When forum status makes you laugh

[Capmaster]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*

At least when you guys are complete ********, you still are civil about it.

[flaninacupboard]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*

At least when you guys are complete ********, you still are civil about it.

:/ Ok....
I think you need to come visit england, get a taste for what it's really like!

[Capmaster]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*

At least when you guys are complete ********, you still are civil about it.

:/ Ok....
I think you need to come visit england, get a taste for what it's really like!

You mean you "stiff upper lip" brits are nothing but a bunch of savages, and - gasp - you don't stop your gang wars and raping old ladies for a spot of tea and some scones every afternoon? Now I'm really disappointed

[flaninacupboard]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*

At least when you guys are complete ********, you still are civil about it.

:/ Ok....
I think you need to come visit england, get a taste for what it's really like!

You mean you "stiff upper lip" brits are nothing but a bunch of savages, and - gasp - you don't stop your gang wars and raping old ladies for a spot of tea and some scones every afternoon? Now I'm really disappointed

You think i'm gonna quit raping an old lady just to eat a scone?! what the hell is wrong you!? although i have to admit, warm scones with cold devonshire cream and jam are soooooo nice In fact, i may go buy some tonight and heat the scones in the microwave. mouth = watering now.
And i do drink many cups of tea every single day.

[Capmaster]

yes, i see it now "excuse me old chap, would you mind awfully if I, errr, stab you in the face a little, what? there's a good sport. now come on lads, it's time for some tea and scones" *snort snort*

At least when you guys are complete ********, you still are civil about it.

:/ Ok....
I think you need to come visit england, get a taste for what it's really like!

You mean you "stiff upper lip" brits are nothing but a bunch of savages, and - gasp - you don't stop your gang wars and raping old ladies for a spot of tea and some scones every afternoon? Now I'm really disappointed

You think i'm gonna quit raping an old lady just to eat a scone?! what the hell is wrong you!? although i have to admit, warm scones with cold devonshire cream and jam are soooooo nice In fact, i may go buy some tonight and heat the scones in the microwave. mouth = watering now.
And i do drink many cups of tea every single day.

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

[DVD_Ripper]

Capmaster... better duck for cover

[flaninacupboard]

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

Listen up *******!

Whoever said i can't rape an old lady and eat a scone at the same time? huh? who the **** do you think you are, implying i can't bone and eat baked goods simultaneously. That's it, that's the last ******* straw, you though i was pissed off before, you're not gonna see daylight for my ******* fists pounding your pretty boy face.

You goddamned Shitcock.

[Capmaster]

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

Listen up *******!

Whoever said i can't rape an old lady and eat a scone at the same time? huh? who the **** do you think you are, implying i can't bone and eat baked goods simultaneously. That's it, that's the last ******* straw, you though i was pissed off before, you're not gonna see daylight for my ******* fists pounding your pretty boy face.

You goddamned Shitcock.

Kiss my rosy red rectum, you mealy-mouthed, kipper-snapping, queen-keeping brit bitch lapdog. Your mother has a blue uterus, you ass-crack lapping America-bashing anal invader. You're lucky we don't come the **** over there and conquer your tea-swilling smarmy asses just because we can, in spite of having to clean up all the shit-stains like you if we did invade

[indolikaa]

Beautiful! A tear has formed in the eye of Dr. Khan...

[flaninacupboard]

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

Listen up *******!

Whoever said i can't rape an old lady and eat a scone at the same time? huh? who the **** do you think you are, implying i can't bone and eat baked goods simultaneously. That's it, that's the last ******* straw, you though i was pissed off before, you're not gonna see daylight for my ******* fists pounding your pretty boy face.

You goddamned Shitcock.

