, but that perception has let me down before...a sober inspection would need to be made to insure quality.

[Capmaster]

Worth a look sober. If nothing else just to find out how thick your beer goggles are If she is hot, then you have a potential (likely)plebe to initiate into the world of red wingers