Clever Boy Roy

[Hardcoreruss]

A funny one at my expense to brighten up your day post Mr Urs Meier's criminal activities last night.

Bought 8 new dvd's yesterday, maybe it was the post match nerves but I forgot about them and left them on the train. As soon as I jumped off I realised and called ahead to the end of the line. I did not expect them to turn up so I was suprised when I got a call from Shoeburyness train station some ten minutes later saying that they had them.

Back down to the station I went and took four stops to the end of the line. Collected my dvd's, all there and still in their mint sealed condition. Back on the train now, off to the boozer for the match.

Jumped of the train, and yep you've guessed it I left the ******* dvd's on the train AGAIN, I mean how stupid can you get. Called up the lost property again, spoke to the same lady who thought it was the funniest thing she had ever heard. However this time the dvd's did not survive travelling through East London and now some bastad is watching my dvd's

[flaninacupboard]

that's some poor luck...
teach you to
a) use a car
b) carry a bag/briefcase
c) buy some trousers with big pockets
d) open your eyes when exiting a train

was it anything good you lost?

[Craig Tucker]

I can understand leaving them once, but twice

Bad day all round Russ.

[Hardcoreruss]

They were: -

Sleepy Hollow
Underworld - 2 Disc Spec Ed
Willow - 2 Disc Spec Ed
Blade - 2 Disc Spec Ed
The Great Outdoors
Big Trouble in Little China - 2 Disc Spec Ed
Pirates of the Caribbean - 2 Disc Spec Ed
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - 2 Disc Spec Ed

[flaninacupboard]

They were: -

Sleepy Hollow - No loss
Underworld - 2 Disc Spec Ed - Never seen it
Willow - 2 Disc Spec Ed - Don't want to see it
Blade - 2 Disc Spec Ed - bugger.
The Great Outdoors - never heard of it
Big Trouble in Little China - 2 Disc Spec Ed - sounds boring
Pirates of the Caribbean - 2 Disc Spec Ed - no loss!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - 2 Disc Spec Ed - i understand you can download a cammed version

[Hardcoreruss]

You've never seen Big Trouble in Little China !!!!

[flaninacupboard]

no........
should i have? sounds like a kids' movie!

[Hardcoreruss]

Its a classic, definitely worth a watch.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/

[Will Hay]

I would have been disapointed if you'd got them back the second time, you stupid bastard
Will

[Hardcoreruss]

When I picked them up I quickly jumped back on the train I came in on before it went to the sidings to grab a paper and there was some pissed up bloke passed out.

So I woke him up and helped him off the train. When we sat down on the new one it turns out that he drinks in my local and sort of knows me. We started chatting and hence I forgot the bloody dvd's.

[flaninacupboard]

next time you're in your local look out for him - see if he's saying what a cool movie underworld is!

[Hardcoreruss]

next time you're in your local look out for him - see if he's saying what a cool movie underworld is!

[DVD_Ripper]

Had you gone to the boozer before you went shopping .... that could explain forgetting the movies on the train, and, some of the choices

[Hardcoreruss]

Pissed up - No, and those choices were quality what are you going on about !

[Will Hay]

I'd be suprised if Russ was ever sober.
Will

[Hardcoreruss]

My missus would echo those remarks, I having been hitting the old sauce a bit fiercely recently.

[thayne]

TWICE!?!?

Sorry, but you deserve to loose them

[Hardcoreruss]

My missus would echo those remarks, I having been hitting the old sauce a bit fiercely recently.

See what I mean I cannot even talk straight

[Will Hay]

My missus would echo those remarks, I having been hitting the old sauce a bit fiercely recently.

It was just a hunch, don't know if I'm glad I was right now
Will

[andyp1]

Another reason NOT to use Public Transport.

[Tommyknocker]

Another reason to use the 'Net. Had you ordered them you would have received at your front door.

[flaninacupboard]

i get the impression he would have a job sneaking them past "security" at his house if they were posted

[Tommyknocker]

i get the impression he would have a job sneaking them past "security" at his house if they were posted

I know what you mean, if the "Off Base Commander" does not approve of the purchase, it doesn't go through the door.