Kiss my rosy red rectum, you mealy-mouthed, kipper-snapping, queen-keeping brit bitch lapdog. Your mother has a blue uterus, you ass-crack lapping America-bashing anal invader. You're lucky we don't come the **** over there and conquer your tea-swilling smarmy asses just because we can, in spite of having to clean up all the shit-stains like you if we did invade

Oh yeah? i like to see you haul your 300lb ass off the couch and give it a god damned try! i'll bet you don't even know where england is, you isolationist, media fed, turd pizza! I'd love to see your ******* boats come all this to way to take one casualty before you pussy-ass governemnt calls them off because of the "humanitarian crisis"

And the moment you touch us james bond will be in your house, yeah, YOUR house, ******* your wife and taking down the governemnt! now stick that right up your oversized ass!

[Treebeard]

"Can you feel the love tonight"

[flaninacupboard]

"Can you feel the love tonight"

Yeah, there's some sweet lovin going on, WITH PETER NORTH AND CAPMASTERS ASS!

[lordsmurf]

You people are nuts.

[Capmaster]

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

Listen up *******!

Whoever said i can't rape an old lady and eat a scone at the same time? huh? who the **** do you think you are, implying i can't bone and eat baked goods simultaneously. That's it, that's the last ******* straw, you though i was pissed off before, you're not gonna see daylight for my ******* fists pounding your pretty boy face.

You goddamned Shitcock.

Kiss my rosy red rectum, you mealy-mouthed, kipper-snapping, queen-keeping brit bitch lapdog. Your mother has a blue uterus, you ass-crack lapping America-bashing anal invader. You're lucky we don't come the **** over there and conquer your tea-swilling smarmy asses just because we can, in spite of having to clean up all the shit-stains like you if we did invade

Oh yeah? i like to see you haul your 300lb ass off the couch and give it a god damned try! i'll bet you don't even know where england is, you isolationist, media fed, turd pizza! I'd love to see your ******* boats come all this to way to take one casualty before you pussy-ass governemnt calls them off because of the "humanitarian crisis"

And the moment you touch us james bond will be in your house, yeah, YOUR house, ******* your wife and taking down the governemnt! now stick that right up your oversized ass!

300 lbs!? Been fantasizing about profoundly obese American men again I see, you sick british ****-swab Try 165 lbs with a 34" waist, 16-1/2" neck, 14" biceps and a 43" chest. You'd be nothing but lumps in tomorrow's bowel movement, you insolent, English ass-monkey

[Keefkey]

My rectum has just prolapsed with laughing

[flaninacupboard]

See. You made my point for me. Just the mere mention of proper civilized behavior shifted your concentration from arguing in favor of raping little old ladies, to the benefits enjoying a delightful warm scone break with fresh tea. Ahhh ...the birds are singing and all is good with the world again. Now that's civilized

Listen up *******!

Whoever said i can't rape an old lady and eat a scone at the same time? huh? who the **** do you think you are, implying i can't bone and eat baked goods simultaneously. That's it, that's the last ******* straw, you though i was pissed off before, you're not gonna see daylight for my ******* fists pounding your pretty boy face.

You goddamned Shitcock.

Kiss my rosy red rectum, you mealy-mouthed, kipper-snapping, queen-keeping brit bitch lapdog. Your mother has a blue uterus, you ass-crack lapping America-bashing anal invader. You're lucky we don't come the **** over there and conquer your tea-swilling smarmy asses just because we can, in spite of having to clean up all the shit-stains like you if we did invade

Oh yeah? i like to see you haul your 300lb ass off the couch and give it a god damned try! i'll bet you don't even know where england is, you isolationist, media fed, turd pizza! I'd love to see your ******* boats come all this to way to take one casualty before you pussy-ass governemnt calls them off because of the "humanitarian crisis"

And the moment you touch us james bond will be in your house, yeah, YOUR house, ******* your wife and taking down the governemnt! now stick that right up your oversized ass!

