When forum status makes you laugh

[flaninacupboard]

Those poor, poor guests. what have they let themselves in for?

[Capmaster]

The unsuspecting are the most fun .....hee hee <evil laugh>

[flaninacupboard]

well i guess we'll crack open some beers and put the TV on, just you and me here this afternoon

[Capmaster]

I'll buy the first round. Later we can d/l some good porn

[flaninacupboard]

[tekkieman]

I'll buy the first round. Later we can d/l some good porn

Count me in!

[Capmaster]

Sounds like a full day to me

[flaninacupboard]

hmm, full day would be:

[Cobra]

I'm in a hummingbird mood today. I'm in and out, and keep coming back to VideoHelp as often as I can.

I was going to write a huge long post about why I'm incredibly pissed off right now, but I won't.

Did someone say something about beers?

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

Did someone say something about beers?

Cobra

Yep, the cap, the cobra and the flan are all kicking back and drinking some ale.

[Capmaster]

Did someone say something about beers?

Cobra

Yep, the cap, the cobra and the flan are all kicking back and drinking some ale.

And we plan to jerk off later.

[Cobra]

Errrrr....

[flaninacupboard]

it's all right cobra, it'll only be because of the fine midget clown porn. unless we invite northcat over.......

[Capmaster]

it's all right cobra, it'll only be because of the fine midget clown porn. unless we invite northcat over.......

We'll have to find some tasty red-winger porn for him. Where would you even go to look for that? I mean, I'm pretty good at tracking down good porn .....even strange fringe stuff like golden showers, snuff, brown torpedoes, S/M, bestiality ....but red-winger porn is hard to find.

[bugster]

And we plan to jerk off later.

Circle Jerk

[Cobra]

Why isn't there a smiley for someone who wants to express their desire to run screaming?

[Capmaster]

Why isn't there a smiley for someone who wants to express their desire to run screaming?

Lemme see what I can find

[indolikaa]

You want some wine coolers, bee-otch?!

[Cobra]

(clutches whisky)

[indolikaa]

(clutches whisky)

OK, perhaps some Finlandia Vodka then?

[Cobra]

I wasn't much of a fan of vodka until I lived with a guy from Norway.

It's my second choice, if I can't get whisky. Finlandia is nice - I currently have a bottle of Smirnoff Black and plain old Smirnoff Red.

[indolikaa]

I wasn't much of a fan of vodka until I lived with a guy from Norway.

It's my second choice, if I can't get whisky. Finlandia is nice - I currently have a bottle of Smirnoff Black and plain old Smirnoff Red.

Sweet.

I'll be consuming a fair amount of the distilled stuff this weekend. Lots of BBQ and booze to celebrate good-ol' Uncle Sam.

[Cobra]

It's going to piss rain here all weekend, no doubt.

[flaninacupboard]

of course, sunday you'll be celebrating getting rid of us english bastards - and monday you'll all be hammered.

4th of july would be a great time for us to invade - catch you totally off guard!

[Capmaster]

Cobra,
I didn't find the "run screaming" smiley, but I dug up a few interesting emoticons and avatars from my older boards and from a few sources:

[Cobra]

I think this one is most suitable!

I like the "Bitch" avatar. I know a couple of people who should be using that - they'd love it.

Cobra

[indolikaa]

of course, sunday you'll be celebrating getting rid of us english bastards - and monday you'll all be hammered.

4th of july would be a great time for us to invade - catch you totally off guard!

Bring it on, you French-loving bastards!

[flaninacupboard]

i know the brits would win - as long as we let you keep the superbowl most americans couldn't care less who was in charge!

[Capmaster]

i know the brits would win - as long as we let you keep the superbowl most americans couldn't care less who was in charge!

At least we might get some manners over here

[flaninacupboard]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*