300 lbs!? Been fantasizing about profoundly obese American men again I see, you sick british ****-swab Try 165 lbs with a 34" waist, 16-1/2" neck, 14" biceps and a 43" chest. You'd be nothing but lumps in tomorrow's bowel movement, you insolent, English ass-monkey

Yeah, you try and impress me all your "inches" bullshit! no-one cares because no one knows what the **** you're talking about!! obviously been so long sdince you got your fat ass out the door you don't know we use the METRIC system!! yeah, your ass i probably too wide to fit through the door, they'll have to take out a goddamned wall. and NO, the metric system is not a type of PIE you ignorant ****-bundle! you can't stick everything you find in your mouth, except your dads ****, you can stick that in your mouth all you like you sick homo ****-slice!!!

[Capmaster]

Flan,
I think we ought to quit trash talking. The other forum members are getting worried

So, are you ready for that beer, porn, and a session with Dolly?

[flaninacupboard]

uhhhhh, yeah. ok.

got ma porn, got ma drinks, you bring Dolly and we'll chill. *hopes to god the doorbel doesn't ring after hitting "submit"*

[Capmaster]

uhhhhh, yeah. ok.

got ma porn, got ma drinks, you bring Dolly and we'll chill. *hopes to god the doorbel doesn't ring after hitting "submit"*

****-bundle and ****-slice ......nice touch Flan (scribbles down in notes).

I've got the porn network fired up and waiting. Just need to put a patch on Dolly and she's all yours

[flaninacupboard]

you have a dedicated porn -network- ?
Got tired of the rack of HD's spinning in your ear so invested in a NAS cluster?

[Capmaster]

you have a dedicated porn -network- ?
Got tired of the rack of HD's spinning in your ear so invested in a NAS cluster?

You mean you don't have a dedicated T3 line tied into the national porn cluster in Holmes, Maryland too?

[flaninacupboard]

you have a dedicated porn -network- ?
Got tired of the rack of HD's spinning in your ear so invested in a NAS cluster?

You mean you don't have a dedicated T3 line tied into the national porn cluster in Holmes, Maryland too?

*kicks the dirt* no.

[Capmaster]

you have a dedicated porn -network- ?
Got tired of the rack of HD's spinning in your ear so invested in a NAS cluster?

You mean you don't have a dedicated T3 line tied into the national porn cluster in Holmes, Maryland too?

*kicks the dirt* no.

Me neither Just dreaming again.*also kicks the dirt* But to be able to download a 10 terabyte clown porn retrospective of the 20th century in 30 seconds gets me stiff just thinking about it

[flaninacupboard]

you have a dedicated porn -network- ?
Got tired of the rack of HD's spinning in your ear so invested in a NAS cluster?

You mean you don't have a dedicated T3 line tied into the national porn cluster in Holmes, Maryland too?

*kicks the dirt* no.

Me neither Just dreaming again.*also kicks the dirt* But to be able to download a 10 terabyte clown porn retrospective of the 20th century in 30 seconds gets me stiff just thinking about it

Too much information!!

[Doramius]

Can I jump in on this one?

I hope you choke on my diarreah as I liquid fart down your throat.

Yeah, I've been saving that one. Anyone think that was a bit over the top?

[Capmaster]

Can I jump in on this one? I hope you choke on my diarreah as I liquid fart down your throat. Yeah, I've been saving that one. Anyone think that was a bit over the top?

A bit. I would never doubt your ability in that area. If you really let loose on someone you don't like, look out. Look what you did to the friend's couch, and you liked him

[indolikaa]

As I approach 4,000 posts and prepare for my entry into the truly assinine world of the 'Master of the Discipline' I read threads like this, and I begin to wonder about my purpose on this forum, and the meaning of my life as it is represented on random clusters of a hard drive thousands of miles away...


Damn, I just farted.

(Sniff...)

Righteous!

[flaninacupboard]

i'll be joining you at 4k end of next week i think. i'm currently running at 12k posts a year. you know something is up when your post count is higher than your salary!

[Doramius]

At first I thought I had an idea as to how to clean up the topics on videohelp.com. Once I realized it was only bad gas, I let it pass.

[tekkieman]

God I have so much to learn, but this is definately the place to learn it!